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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Jamiroquai
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There are 91 misheard song lyrics for Jamiroquai on amIright currently.
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"20-0-1"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's pornographic internet sensing on my skin
It's not for me but my baby really needs a cat
By 2032 you carry me
And with a little luck I carry you.
It's not for me but my baby really needs a cat
By 2032 you carry me
And with a little luck I carry you.
Original Lyrics:
It's pornographic internet traffic on the screen
It's not for me but my baby's really a crack
By 2032 you can be me
And with a little luck I can be you.
It's not for me but my baby's really a crack
By 2032 you can be me
And with a little luck I can be you.
"20-0-1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twenty Zero One. Where do I belong? Got my behind
But I don't know where my bed has gone.
But I don't know where my bed has gone.
Original Lyrics:
Twenty Zero One. Where do I belong? I got my mind
And I don't know where my head has gone.
And I don't know where my head has gone.
"Black Capricorn Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a stupid black, for me.
Original Lyrics:
It's just too black, funky.
"Black Capricorn Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just too black, f**k me!
Original Lyrics:
It's just too black, funky
"Black Capricorn Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm dealing with the devil, in everyone I eat.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'm dealing with the devil, in everyone I meet.
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All these bathtimes I'm going through
Original Lyrics:
All the bad times I'm going through
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All these crafty finds I'm going through
Original Lyrics:
All the bad times I'm going through
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But then my chance to get to heaven is slim
(Later)
Got canned heat in my heels tonight, Big Ben
(Later)
Got canned heat in my heels tonight, Big Ben
Original Lyrics:
But then my chance to get to heaven slipped
(Later)
Got canned heat in my heels tonight, baby
(Later)
Got canned heat in my heels tonight, baby
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got candied on my wheels tonight, maybe.
Original Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my heels tonight, baby.
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got candy and high heels tonight, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my heels tonight, baby.
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got candy in my ears tonight Big Ben
Original Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my heels tonight baby
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got candy in my ears tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my heels tonight.
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got candy in my hands tonight, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my heels tonight, baby.
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got candy in my heals tonight, Big Ben.
Original Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my heals tonight, baby.
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got candy in my heels tonight baby.
Original Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my heels tonight baby.
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got candy in my heels tonight, Big Ben!
Original Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my heels tonight, Baby!
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got candy in my heels tonight, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my heels tonight baby.
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got candy in my heels tonight, big babe.
Original Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my heels tonight, baby.
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got candy in my heels tonight
Original Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my heels tonight
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my ears
Original Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my heels
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my heels tonight, Big Ben.
Original Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my heels tonight, baby.
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got canned meat in my heels tonight, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my heels tonight, baby.
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got so much candy in my ears
Original Lyrics:
Got so much canned heat in my heels
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had no reason to be airy.
Original Lyrics:
I had no reason to be care-free.
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to put my faith in Wahsheb.
Original Lyrics:
I used to put my faith in worship.
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got candy in my ears tonight
Original Lyrics:
I've got canned heat in my heels tonight
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got candy in my ears tonight baby
or
So much candy in my hands yeah
or
So much candy in my hands yeah
Original Lyrics:
Got Canned Heat in my heels tonight baby
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, can you feel my heels tonight, baby?
Original Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my heels tonight, baby.
"Canned Heat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know this nectarine is peeled.
Original Lyrics:
You know this boogie is for real.
"Corner Of The Earth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know this colour of the earth is miles in me.
Original Lyrics:
I know this corner of the earth, it smiles at me.
"Corner Of The Earth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know this colour of the earth
It smells of pee.
It smells of pee.
Original Lyrics:
I know this corner of the earth
It smiles at me.
It smiles at me.
"Corner Of The Earth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunlight concert free
Original Lyrics:
Sunlight comes for free.
"Cosmic Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I should take care not to powder.
Original Lyrics:
I should take care not to flounder.
