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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> The Jesus And Mary Chain

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Jesus And Mary Chain that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 6 misheard song lyrics for The Jesus And Mary Chain on amIright currently.

"Commercial"
Misheard Lyrics:
McDonald's and Cher
The bugger king is hell
McDonald's and Cher
Please don't swell
Original Lyrics:
McDonald's is shit
Burger King is hip
McDonald's is shit
Please don't spit
"Head On"
Misheard Lyrics:
A suicide in my head around you
Original Lyrics:
As soon as I get my head around you
"In a Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
West coast's greener
(On the other side)
Compost dealer's on the other side
Original Lyrics:
The grass grows greener
On the other side
Corn grows sweeter
On the other side
"Just Like Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating out this girl
Is the hardest thing for me to do.
Original Lyrics:
Eating up the scum
Is the hardest thing for me to do.
"Just Like Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your plastic toilet
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your plastic toy
"Just Like Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
In her honey dripping behind
Behind
Original Lyrics:
In her honey dripping beehive
Beehive

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