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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Jefferson Airplane
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jefferson Airplane that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 93 misheard song lyrics for Jefferson Airplane on amIright currently.
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"Plastic Fantastic Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her neon mouth with the blingatoff smile
Original Lyrics:
Her neon mouth with the blinking soft smile
"Plastic Fantastic Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her neon mouth with the blinking soft smile.
Original Lyrics:
Her neon mouth with a blink-it's-off smile.
"Plastic Fantastic Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her neon mouth with the blinking soft smile.
Original Lyrics:
Her neon mouth with the blinkers-off smile.
Editor's note: This line is actually disputed, as various lyric sites give at least three possibilities; most of them say "blinkers-off", so I'm going with that one as correct until I see the liner notes of the album.
"Plastic Fantastic Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her neon mouth with the obligatory smile
Original Lyrics:
Her neon mouth with the blinking soft smile
"Rejoyce" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch and die - watch and die - watch and die
Original Lyrics:
White shirt, tie - white shirt, tie - white shirt, tie
"She Has Funny Cars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mind's Banshee'd.
Original Lyrics:
Your mind's guaranteed.
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the joys, with the new diles.
Original Lyrics:
And all the joys within you dies.
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your mind, your mind is so full of bread.
Original Lyrics:
And your mind, your mind is so full of red.
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your mind, your mind is so full of it.
Original Lyrics:
And your mind, your mind is so full of red.
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't chew on somebody for lunch.
Original Lyrics:
Do you want somebody to love?
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you want some money to love?
Don't you need some money to love?
Wouldn't you love some money to love?
You better find some money to love.
Don't you need some money to love?
Wouldn't you love some money to love?
You better find some money to love.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you want somebody to love?
Don't you need somebody to love?
Wouldn't you love somebody to love?
You better find somebody to love.
Don't you need somebody to love?
Wouldn't you love somebody to love?
You better find somebody to love.
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the garden fowls, baby, are dead
Yes, and your mind, your mind is so fulla bread.
Yes, and your mind, your mind is so fulla bread.
Original Lyrics:
When the garden flowers, baby, are dead
Yes, and your mind, your mind is so full of red.
Yes, and your mind, your mind is so full of red.
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the tooth is found to be lies
Original Lyrics:
When the truth is found to be lies
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the tooth is stung
Original Lyrics:
When the truth is found
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the truth is found to these lies.
Original Lyrics:
When the truth is found to be lies.
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the turkey's done, turkeys lie.
Original Lyrics:
When the truth is found to be lies.
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the turkey's found
To be alive
To be alive
Original Lyrics:
When the truth is found
To be lies
To be lies
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the turkey's found
Original Lyrics:
When the truth is found
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the turkey's stoned
Original Lyrics:
When the truth is found
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the turkeys' bound to be fried...
Original Lyrics:
When the truth is found to be lies...
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyes may look like eels
Original Lyrics:
Your eyes may look like his
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyes may look like tears
Original Lyrics:
Your eyes may look like his
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyes, I say your eyes may look like ears
But in your head, baby, I'm afraid you're gonna wear it.
But in your head, baby, I'm afraid you're gonna wear it.
Original Lyrics:
Your eyes, I say your eyes may look like his
But in your head, baby, I'm afraid you don't know where it is.
But in your head, baby, I'm afraid you don't know where it is.
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyes, I say your eyes may look like his
But in your head, baby, I'm afraid you looka weary.
But in your head, baby, I'm afraid you looka weary.
Original Lyrics:
Your eyes, I say your eyes may look like his
But in your head, baby, I'm afraid you don't know where it is.
But in your head, baby, I'm afraid you don't know where it is.
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mind is so full of bread
or
Your mind is so full of red
or
Your mind is so tuna bread
or
Your mind is so full of red
or
Your mind is so tuna bread
Original Lyrics:
Your mind is so full of dread
"Somebody To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mind is so full of red
Original Lyrics:
Your mind is so full of dread
"Somebody to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Almond Joy within you dies
Original Lyrics:
And all the joy within you dies
"Somebody to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your life, your life is a vertebrae
Original Lyrics:
And your mind, your mind is so full of red
"Somebody to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your mind, your mind is so thoroughbred.
Original Lyrics:
And your mind, your mind is so full of red.
"Somebody to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you need some bodily love
Original Lyrics:
Don't you need somebody to love
"Somebody to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They treat you like a gas
Original Lyrics:
They treat you like a guest
"Somebody to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the book is found
Original Lyrics:
When the truth is found
"Somebody to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the garden flowers
Feed your dead, yes
And your mind, your mind
Is so full of bread
Feed your dead, yes
And your mind, your mind
Is so full of bread
Original Lyrics:
When the garden flowers
Baby, are dead, yes
And your mind, your mind
Is so full of red
Baby, are dead, yes
And your mind, your mind
Is so full of red
"Somebody to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the proof is found
Original Lyrics:
When the truth is found
"Somebody to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the tooth is found
Original Lyrics:
When the truth is found
"Somebody to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the tooth is gone
Original Lyrics:
When the truth is found
"Somebody to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the tootin' starts
Original Lyrics:
When the truth is found
"Somebody to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're mine, you're mine
Original Lyrics:
Your mind, your mind
"Somebody to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mind, your mind is so full of bread
Original Lyrics:
Your mind, your mind is so full of red
"Volunteers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Counter revolution, counter revolution
Original Lyrics:
Got a revolution, got a revolution.
