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Why did we ever fart?
Why did we ever part?
"Always Be"
I'm an ass, I've always been Right behind what's happening
I'm a "as-I've-always-been" Right behind what's happening
"Always Be"
I'm an ass, I've always been
I'm all as I've always been
"Always Be"
I'm an ass, I've always been
I'm all as I've always been
"Always Be"
I'm an ass, I've always been
I'm all as I've always been
"Authority Song"
I don't see 'mommy is to high'
I don't seem obvious, do I?
"Authority Song"
I don't see Mafias, do I?
I don't seem obvious, do I?
"Authority Song"
I don't see mommy it's too high
I don't seem obvious do I?
"Authority Song"
I don't see mommy mister, why?
I don't seem oblivious, do I?
"Authority Song"
I don't see monkey as too high.
I don't seem obvious, do I?
"Authority Song"
I don't see my PS2, I
I don't seem obvious, do I?
"Authority Song"
I don't see my fee as too high
I don't seem obvious do I?
"Authority Song"
I got no secret from this
JMC money is to ride.
I got no secret purpose
I don't seem obvious, do I?
"Authority Song"
J.M.C. automatic
J.A.M.C automatic
"Authority Song"
My own sea monkey is to ride.
I don't seem obvious, do I?
"Believe In What You Want" (MP3)
Dancing in plastic shaving foam
Dancing in plastic shake-up snow
"Big Casino"
(Get up, get up) Turn my admission
(Get up, get up) Fire up the sister
(Get up, get up) Turn my ignition
(Get up, get up) Fire up the system
"Big Casino"
(Them say)
(They'll say)
"Big Casino"
And they'll say, "All this stuff in the world couldn't melt that ass"
And they'll say, "All the salt in the world couldn't melt that ice"
"Big Casino"
And they'll say, "all the stuff in the world couldn't be that nice"
And they'll say, "all the salt in the world couldn't melt that ice"
"Big Casino"
I'll accept with boys, with grace
I'll accept with poise, with grace
"Big Casino"
I'm a new dirty success story
I'm a New Jersey success story
"Big Casino"
Well, there's lots of smart Ikeas in books on MegaRed
Well, there's lots of smart ideas in books I never read
"Big Casino"
When they draw my name from the monitor
When they draw my name from the lottery
... Sugar on the asphalt, oh-oh littering is awesome ...
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt. Our hearts littering the topsoil
A waterfall in love tonight
I wanna fall in love tonight.
Clear your thoughts with spit inside.
Clear your thoughts with speyside.
Clear your thoughts with spit shine.
Clear your thoughts with speyside.
Clear your thoughts, Miss Bayside.
or
Clean your thoughts, this gay died.
Clear your thoughts with speyside.
I swear sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts glitter in the top soil
Today we can make the last car
Our lives are cold
To air just pick the line of the parade.
or
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the top soil
Tune in we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal
It's the picket line or the parade
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the top soil
Tune in we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal
Sign on, the picket line or the parade.
I swear, sugar honey a**blow.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt
I swear, sugar on the asphalt
Uh-huh, Nidorina topsoil
Today, we can give the best call
Our lives are cold.
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the topsoil
Tune in and we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal.
I swear, sugar, honey, asphalt
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
I swear, there's sugar on the asphalt.
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
I'm not a bum 'cuz the TV's on.
I'm not alone cuz the TV's on.
I'm not a phone cuz the tv's on you
I'm not alone cuz the tv's on yeah
I'm not crazy 'cause I take my rifle everyday
I'm not crazy 'cause I take the right pills everyday
Our hearts, ballerina tassels
Our hearts littering the topsoil
Salt sweat sugar on the ass balls.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Salt sweat, glitter on your tux, sir.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Salt sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Uh-huh, tiggy wiggy tassles
Touché so we can get the lassoo
Uh-huh, uh-huh!
Salt sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the top soil
Tune in so we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal.
Salt, sweat, sugar, honey asphalt.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Salt, sweet sugar daddy ass balls
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Saltened sugar lying on the blacktop.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Sharpened sugar on the outside.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Sign up to pick a line of Tupperware.
Sign on, the picket line or the parade.
Soft sex, sugar in the a**hole.
