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"11 AM"
Eleven AM
By now you would think that I would be up
But my bedsheet's shamed to hear the choices I made.
Eleven AM
By now you would think I would be up
But my bedsheets shade the heated choices I made.
"11 AM"
Eleven AM
By now you would think that I would be up
But my bedsheet's show to you the choices that I made.
Eleven AM
By now you would think I would be up
But my bedsheets shade the heated choices I made.
"A Certain Shade of Green"
A perfect constellation
A private consolation
"A Certain Shade of Green"
Remember when you masturbate you choose lives.
Remember when you procratinate you choose last.
"Are You In?"
Are you ill?
Are you in?
"Are You In?"
Are you there
Are you in
"Are You In?"
It's so much better when everyone is Ed
Are you Ed?
It's so much better when everyone is in
Are you in?
"Are You In?"
It's so much better when everyone isn't arguing.
It's so much better when everyone is in
Are you in?
"Are You In?"
It's so much easier when Steven Green is in that shirt.
It's so much easier when sea foam green is in fashion.
"Are You In?"
It's so much easier
When sea phone green is in for sure.
It's so much easier
When sea foam green is in fashion.
"Are You In?"
R-U-N
or
When everyone is in our U.N.
When everyone is in, are you in?
"Are You In?"
When sea foam green is in
When sea foam green is in fashion
"Are You In?"
When seafoam green is in fat s***.
When seafoam green is in fashion.
"Are You In?"
When seafoam green is in the shell
When seafoam green is in fashion
"Blood On The Ground"
There's blood in my mouth, b****
Well I don't f*** around.
'Cause blood in my mouth beats
Blood on the ground.
"Blood On The Ground"
There's blood in my mouthpiece, oh, f*** me now!
'Cause blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground.
"Blood On The Ground"
There's blood on my mouth beats 'lord don't f*** around'.
'Cause blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground.
"Blood On The Ground"
There's blood on my mouth, beach so don't f*** around
'cause blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground
"Certain Shade Of Green"
Accept the traitor, yeah
Think I'm going crazy, watchin' as you constipate.
A certain shade of green
I'm growing grey watching you procrastinate.
"Certain Shade Of Green"
I think I grew a gray watching you break glass certainly.
I think I grew a gray watching you procrastinate.
"Circles"
I saw you standing on my head lice (plink plink plink)
I saw you standing in my headlight (blink blink blink)
"Drive"
How much I let the beer take the wheel.
How much I let the fear take the wheel.
"Drive"
It's Tiffany before
It's driven me before
"Drive"
Seems to be Vera Wang
Seems to be the way
"Drive"
Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there
With broken arms and open eyes.
Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes.
"Drive"
Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there with open arms and open thighs
Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there with open arms and open eyes
"Drive"
Whatever tomorrow brings,
she'll be there with open arms, and open legs
Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there with open arms and open eyes
"Drive"
With broken hands and broken arms, yeah
With open arms and open eyes, yeah
"Favorite Things"
Me the youngster
Me the young sponge
"Glass"
Or did I crack yourself?
Or did I crack your shell?
"Here In My Room"
Your love is a fern
Here in my room.
Your love is a verb
Here in my room.
"Here In My Room"
Your love is a verve here in my room.
Your love is a verb here in my room.
"Here In My Room"
Your love is a virtute in my room.
Your love is a verb here in my room.
"Hilikus"
You've got to be Hannakahs
So good to be Hannakahs.
You've got to be hilikus
So good to be hilikus.
"I Miss You"
I know I'll see you again
What the f***, or soon?
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon.
"Idiot Box"
I've got a message for all those who think that they can etch his words and suck my d***.
I've got a message for all those who think that they can etch his words inside my brain.
"Just A Phase"
Iron bottle,
Fizzy water
I am bottled,
Fizzy water
"Just a Phase"
Fizzy water, had your daughter
I am bottled, fizzy water
"Leech"
The reign's over.
or
The rain's over.
The ride's over.
"Made For TV Movie"
I'm conceited.
I can see now.
"Megalomaniac"
An principle alone
On principle alone
"Megalomaniac"
Do you know Jesus?
You're no Jesus.
"Megalomaniac"
God knows Jesus.
You're no Jesus.
"Megalomaniac"
Gotta know Jesus
Yeah, you're no f***in' innocent.
You're no Jesus
Yeah, you're no f***in' Elvis.
"Megalomaniac"
Hey Maker
Hey megalomaniac
"Megalomaniac"
Hey maker! Romania
Counting on Jesus
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a getaway
Washed up, and deny yourself
Baby, I'd step down! Step down! step down!
Hey, Megalomaniac!
You're no Jesus!
Yeah, you're no f***ing Elvis
Wash your hands clean of yourself, baby
And step down! Step down! Step down!
"Megalomaniac"
Hey, Man of Romania
You're no Jesus
You're no f***ing anything
Wash your hands clean (for yourself)
Mania
Step down
Step down.