"Volunteers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Join the revolution.
F*** the revolution
F*** the revolution
Original Lyrics:
Got a revolution, got a revolution.
"Volunteers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Quality is of America
Original Lyrics:
We're volunteers of America.
"Volunteers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taco revolution
or
Taco Bell chalupa
or
Taco Bell chalupa
Original Lyrics:
Got a revolution
"Volunteers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The apologies of America
Original Lyrics:
We're volunteers of America.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the one that Dr. Seuss gives you.
Original Lyrics:
And the one that mother gives you
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the one that Mother Goose has
Original Lyrics:
And the one that mother gives you
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the one that someone gives you
Original Lyrics:
And the one that mother gives you
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One girl makes you larger
And one girl makes you small.
And one girl makes you small.
Original Lyrics:
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small.
And one pill makes you small.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you swole
And one pill makes you swole
Original Lyrics:
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small.
And one pill makes you small.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One pill makes you nauseous,
and one pill makes you snore
and one pill makes you snore
Original Lyrics:
One pill makes you larger,
and one pill makes you small
and one pill makes you small
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor Alice when she was just small.
Original Lyrics:
Call Alice when she was just small.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reap her head.
or
Be prepared.
or
Be prepared.
Original Lyrics:
Feed your head.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember what Daddy Warbucks said.
Original Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said
Daddy Warbucks is a fictional character from Little Orphan Annie.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember what the Doughboy said
Original Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember what the Good Book said
'Feed your head
Feed your head'.
'Feed your head
Feed your head'.
Original Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said
'Feed your head
Feed your head!'
'Feed your head
Feed your head!'
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember what the captain said:
"Peter Pan! Peter Pan!"
or
"Tinker Bell! Tinker Bell!"
"Peter Pan! Peter Pan!"
or
"Tinker Bell! Tinker Bell!"
Original Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head! Feed your head!"
"Feed your head! Feed your head!"
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember what the donut said
He don't care, he don't care
He don't care, he don't care
Original Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head, feed your head
Feed your head, feed your head
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember what the door lamb said
'Pee your bed, pee your bed.'
'Pee your bed, pee your bed.'
Original Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said
'Feed your head, feed your head.'
'Feed your head, feed your head.'
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember what the door mouth said.
Original Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember what the doorbell said.
Original Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember what the doorknob said.
Original Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember what the doorman said
Keep your head
Keep your head
Original Lyrics:
Remember what the doormouse said
Feed your head
Feed your head
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said.
Feed your head.
Feed your head.
Original Lyrics:
Remember what the doorknob said.
Keep your head.
Keep your head.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said
'Make your bed! Make your bed!'
'Make your bed! Make your bed!'
Original Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said
'Feed your head, feed your head.'
'Feed your head, feed your head.'
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said
'We don't care, we don't care.'
'We don't care, we don't care.'
Original Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said
'Feed your head, feed your head.'
'Feed your head, feed your head.'
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said
'Give me head
Give me head!'
'Give me head
Give me head!'
Original Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said
'Feed your head
Feed your head!'
'Feed your head
Feed your head!'
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember what the gorgon said
Keep your head
Keep your head
Original Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head
Feed your head
Played the song over and over - had a big crush on Grace
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember what the tall boy said...
Original Lyrics:
Remember what the dormouse said...
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some hooker smoking carrot juice has given you a call.
Original Lyrics:
Tell them a hookah smoking caterpillar has give you the call.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell 'em ah-oo-gah smoking character
Has given you the call.
Has given you the call.
Original Lyrics:
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Has given you the call.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell 'em hookah smoking cauliflower
Has given you the call.
Has given you the call.
Original Lyrics:
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Has given you the call.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell them a hooker and a smoking character
Has given you the call.
Has given you the call.
Original Lyrics:
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Has given you the call.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell them all who go smoking caterpillars.
Original Lyrics:
Tell them a hookah smoking caterpillar.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What logic and proportion
Have fallen slightly dead.
Have fallen slightly dead.
Original Lyrics:
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead.
Have fallen sloppy dead.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When logic and proportion have fallen slowly dead.
Original Lyrics:
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead.
Have fallen sloppy dead.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When logic and proportion have fallen softly dead
Original Lyrics:
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When logic and proportion
Have fall and store be dead
Have fall and store be dead
Original Lyrics:
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead.
Have fallen sloppy dead.
Editor's note: Please don't be submitting blatantly-made-up words
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When logic and proportion
Have fallen slightly dead.
Have fallen slightly dead.
Original Lyrics:
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead.
Have fallen sloppy dead.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When logic and proportion
Have flat and slappy dam.
Have flat and slappy dam.
Original Lyrics:
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead.
Have fallen sloppy dead.
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When logic had an abortion
Original Lyrics:
When logic and proportion
"White Rabbit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When your mind is moving low.
Original Lyrics:
When your mind is moving roar.
"Young Girl's Sunday Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk to 7-11 when I'm high
Original Lyrics:
I walk beside you laughing and I'm high
"Young Girl's Sunday Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One sodomy is filled with laughter
Original Lyrics:
One side of me is filled with laughter
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