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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> The Jets
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Jets that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 39 misheard song lyrics for The Jets on amIright currently.
"Cross My Broken Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut that f***ing hogwash.
Original Lyrics:
Cross my broken heart, boy.
"Cross My Broken Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to the city this time
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to stay this time
"Crush On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the way you move with The South Bank Show
You knew I would surrender
You knew I would surrender
Original Lyrics:
Because the way you move was so self-assured
You knew I would surrender
You knew I would surrender
"Crush On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't keep her sacred to save her life
But still I trusted her with all my fantasy
I never knew a rumor could smell so fast
But still I trusted her with all my fantasy
I never knew a rumor could smell so fast
Original Lyrics:
Can't keep a secret to save her life
But still I trusted her with all I felt inside
I never knew a rumor could spread so fast
But still I trusted her with all I felt inside
I never knew a rumor could spread so fast
"Crush On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't rush away, my heart's been displayed.
Original Lyrics:
No more charades, my heart's been displayed.
"Crush On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wash your face, my heart's been displaced
Original Lyrics:
No more charades, my heart's been displayed.
"Crush On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel detrained,
my heart's been misplayed
my heart's been misplayed
Original Lyrics:
I feel betrayed,
my heart's been displayed
my heart's been displayed
"Crush On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew aroma could spread so fast
Original Lyrics:
I never knew a rumor could spread so fast
"Crush on You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a watch on you
Original Lyrics:
I've got a crush on you
"Crush on You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got crutches on you
Original Lyrics:
I've got a crush on you
"Crush on You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not much you read, my heart's been misplaced
OR
No mature age, my heart's been misplaced
OR
No mature age, my heart's been misplaced
Original Lyrics:
No more charades, my heart's been displayed
"Crush on You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's always talking when she should be whispering
Original Lyrics:
She's always talking when she should be listening
"I Do You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A hard-boiled egg as bad as mine
Original Lyrics:
A heart could ache as bad as mine
"Make It Real" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight it's been a libro
Original Lyrics:
Tonight it's been a year
Libro is the Spanish word for book
"Make It Real" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You didn’t feel ashamed
Original Lyrics:
You didn’t feel the same
"Rocket 2 U" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I can work it all night
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I can rocket all night
"Rocket 2 U" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call be just because you're long.
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me just to cut your lawn.
"Rocket 2 U" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so upset because you can't teach all those children
Original Lyrics:
You're so upset because you can't watch All My Children
"Rocket 2 U" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so upset because you get what all my children have.
Original Lyrics:
You're so upset because you can't watch 'All My Children' and...
"You Got It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearing me call you when
Out on inland
Out on inland
Original Lyrics:
Hearing me call, you went
Out on a limb.
Out on a limb.
"You Got It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearing me call you when
I was a limb.
I was a limb.
Original Lyrics:
Hearing me call, you went
Out on a limb.
Out on a limb.
"You Got It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I, I was the game people played.
Original Lyrics:
I, I was a game he would play.
"You Got It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put all your tears to rest
Original Lyrics:
Put all your fears to rest
"You Got It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got it all over here
Original Lyrics:
You got it all over him
"You Got It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got it all over here
Original Lyrics:
You got it all over him
"You Got It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got it all over there
Original Lyrics:
You got it all over him
"You Got It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must have been given cents
Original Lyrics:
You must have been heaven sent
"You Got it All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're all that he's got
Original Lyrics:
And you're all that he's not
"You Got it All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then like a Ray-O-Vac
Original Lyrics:
Then like a ray of light
Ray-O-Vac (now officially spelled Rayovac) is a brand of batteries.
"You Got it All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You would make everything clean
Original Lyrics:
You would make everything clear
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