Hey megalomaniac
You're no Jesus
Yeah, you're no f***ing Elvis
Wash your hands clean (or yourself)
Maniac
Step down
Step down.
"Megalomaniac"
Hey, Mayor!
Well, maybe I got no Jesus
Yeah you're no f***ing anarchist!
Hey, Megalomaniac!
You're no Jesus!
Yeah, you're no f***ing Elvis.
"Megalomaniac"
Hey, maker! Romania
Counting on Jesus
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a getaway
Washed up, and deny yourself
Baby, I'd step down!
Step down! Step down!
Hey megalomaniac!
You're no Jesus
Yeah, you're no f***ing Elvis
Wash your hands clean of yourself, baby
And step down!
Step down! Step down!
"Megalomaniac"
I'm Prince of Boldilon.
An principle alone
"Megalomaniac"
Make up well maybe
I got no Jesus.
Hey, megalomaniac
You're no Jesus.
"Megalomaniac"
Swanson, next you know yourself, maniac.
Special, as you know yourself, maniac.
"Megalomaniac"
There was never meant to be a hole-in-one.
There was never meant to be only one.
"Megalomaniac"
You're no 'N Sync.
You're no answer.
"Meglamaniac"
You're no Jesus, your no f***ing Allah.
You're no Jesus, your no f***ing Elvis.
"Mexico"
On the neck strain New Mexico
On the next train to Mexico
"Nice To Know You"
A busted shield clearly sees the world full of trees.
or
A bastard shield clearly sees the world full of trees.
Blessed she who clearly sees the wood for the trees.
"Nice To Know You"
And zone on, it's hard for me to specify.
In so long, it's hard for me to specify.
"Nice To Know You"
Better than Killer bending silver spoons.
Better than Geller bending silver spoons.
(Uri) Geller was a famous magician.
"Nice To Know You"
Better than watching Sellers bending silver spoons
Deeper than the deepest Clouseau would ever go.
Better than watching Geller bending silver spoons
Deeper than the deepest Cousteau would ever go.
"Nice To Know You"
Like the waking lamb
Like the waking limb
"Nowhere Fast"
Well I am thirty-two, to where I'm going.
Will I ever get to, to where I'm going?
"Out From Under"
Get our from under pressure, bless this evil sky.
Get out from under precipice and see the sky.
"Out From Under"
Get out from under pressure, piss and see the sky
Get out from under precipice and see the sky
"Out From Under"
Get out from under pressure
P*** and see the sky.
Get out from under
Precipice and see the sky.
"Pardon Me"
Burn in me while I burn.
Pardon me while I burst.
"Pardon Me"
Fart on me while I burp.
Pardon me while I burst.
"Pardon Me"
Fart on me while I burst into flames
Pardon me while I burst into flames
"Pardon Me"
Fart on me, while I burst into flames
Fart on me.
Pardon me, while I burst into flames
Pardon me.
"Pardon Me"
I've had enough of the world and people smiling caves.
I've had enough of the world and people's mindless games.
"Pardon Me"
I've had enough of the world
And those people smiling in caves.
I've had enough of the world
And people's mindless games.
"Pardon Me"
Like gravity, hypocrisy, and the perils of being fruity.
Like gravity, hypocrisy, and the perils of being in 3-D.
"Pardon Me"
Monkey meat while I turn, into trains
I've had enough of this girl and her steeple's mindless wangs
so monkey meat while I turn,
I'll never eat the stains.
Pardon me while I burst, into flames
I've had enough of this world, and it's peoples mindless games,
so pardon me while I burn
I'll never be the same
"Pardon Me"
Pardon me that I like birds into flames.
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
"Pardon Me"
Pardon me while I burn into flames
Pardon me while I burst into flames
"Pardon Me"
Pardon me while I burp...
Pardon me while I burst...
"Pardon Me"
Pardon me while I burp
Pardon me while I burn
"Pardon Me"
Pardon me while I burst into flames
Pardon I from the world
Pardon while I burst into flames
I've had enough of the world and its people's mindless games
"Pardon Me"
Pardon me wide eyed bird
Pardon me while I burst
"Pardon Me"
Pardon me, you were my first
Pardon me while I burst
"Pardon Me"
Part in me.
Pardon me.
"Pardon Me"
Part of me, wow I burst into flame
I've had enough of the sperm
And its peephole's midless shames.
Pardon me, while I burst into flames
I've had enough of the world
And its people's mindless games.
"Pardon Me"
Potted meat while I buuuurst into flames.
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
"Pardon Me"
Potted meat, potted meat
Will it ever taste the same?
or
Pardon me, pardon me
Will it ever be the same?
Pardon me, pardon me
I'll never be the same.
"Pardon Me"
Potted meat
Pardon me
"Pardon Me"
So pardon me while I piss into your face
So pardon me while I burst into flames
"Pardon Me"
So pot in me while I burst into flames
So pardon me while I burst into flames
"Pistola"
Well, my p**** a pistola.
Yeah, my pen is a Pistola.
"Pistola"
Your Aunt Betty's a Pistola.