Salt sweat, sugar on the asphalt.
Soft swear sugar honey asphalt.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Soft swear sugarhoney acts falled
Uh, uh, uh, huhs ours are littering the tops soil
Sign up the pick or line or company.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the top soil
Tune in we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal
Sign on, the picket line or the parade.
Soft swear, sugar honey asphalt.
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Soft swear, sugar on the asphalt.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Soft swear, sugar on the asphalt
Uh-huh,littering the top said
To air and we can make the last car
Our lives are cold
To air its the picketline or the parade.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the top soil
Tune in we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal
It's the picket line or the parade.
Soft sweat, sugar, honey, asphalt
Our hearts, Nidorina topsoil
To air, and we can get to NASCAR
Our lies are cold.
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the topsoil
Tune in and we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal.
Soft where sugar's on the asphalt.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Soft, swear, sugar on the asphalt.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Softshell sugar on the asphalt
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt.
Soul swear shoot her on the asphalt.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Stop there! There's a shooter on the asphalt
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
The Hives are cool.
Our lives are coal.
Uh huh, glitter on the cop's car
Sign up to pick a lot of Tupperware.
Our hearts littering the top soil
Sign on the picket line or the parade.
Drive, same booth, same f***ing numbers.
Try the same booth, same lucky numbers.
I try the same losing f***ing numbers.
I try the same losing lucky numbers.
We're wide awake and birthday cake!
We're wide awake and we're thinking.
Here you'll meet my friends.
Hear you me, my friends.
"If You Don't, Don't" (MP3)
Don't you know what I'm thinking?
Driving 4 or 5 past midnight
Don't you know that I miss you?
I even asked Shauna to stay tonight.
Don't you know I'm thinking?
Driving 405 past midnight
Don't you know that I miss you?
Ninth and Ash on a Tuesday night.
"If You Don't, Don't" (MP3)
Would you meme this, please, if it happens?
Would you mean this, please, if it happens?
Knife and ash on a Tuesday night.
Ninth and Ash on a Tuesday night.
I'd give you anything, but you won't pay.
I'd give you anything, but you want pain.
I don't wanna shoot you
But I just can't walk away.
I know what I should do
But I just can't walk away.
"Last Christmas"
A face of a lover with a bar in his heart.
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart.
With one hand high, you'll show them your froglets.
With one hand high, you'll show them your progress.
Your turkey makes my blood move.
Your ticking makes my blood move.
Anyone can say they're a Muppet song.
And they can say they're above this all.
I can't let it bottle me.
I can't let it bother me.
I can't let it bottle me
I can't let it bother me
It takes all my bread away.
It takes my pain away.
Aninnymouse adds: "...Which is why Jimmy ate world."
These are harder times.
These are horrid times.
They take my bread away.
It takes my pain away.
"Salt Sweat Sugar"
Clear your thoughts with spacide
Clear your thoughts with speyside
"Salt Sweat Sugar"
Undress, clean your conscience
And rest clean your conscience
"Salt, Sweat, Sugar"
So sweet, sugar on the asphalt
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
"Splash, Turn, Twist"
Don't leave me in the trippy air.
Don't leave me in the trivia.
Are you this stupid?
Are you listening?
I love playing Odyessey games.
I won't play your hide-and-seek game.
I was sinnin' free
With a little sweetness there for loving me
I was spinning free
With a little sweet and simple numbing me
I won't play your fantasy game.
I won't play your hide and seek game.
I won't play, you're outta zee game.
I won't play your hide and seek game.
I'll play your Odessey game, whoa, whoa.
I'll play your hide-and-seek game, whoa-a, whoa-a
I'm still running away
I walk where you're hide-and-seeking
I'm still running away
I won't play your hide-and-seek game
If you lose shortening
If you're listening
If you're discerning, swing it back.
If you're listening, sing it back.
If you're dissin'
Bring it back
Straight from the guppy run wise
dum dum not what you'd find
I was feelin' free
With just a little sweet and simple numbing me
Are you listening. (Whoa,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh)
Sing it back. (Ah,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh)
String from your tether unwinds. (string from your tether unwinds, uh oh, uh oh)
Up and outward to bind (Up and outward to bind, uh oh, uh oh)
I was spinning free (Whoa,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh)
with a little sweet and simple numbing me
If you're the sandman
If you're listening
Often I was to find
Up and outwards to bind
Shop until you drop.
