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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Inspiral Carpets that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 11 misheard song lyrics for Inspiral Carpets on amIright currently.

"Dragging Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never can quite remember, was it June, July or September
That you sold your salt to me
Original Lyrics:
I never can quite remember, was it June, July or September
That you sold your soul to me
"Dragging Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm seeing Shakespeare hide the curtain.
Original Lyrics:
I'm seeing shaped behind the curtains.
"Monkey On My Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
The monkey on my vacuum cleaner.
Original Lyrics:
The monkey on my back is leaning.
OK, the real lyric is pretty obvious given the title of the song.
"Niagara"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gone to see Viagra.
Original Lyrics:
Gone to see Niagara.
"Saturn 5" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby take a ride on a C64
Original Lyrics:
Lady take a ride on a Zeke 64
"Saturn 5" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Going down the lifeless cop-shop Resident 35
Original Lyrics:
Laying down the lifeless corpse of President 35
"The Biggest Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
To celebrate our porn
I cut this lawn today.
Original Lyrics:
To celebrate our bond
I'll cut the stone today.
"This Is How It Feels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Postman, don't know what he's done?
Original Lyrics:
Husband, don't know what he's done
"Two Worlds Collide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess that makes me Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Guess that makes me a bad man.
"Two Worlds Collide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess that makes me a fat man.
Original Lyrics:
Guess that makes me a bad man.
"Two Worlds Collide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that making you mad man?
Original Lyrics:
Guess that makes me a bad man.

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