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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Jane's Addiction
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"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anal ride
Back in time
Back in time
Original Lyrics:
Hey all right.
If I get by
If I get by
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she wants a thing
And sheep don't wanna play with it.
And sheep don't wanna play with it.
Original Lyrics:
And she wants something
And she don't want to pay for it.
And she don't want to pay for it.
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she wants some feelings
But she don't wanna pay the rent.
But she don't wanna pay the rent.
Original Lyrics:
When she wants something
And she don't want to pay for it.
And she don't want to pay for it.
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she wants something,
and she don't even pay the rent
and she don't even pay the rent
Original Lyrics:
And she wants something,
and she don't want to pay for it
and she don't want to pay for it
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Be alright, f***in' fine.
Original Lyrics:
Hey all right, if I get by!
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because you live once when I was 5
Original Lyrics:
I've been caught stealing once when I was 5.
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Iraq.
Hey fudgepack
Hey fudgepack
Original Lyrics:
Hey alright.
If I get by
If I get by
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey all right
Pumpkin pie
It's mine
Pumpkin pie
It's mine
Original Lyrics:
Hey all right
If I get by
It's mine
If I get by
It's mine
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey all right, pumpkin pie!
Original Lyrics:
Hey all right, if I get by!
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey all right
Book 'em, Bob
Book 'em, Bob
Original Lyrics:
Hey all right
If I get by
If I get by
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey all right
Funky pie
Funky pie
Original Lyrics:
Hey all right
If I get by
If I get by
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey all right
Monkey f***
Monkey f***
Original Lyrics:
Hey all right
If I get by
If I get by
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey alright, porcupine, It's mine
Original Lyrics:
Hey alright, If I get by, It's mine
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey alright, spunky pie.
Original Lyrics:
Hey alright, if I get by.
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey alright. Fuck it bye!
Original Lyrics:
Hey alright, if I get by, it's mine
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, alright!!
Faggot Bob!
It's mine!
Faggot Bob!
It's mine!
Original Lyrics:
Hey alright,
if I get by,
it's mine
if I get by,
it's mine
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't just give in
Original Lyrics:
I enjoy stealing
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't trust him then.
Original Lyrics:
I enjoy stealing.
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't trust steel then.
Original Lyrics:
I enjoy stealing.
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't trust the alien.
or
I didn't trust the elite.
or
I didn't trust the elite.
Original Lyrics:
I enjoy stealing.
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn’t just give in
It’s just circumstance
We sat around the barn
Saturn left
Saturn left and waitin’ for it to begin
It’s just circumstance
We sat around the barn
Saturn left
Saturn left and waitin’ for it to begin
Original Lyrics:
I enjoy stealing
It’s just as simple as that
We sat around the pile
Sat here and laughed
Sat and laughed and waved it into the air
It’s just as simple as that
We sat around the pile
Sat here and laughed
Sat and laughed and waved it into the air
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been caught stealing once and that was fine.
Original Lyrics:
I've been caught stealing once when I was 5.
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been crusting lead.
Original Lyrics:
I've been caught stealing.
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a tin man who don't wanna pay the rent
Original Lyrics:
When I want somethin', and, I don't wanna pay for it
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My girl, she's one dude
She don't give a skit
Diggin' in that s***.
She don't give a skit
Diggin' in that s***.
Original Lyrics:
My girl, she's one, too
She'll get a shirt
And stick it under her skirt.
She'll get a shirt
And stick it under her skirt.
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sat around the fire
Saturn left
Saturn left and waiting it to begin.
Saturn left
Saturn left and waiting it to begin.
Original Lyrics:
We sat around the pile
We sat and laughed
We sat and laughed and waved it into the air!
We sat and laughed
We sat and laughed and waved it into the air!
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll go and get her a skirt
Original Lyrics:
She'll go and get her a shirt
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll tuck it in her skirt
Stick it under her shirt
She gonna raise it for me
Stick it under her shirt
She gonna raise it for me
Original Lyrics:
She'll go and get her a shirt
Stick it under her skirt
She grabbed a razor for me
Stick it under her skirt
She grabbed a razor for me
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We sat around the bong.
Original Lyrics:
We sat around the pile.
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We sat around the puddle, studdered and left
Original Lyrics:
We sat around the pile, sat here and laughed
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I want some beer man, I don't want to pay for it.
Original Lyrics:
When I want something and I don't want to pay for it
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I want some Thin Mints, I don't wanna pay for it
or
When I want some dinner and I don't want to pay for it.
or
When I want some dinner and I don't want to pay for it.