Stumble until you crawl
Sinkin' into sweet 'til I'm 17.
Sinkin' into sweet uncertanty.
Sitting back
Sing it back.
Step on the dotted red line.
String from your tether unwinds.
Straight from the Babylon wind
String from the tether unwinds.
Straight from the Taliban Lines
String from the tether unwinds
Straight from the Taliban line
String from your tether unwinds
Straight from the telephone lines.
String from your tether unwinds.
Straight from the telly-run lines.
String from your tether unwinds.
Straight from your Talleyrand wines
String from your tether unwinds
Strapped from the teflon-run blinds
Strap from the tether unwinds
Strength for the Taliban man
String from your tether unwinds.
Strength for your Taliban wives.
String from your tether unwinds.
Strength from the Taliban mines.
String from your tether unwinds.
Strut for the Taliban wives.
String from your tether unwinds.
Stumble to your car
Sing it into sweet uncertainty.
Stumble 'til you crawl
Sinking into sweet uncertainty.
Stumble to your car
Singing into sweet uncertainty.
Stumble till you crawl
Sinking into sweet uncertainty.
Up an hour to find
Up and outward to bind
What a Disney dance
What a dizzy dance
What would your odyessy bring?
I won't play your hide-and-seek game.
What, what is the meaning?
When words lose their meaning
"Table For Glasses" (MP3)
Clean my septic son.
Lead my skeptic sight.
"Table for Glasses" (MP3)
Feed my sceptic side.
Lead my skeptic sight.
"Table for Glasses" (MP3)
Feed my skeptic side.
Lead my skeptic sight.
A little bit of rhythm and a lot of rhyme
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride
After that, Ellbiteh, Ellbiteh!
After that, everything, everything
Elbekuh, Elbekuh will be all right, all right.
Everything, everything will be all right, all right.
What the heck is "Elbekuh" anyways?
Elbow to elbow...
Everything, everything...
Elbow to elbow
Everything, everything
Elbow to, elbow to, we'll be all right
or
Elbow two, elbow two, we'll be all right
or
Elbow too, elbow too, we'll be all right
Everything, everything will be all right
Elephant Elephant will be just fine
Elephant elephant will be all right
Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be alright.
Elephant, elephant in the fight
Everything, everything will be all right.
Elephant, elephant will be alright, alright.
Everything, evrything will be alright, alright.
Elephant, elephant will be just fine.
Everything, everything will be just fine.
Elephant, elephant will be just fine.
Everything, everything will be just fine.
Elephant, elephant will be just fine
Elephant, elephant will be alright, alright.
Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be alright, alright.
Elephants, elephants will be alright, alright
Everything, everything will be alright, alright
Elephants, elephants will feed all night
Everything, everything will be alright
Elva says everything will be all right.
Everything, everything will be all right.
Elver to, elver it will be alright.
Everything, everything will be alright.
Elverson, Elverson will be all right.
Everthing, everything will be all right.
Elvis and Elvis, it'll be all right.
Everything, everything will be all right.
Elvis and Elvis, they are pretty tight.
Everything, everything will be all right.
Elvis and Elvis
Everything, everything
Elvis said, Elvis said it'll be just fine
Elvis said, Elvis said it'll be all right, all right.
Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be all right, all right.
Elvis to Elvis it'll be all mine all mine
Everything, everything will be all right
Elvis, Elvis it'll be just fine
Elvis, Elvis, it'll be all right, all right.
Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be alright, alright.
Elvis, Elvis
Everything, everything...
"Everything, Everything" sounds like "Elvis, Elvis" to me.
Hey, don't bite your cells off yet.
Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
Hey, don't light yourself on fire.
Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
Hey, don't rot yourself all that.
Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
Hey, don't rot yourself away.
Hey, don't right yourself off yet.
Hey, don't wack yourself off yet!
Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
Hey, don't wet yourself again
Hey, don't write yourself off yet
Hey, don't write yourself up yet.
Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
It just takes some time little bit
A little bit of outdoor life.
It just takes some time, little girl
You're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time little girl.
