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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jay and the Techniques that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 13 misheard song lyrics for Jay and the Techniques on amIright currently.

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"Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always used to find a hiding place....Charlie Chan!
Original Lyrics:
Always used to find a hiding place, times have changed.
"Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always used to find a hiding place
Tiger tag.
Original Lyrics:
I always used to find a hiding place
Times have changed.
"Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll go pitch this pumpkin pie.
Original Lyrics:
Apples, peaches, pumpkin pie
"Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a freakin' porcupine.
Original Lyrics:
Apples, peaches, pumpkin pie
"Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh ready or not, hear I come
Gee that used to be such fun
I always used to find a hiding place
Tiger Tag!!!
Original Lyrics:
Oh ready or not, here I come
Gee that used to be such fun
I always used to find a hiding place
Times have changed.
"Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready or not, here I come
Right back where I started from
Original Lyrics:
Ready or not, here I come
Gee that used to be so fun
"Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready or not, here I come
Teasing you could be such fun
Original Lyrics:
Ready or not, here I come
Gee that used to be so fun
"Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's afraid to holler I
Original Lyrics:
Who's not ready to holler I?
"Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's not ready holler their eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Who's afraid to holler I?
"Keep The Ball Rolling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep the ball goin'
Original Lyrics:
Keep the ball rollin'
"Keep The Ball Rolling"
Misheard Lyrics:
On your mark get set
Let the kissing spit
Original Lyrics:
On your mark get set
Let the kissing start
"Keep The Ball Rolling"
Misheard Lyrics:
On your mark, get set
Let the kissing spit.
Original Lyrics:
On your mark, get set
Let the kissing start.
"Keep the Ball Rolling"
Misheard Lyrics:
On your mark get set
Let the kissing stop
Original Lyrics:
On your mark get set
Let the kissing start

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