"Cosmic Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right across from where I'm spinning
or
Right across from where I'm spending
(Later)
Do I have to go for chicken
'Cause it's you that should be a chicken
So she's a lesbian, me with her cosmic eyes
She's just a cosmic girl
From another galaxy
My heart, you see, would rather be
or
Right across from where I'm spending
(Later)
Do I have to go for chicken
'Cause it's you that should be a chicken
So she's a lesbian, me with her cosmic eyes
She's just a cosmic girl
From another galaxy
My heart, you see, would rather be
Original Lyrics:
Right across from where I'm standing
(Later)
Do I have to go star-trekking
'Cause it's you I should be checking
So she laser beamed me with her cosmic eyes
She's just a cosmic girl
From another galaxy
My heart's at zero gravity
(Later)
Do I have to go star-trekking
'Cause it's you I should be checking
So she laser beamed me with her cosmic eyes
She's just a cosmic girl
From another galaxy
My heart's at zero gravity
"Cosmic Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a Cosby girl
Original Lyrics:
She's just a cosmic girl
"Cosmic Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a car-sick girl
Original Lyrics:
She's just a cosmic girl
"Cosmic Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I asked her for another of the same
Original Lyrics:
So I asked her for her number all the same
"Cosmic Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There could be a closer camera, I should take care not to wah-wah.
Original Lyrics:
This could be a close encounter - I should take care not to flounder
"Deeper Underground"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm growing, I'm growing
I'm growing people underground
I'm growing people underground
Original Lyrics:
I'm going, I'm going
I'm going deeper underground.
I'm going deeper underground.
"Deeper Underground"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wuth a bottle mama pikachu!
Original Lyrics:
Where they bite off more than they can chew.
"Deeper Underground"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wuth a bottle mama pikachu!
Original Lyrics:
Where they bite off more than they can chew
"Destitute Illusions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you stink, you're in Heaven.
Original Lyrics:
You may think you're in Heaven.
"Dynamite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pussycat eyes on Biggin Hill
Original Lyrics:
Pussycat eyes I'm diggin' you
"Everyday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
or
You're sorry, you're sorry, you're sorry.
or
You're sorry, you're sorry, you're sorry.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I do, yes, I do, yes, I do.
"Everyday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your salad, your salad, your salad, your salad
Original Lyrics:
Yes I do, yes I do, yes I do, yes I do
"Half The Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A solitary jail for a solid love affair
A king has lost his throne, now he sits alone, hey hey
Every brother sing the melody of our love tune
OR Every brethren song the melody of our love tune
A king has lost his throne, now he sits alone, hey hey
Every brother sing the melody of our love tune
OR Every brethren song the melody of our love tune
Original Lyrics:
A solitary chair for a silent love affair
A king has lost his throne, now he sits alone, hey hey
Every bird will sing the melody of our love tune
A king has lost his throne, now he sits alone, hey hey
Every bird will sing the melody of our love tune
"Half The Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where our love will saw our knees
Original Lyrics:
Where our love was so at ease
"Half the Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the springing bloom the sunbed of our love assumes now
Original Lyrics:
Like the spring in bloom the summer of our love is soon, now
"High Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids won't give it up
Kids won't give a f*ck
Kids won't give a f*ck
Original Lyrics:
Kids wanna give it up
Kids wanna give it up
Kids wanna give it up
"High Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This twisted crystal kingdom
Where you have your nylons.
Where you have your nylons.
Original Lyrics:
This twisted crystal kingdom
Where you live your nine lives.
Where you live your nine lives.
"Just Another Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A bullet in the hear is a lesson heard.
Original Lyrics:
A bullet in the head is a lesson learned.
"Little L" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why does it have to be line dancing?
I can never tell
You make me love you, love you baby
With a little lie.
I can never tell
You make me love you, love you baby
With a little lie.
Original Lyrics:
Why does it have to be like this?
I can never tell
You make me love you, love you baby
With a little L.
I can never tell
You make me love you, love you baby
With a little L.
"Little L" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me love you love you baby with a little elf
Original Lyrics:
You make me love you love you baby with a little L
"Little L" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me love you,love you baby
With a little air
With a little air
Original Lyrics:
You make me love you,love you baby
with a little L
with a little L
"Planet Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Illusions form you’ve never seen
Original Lyrics:
Illusions drip from every seam
"Planet Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No-where else I'd rather pee.