You're in the middle at the right.
or
It just takes some time little girl.
You're in a little apple ride.
or
It just takes some time little girl.
You're in a little apple ride.
It just takes some time little girl.
You're in the middle of the ride
It just takes some time to get a little.
It just takes some time, little girl.
It just takes some time, little girl, living in the afterlife
It just takes some time little girl. You're in the middle of the ride
It just takes some time, little girl
Living when the help arrives
It just takes some time little girl.
You're in the middle of the ride
Sorry I mis-heard the lyrics. Now, I hope all the emo kids from Hot Topic don't come and beat me up.
It just takes some time
A little bit of in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
A little bit of kitty litter and you'll find
Everything everything will be just fine.
It just takes some time
Little girl you're in the middle of the ride
Everything, everything will be just fine.
It just takes some time
A little bit, a little bit after 12
And everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be alright.
It just takes some time
Little girl you're in the middle of the ride
Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be alright.
It just takes some time
A little bit, a little bit of apple, right.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
And just a little bit of Alkaline.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
Little bit o' rhythm and a lot of rhyme.
It just takes some time
Little girl you're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
Little bit of M&Ms in our garage.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
Little bit of in the middle after ride
Everything, everything will be just fine.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride
Everything, everything will be just fine.
It just takes some time
Little bit of in the middle, out the rhyme.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
Little bit of internet
And after I write
Everything, everything will be just fine.
It just takes some time
Little girl you're in the middle
Of the ride
Everything, everything will be just fine.
It just takes some time
Little bit of little bit of alkaline
Everything everything will be just fine.
It just takes some time
Little girl you're in the middle of the ride
Everything, everything will be just fine.
Editor's note: The correct title of this song is "The Middle", not "In The Middle." (IOW, "In" is NOT part of the title.)
It just takes some time
Little bit of minglin' it will have to right.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
Little bit of money little Alperine
Elbow to elbow, it'll be just fine
Elbow to elbow, it'll be alright.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride
Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be alright.
It just takes some time
Little bit of sizzle in the afterlife.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
Little bit, a little bit of Happosai.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
'Happosai' is a perverted old guy from the anime Ranma 1/2.
It just takes some time
Little bit, a little bit of alkaline.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
Little bit, little bit of sacrifice.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
Little bit--a little bit of alkaline
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
Little girl and a little Alco rod.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
Little girl in the middle, after that
Elbow to elbow, it will be just fine.
It just takes some time
Little girl you're in the middle of the ride
Everything, everything will be just fine.
It just takes some time
Little girl in the middle
After that
Everything, everything will be just fine.
It just takes some time
Little girl you're in the middle
Of the ride
Everything, everything will be just fine.
It just takes some time
Little girl, in a little, after nine.
It just takes some time
Little girl, your in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
Little girl, in a little, after ride.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
Little girl, in the minute I've arrived.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle, out the right
Over and over, it'll be just fine
Over and over it'll be all right.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride
Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be all right.
It just takes some time
Little girl, your gettin' a little tough to ride
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
Live a little, in the middle, out the right.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
The little riddle in the middle of this rhyme.
It just takes soem time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
To build a little bitty house up on the hill
And everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be alright.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride
Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be alright.
It just takes some time
A little in a little out of line
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride
It just takes some time
To do, a little bit of hot sauce in my shoes.
It just takes some time
Little girl you're in the middle of the ride
It just tastes so fine
Little girl, you're in a little alkaline.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Just take some wine, bitter girl.
It just takes some time, little girl.
L with the L with the will be alright.
Everything, everything, will be alright.
Little bit of, little bit of Appenine
or
Little bit of, little bit out the Rhine
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
'The Appenines' are the mountain range that runs down the length of Italy.
Little bitty in a little hot blue ride
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Little girdle in a little.
Little girl, you're in the middle.
Little girl, you're in the middle, I've arrived.
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Little girl, you're in the middle, out the rhyme.
or
Little girl, you're in the middle, out the right..
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Over and over it'll be just fine
Over and Over it'll be all right, all right.
Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be all right, all right.
When you've the weight
When you're away.
A clink in homeroom can mimic in my groan.
I think the whole room can hear me clear my throat.