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There are 40 misheard song lyrics for Interpol on amIright currently.

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"A Time To Be So Small"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forcing an erection, he wasn't even there.
Original Lyrics:
Forcing interaction, he wasn't even there.
"A Time To Be So Small"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nursing an erection, he wasn't even there.
Original Lyrics:
Rehearsing interaction, he wasn't even there.
"C'mere"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now seasoned with hair
Two lovers walk a lakeside mile.
Original Lyrics:
Now season with health
Two lovers walk a lakeside mile.
"C'mere"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two lovers walk the lone side of life.
Original Lyrics:
Two lovers walk a lakeside mile.
"Evil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angels on trial.
Original Lyrics:
But hey, who's on trial?
"Evil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey me, why can't we look the other way?
Original Lyrics:
Sandy, why can't we look the other way?
"Evil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with the baseline.
Original Lyrics:
Sensitive to fate, not.
"Evil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandy, can't we look the other way.
Original Lyrics:
Saying meanwhile can't we look the other way.
"Evil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saying 'meanwhile can't we look the other way?'
Original Lyrics:
Sandy, why can't we look the other way?
"Evil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saying please, why can't we look the other way?
Original Lyrics:
Sandy, why can't we look the other way?
"Evil"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Hague is on fire.
Original Lyrics:
But hey, who's on trial?
"Evil"
Misheard Lyrics:
The hangers on trial.
Original Lyrics:
But hey who's on trial?
"Evil"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're weightless, you are retarded.
Original Lyrics:
You're weightless, you are exotic.
"Leif Erikson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chickens with a sentimental side
Should be held with kids' gloves.
Original Lyrics:
She feels that my sentimental side
Should be held with kids' gloves.
"Leif Erikson"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like ketchup on my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Helps me catch up on my mime.
"Leif Erikson"
Misheard Lyrics:
My lovesick banana.
Original Lyrics:
My love's subliminal.
"Length of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Commasalation, sweet Jesus
Original Lyrics:
Combat salacious removal
"NYC"
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew your cares.
Original Lyrics:
New York cares.
"NYC"
Misheard Lyrics:
New York kids
Original Lyrics:
New York cares.
"Narc"
Misheard Lyrics:
You should be on MySpace.
Original Lyrics:
You should be in my space.
"Obstacle 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken wing, chicken wing, chicken wing, chicken wing
Original Lyrics:
She can read, she can read, she can read, she can read
"Obstacle 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
She can read, she can read, she's black.
Original Lyrics:
She can read, she can read, she's bad.
"Obstacle 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
She can't read, she can't read, she can't read
She's blind, oh, she's blind.
Original Lyrics:
She can read, she can read, she can read
She's bad, oh, she's bad.
"Obstacle 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
She puts the waste in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
She puts the weights in my heart.
"Obstacle 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three packs a day
Original Lyrics:
She packs it away.
"Obstacle 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three packs a day
Original Lyrics:
She packs it away.
"Obstacle 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
chicken wing, chicken wing, chicken wing, she's bad
Original Lyrics:
She can read, she can read, she's bad.
"PDA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep tight, brim right
We have two hundred couches.
Original Lyrics:
Sleep tight, dream right
We have two hundred couches.
"Pace Is The Trick"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't hold, a candle.
Original Lyrics:
You don't hold, I can't go on.
"Precipitate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daphne, when you find me
Let the blood dry and come and lie with me.
Original Lyrics:
Daphne, when you find me
Let the blood drive and come alive with me.
"Say Hello To Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't control what's in me
It swells up when you step into my a** face.
Original Lyrics:
I can't control the part of me
That swells up when you move into my airspace.
"Say Hello To Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Move into my a**face.
Original Lyrics:
Move into my airspace.
"Say Hello To Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, please die
I'm marrying my lover, not you.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, each night
I bury my love around you.
"Say Hello To Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo, Harry's so pretty and red.
Original Lyrics:
Your hair is so pretty and red.
"Slow Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Comes raining from a hatless clown
Original Lyrics:
Comes raining from a hapless cloud
"Slow Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diss the pain in a violent place.
Original Lyrics:
Dissipate in a violet place.
"Slow Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat pies, with no hands.
Original Lyrics:
We spies, we slow hands.
"Slow Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to pole dance with some stars.
Original Lyrics:
I watched a pole dance of the stars.
"Slow Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch the Paul Banks of the star.
Original Lyrics:
I watched a pole dance of the stars.
"Take You On A Cruise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time is like a broken watch.
Original Lyrics:
I'm timeless like a broken watch.

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Evil album at Amazon.com

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Evil Pt.1 album at Amazon.com

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