Original Lyrics:
When I want something and I don't want to pay for it
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I want some thin men, I go on a gay parade
Original Lyrics:
When I want somethin' an' I don't wanna pay for it
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I want something and I don't want a gay parade
Original Lyrics:
When I want something and I don't want to pay for it
"Been Caught Stealing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I want something and I don't want to pray for rain
Original Lyrics:
When I want something and I don't want to pay for it
"Irresistible Force"
Misheard Lyrics:
The irresistible parsnip
The immovable object
The immovable object
Original Lyrics:
The irresistible force met
The immovable object
The immovable object
"Jane Says" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He treats me like a rancor.
Original Lyrics:
He treats me like a rag doll.
A rancor is the creature in the pit of Jabba's palace in Return of the Jedi.
"Jane Says" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He treats me like a rectal.
Original Lyrics:
He treats me like a rag doll.
"Jane Says" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He treats me like a rectum.
or
He treats me like a rag dog.
or
He treats me like a real dog.
or
He treats me like a rental.
or
He treats me like a rental.
Original Lyrics:
He treats me like a rag doll.
"Jane Says" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to explain when I get my money saved
Original Lyrics:
I'm going away to Spain when I get my money saved
"Jane Says" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane said, pop that Sergio.
Original Lyrics:
Jane says I'm done with Sergio.
"Jane Says" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane says I'm done with Sergio.
He treats me like a rectom.
He treats me like a rectom.
Original Lyrics:
Jane says I'm done with Sergio.
He treats me like a ragdoll.
He treats me like a ragdoll.
"Jane Says" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane says don't wear Sergio's
Original Lyrics:
Jane says she's done with Sergio
"Jane Says" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane says, "I'm gonna risk pain and get my money saved"
Original Lyrics:
I'm going away to Spain when I get my money saved
"Jane Says" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane says, 'Down with Sergio!'
Original Lyrics:
Jane says, 'I'm done with Sergio.'
"Jane Says" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane says, 'Have you seen my weaker arm?'
Original Lyrics:
Jane says, 'Have you seen my wig around?'
"Jane Says"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane says, 'I'm dumb to scare J. Lo!'
Original Lyrics:
Jane says, 'I'm done with Sergio.'
"Jane Says" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane says, 'I'm through with Sergio'
He treats me like a rectum.
He treats me like a rectum.
Original Lyrics:
Jane says, 'I'm done with Sergio'
He treats me like a rag doll.
He treats me like a rag doll.
"Jane Says" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane says, I'm only 38.
Original Lyrics:
Jane says, I'm done with Sergio.
"Jane Says" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane says, no estudio
Original Lyrics:
Jane says, I'm done with Sergio
'No estudio' is Spanish for 'I don't study'.
"Jane Says" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane says...
have you seen my weed around??
I can't make out without it!
have you seen my weed around??
I can't make out without it!
Original Lyrics:
Jane says...
Have you seen my wig around??
I feel naked without it!
Have you seen my wig around??
I feel naked without it!
"Jane Says" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She woke up in the morning saying Andrew
Original Lyrics:
She walk up on St. Andrews
"Jane Says" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She woke up on St. Andrew.
Original Lyrics:
She walk up on St. Andrews.
"Jane Says" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I can't live without it
Original Lyrics:
I feel naked without it
"Just Because" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were you I'd better wash up
Original Lyrics:
If I were you I'd better watch out
"Mountain Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause ya know, honey.
Cash in dismay-al.
Cash in dismay-al.
Original Lyrics:
Cash in now, honey
Cash in, Miss Smith.
Cash in, Miss Smith.
"Ocean Size"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like two aging ninja foes.
Original Lyrics:
Like a tooth aching a jawbone.
"Pig's In Zen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beetles in the mud, wielding tire irons.
Original Lyrics:
Pig goes in the mud when he tires.
"Standing In The Shower ...Thinking"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was stealing in the shower
Original Lyrics:
I was standing in the shower
"Standing in the Shower...Thinking..."
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is a f***ing hot dog.
Original Lyrics:
The water is piping hot.
"Strays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jerome he fades away
And Jerome is getting thinner.
And Jerome is getting thinner.
Original Lyrics:
And the road it fades away
And the road is getting thinner.
And the road is getting thinner.
"Superhero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mind has been in able
Original Lyrics:
My mind has been enabled
Theme song from Entourage.
"Then She Did..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poop from a headless chair
Original Lyrics:
Pulled from a headless shell
"Then She Did..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was enourmous,
just as you were
just as you were
Original Lyrics:
She was an artist,
just as you were
just as you were
"Three Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your a Dick jesus (loves his Marys)
Original Lyrics:
Erotic jesus (loves his Marys)
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