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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jesus Jones that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 20 misheard song lyrics for Jesus Jones on amIright currently.

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"International Bright Young Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas introduce yourself
Original Lyrics:
Please introduce yourself
"International Bright Young Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Has ghosts dragons wishes while,
Sun is making wishes while,
I gaze out there somewhere,
Anchors on your hair
Original Lyrics:
Atsuko's dropping dishes while,
Sam is making wishes while,
Aki's up there somewhere,
Anca's on the air
These lyrics refer to various women whom the band members knew, apparently in reference to some inside jokes or hijinks...basically the intent is to perplex anyone who dares to listen too closely.
"Real Real Real" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you fear reap?
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel real?
"Real Real Real" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Real real real
Do you feel real
And that's all I'd like to know
Do you feel real real
And that's all I'd like to know
Original Lyrics:
Real real real
Do you feel real
And if so I'd like to know
How to feel real real
Do you feel real
And if so I'd like to know
"Real, Real, Real" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And although it sounds unseen
Original Lyrics:
And although it sounds obscene
"Right Here Right Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm dating
Original Lyrics:
And I'm waiting
"Right Here Right Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I must lie, but I've waited, waited.
I must lie that I've waited for this.
Original Lyrics:
I was alive and I waited, waited.
I was alive and I waited for this.
"Right Here Right Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm alive and I'm waiting, waiting.
I'm alive and I'm waiting for you.
Original Lyrics:
I was alive and I waited, waited.
I was alive and I waited for this.
"Right Here Right Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I saw the d***head in, when it seemed the world could change
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I saw the decade in, when it seemed the world could change
"Right Here, Right Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob Dylan did meth just to sing about it
Original Lyrics:
Bob Dylan didn't have this to sing about
"Right Here, Right Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One on the radio talks about evolution, but it's already passed me by.
Original Lyrics:
Woman on the radio talks about revolution, when it's already passed her by.
"Right Here, Right Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There is just one place I'd rather be.
Original Lyrics:
There is no other place I'd want to be.
"Right Here, Right Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no place I'd rather be
Original Lyrics:
There is no other place I wanna be
"Right Here, Right Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the only place I'd rather be.
Original Lyrics:
There is no other place I want to be.
"Right Here, Right Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the only place I'd rather be
Original Lyrics:
There is no other place I'd rather be
"Right Here, Right Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching the world wake up from its dream
Original Lyrics:
Watching the world wake up from history
"The Devil You Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
A life to call our home
Original Lyrics:
A life to call our own
"The Right Decision" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Unless something is a mess
Original Lyrics:
Unless something is amiss
"Who? Where? Why?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The image of you, Eddie Vedder
Original Lyrics:
The image of you only better
"Zeroes and Ones"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all yours in his own mind
Original Lyrics:
It's all yours and it's all mine

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