Original Lyrics:
No-where else I'd rather be.
"Planet Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Planet home, yes new and greet
New lava you will see
New lava you will see
Original Lyrics:
Planet home, is blue and green
Beautiful for you to see
Beautiful for you to see
"Soul Education" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if there's green wax in your eye
Somethings money just can't buy.
Somethings money just can't buy.
Original Lyrics:
And if there's greenbacks in your eye
Some things money just can't buy.
Some things money just can't buy.
"Soul Education" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if there's kleenex in your eye,
Something that money just can't buy
Something that money just can't buy
Original Lyrics:
And if there's greenbacks in your eye
Some things money just can't buy.
Some things money just can't buy.
"Soul Education" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I had my days of freedom
Dressed like a man through four seasons.
Dressed like a man through four seasons.
Original Lyrics:
See, I had my days of freedom
Dressed like a man fit for all seasons.
Dressed like a man fit for all seasons.
"Supersonic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can tell by the T's
He's a worrier who cries.
He's a worrier who cries.
Original Lyrics:
You can tell by the tears
He's a warrior who cries.
He's a warrior who cries.
"This Corner Of The Earth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can sit for hours and watch the hemorrhoids' display.
Original Lyrics:
I can sit for hours and watch the emerald feathers play.
"This Corner Of The Earth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can sit for hours
And watch the elephant's display.
And watch the elephant's display.
Original Lyrics:
I can sit for hours
And watch the emerald feathers play.
And watch the emerald feathers play.
"Travelling Without Moving" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know all we're doing is travelling without moving
or
Don't know why we're doing this travelling without moving
or
Don't know why we're doing this travelling without moving
Original Lyrics:
I know all we're doing is travelling without moving
"Virtual Insanity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now that things are changing for the worse, say WHAAAAT?!
Original Lyrics:
And now that things are changing for the worse, see...WOAH!
"Virtual Insanity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But that's what they suggest today.
Original Lyrics:
Well that's what they said yesterday.
"Virtual Insanity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But we can always take banana give.
Original Lyrics:
But we can always take but never give.
"Virtual Insanity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For Eustace twisting all our new technology
Original Lyrics:
For, useless, twisting, our new technology
"Virtual Insanity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For these useless, twisting, our brand new technology
or
For these useless, twisting, avant new technology
or
For these useless, twisting, avant new technology
Original Lyrics:
For these useless, twisting, of our new technology
"Virtual Insanity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get some Wonder bread to eat it all
Original Lyrics:
It's a wonder man can eat at all
"Virtual Insanity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a world where a man can eat a toad.
Original Lyrics:
It's a wonder man can eat at all.
"Virtual Insanity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a world where a man can eat a toe
Original Lyrics:
It's a wonder man can eat at all.
"Virtual Insanity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a world where a man can eat a toe
Original Lyrics:
It's a wonder man can eat at all
"Virtual Insanity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now every mother can't choose the cover of her job
Original Lyrics:
Now every mother can choose the color of her child
"Virtual Insanity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, now there is no sound, for we all live on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, now there is no sound, for we all live underground.
"Virtual Insanity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, there's nothing so bad as an unhappy man
Original Lyrics:
Oh, there's nothing so bad as a man-made man
"Virtual Insanity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's something in this future that we have to veto.
Original Lyrics:
There's something in this future that we have to be told.
"Virtual Insanity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, it's a wonder man can eat a toad
Original Lyrics:
Well, it's a wonder man can eat at all
"Virtual Insanity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, it's so easy to sit beside another string
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, it's so insane to synthesize another strain
"Virtual Insanity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
World that man can eat a tone.
Original Lyrics:
It's a wonder man can eat at all.
"When You Gonna Learn?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, have you heard the news, Tunde?
or
Hey, have you heard the news Toda?
or
Hey, have you heard the news Toda?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, have you heard the news today?
"You Are My Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yule a mile, love
or
Yule a mile of
or
You are Mylar
or
You are Mylar
Original Lyrics:
You are my love
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