Yeah, my pen is a Pistola.
"Redefine"
Before the picture we painted, Jesus
Respect yourself.
Before the picture we painted chews us up
And spits us out.
"Redefine"
Sick of mumbling to myself
saying you're on a mission
Sick of limiting myself
to fit your definition
"Redefine"
So I'll sip your lemonade myself
To fit your definition.
So sick of limiting myself
To fit your definition.
"Redefine"
So stick a lemon in myself
To the old evolution.
So sick of limiting myself
To fit your definition.
"Sick Sad Little World"
Leave me here in my still complaining sick, sad little world.
Leave me here in my stark, raving, sick, sad little world.
"Sick Sad Little World"
Start craving sex my little one.
Stark raving sick sad little world.
"Sick, Sad, Little World"
Leave me here in my
Star crazy sick, sad little world.
Leave me here in my
Stark raving sick, sad little world.
"Sick, Sad, Little World"
Leave me here in my
Stop raining zig-zag little world.
Leave me here in my
Stark raving sick, sad little world.
"Sick, Sad, Little World"
Six sad little words
Sick, sad little world
"Southern Girl"
And are the options all outdoors?
And are there locks on our doors?
"Southern Girl"
You're an unidentified rarity.
You're a bona fide rarity.
"Speak Free"
Ignore the bastard, speak free!
Ignore the past and, speak free!
"Stellar"
Busted!
You are stellar.
"Stellar"
Honey, you're too wet
To make me feel like I do.
How do you do it?
Make me feel like I do.
"Stellar"
How dueway
How do you do it?
"Stellar"
Howdy Doody makes me feel like I do.
Howdy Doody is better than I ever knew.
How do you do it? Make me feel like I do.
How do you do it? It's better than I ever knew.
"Stellar"
I will hold you close,
if you're a fan of pants
I will hold you close,
if you're afraid of heights
"Stellar"
I will hold you close,
if you're a friend of Hank's
I will hold you close,
if you're afraid of heights
"Stellar"
I will hold you close,
if you're afraid to fight
I will hold you close,
if you're afraid of heights
"Stellar"
I will hold your clothes
If you're afraid of whites.
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of heights.
"Stellar"
Lost and alone
You are stellar.
"Stellar"
Lost in life
You are stellar.
"Stellar"
Lust and learn
You are stellar.
"Stellar"
Lust and love
You are stellar.
"Stellar"
Meet me in cyberspace
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of bytes.
or
Meet me in outer space
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of bites.
Meet me in outer space
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of heights.
"Stellar"
Meet me in outerspace
We could spend the night,
watch the earth come up
I will gladly smash your face
Meet me in outerspace
We could spend the night,
watch the earth come up
I've grown tired of that place
"Stellar"
Rock steady.
You are stellar.
"Stellar"
Roxanne
You are Stellar
"Stellar"
Roxanne
You are stellar.
According to held notes.
"Stellar"
Roxanne
You are stellar.
"Stellar"
Roxanne
You are stellar
"Stellar"
Watch stealing
Watch stellar
You are stellar
You are stellar
"Stellar"
We could star in our own game
We could start again
"Stellar"
We could start a band.
We could start again.
"Stellar"
We could start a band.
We could start again.
"Stellar"
We could start a gang
We could start again
"Stellar"
You are a stripper.
You are stellar.
"Stellar"
You are similar.
You are stellar.
"Stellar"
You're a sailor
You are stellar
"Steller"
I will hold you close
If you're afraid to fly
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of heights
"Summer Romance (Anti-Gravity Love Song)"
Panty grabbers
Anti-gravity
"Summer Romance"
And I call you on the tink and bone.
So I call you on the tin can phone.
"Summer Romance"
And we shower alone.
And we make sure we're alone.
"Talk Shows On Mute"
Come one, come all
To knight this aging fork.
Come one, come all
To 1984.
"Talk Shows On Mute"
Light scared a transsexual
or
Like scanned a transsexual
Lights, camera, transaction
"Talk Shows On Mute"
Wash your mouth with Bud Light.
Wash 'em out with buzzing lights.
"The Warmth"
And leave in my wake a trail of beer
And leave in my wake a trail of fear
"The Warmth"
Experience the warmth
Before you go 'Oooooh!'
Experience the warmth
Before you grow old.
"The Warmth"
Not everyone here is fat, f***ed up and old.
Not everyone here is that f***ed up and cold.
"The Warmth"
Not everyone here is fat, f**ked up and cold
Not everyone here is that f**ked up and cold
"The Warmth"
Not everyone here is sad, f***ed up and cold.
Not everyone here is that f***ed up and cold.
"Turning Japanese (cover)"
I kiss the ceiling when there's nothing else to do.
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do.
"Under My Umbrella"
These eyes are naturalized
These eyes are not the color that
That balanced-shag me
These eyes are not you eyes
and these eyes are not the color that
your arid eyes might be
"Under My Umbrella"
These eyes are not your eyes
And these eyes are not the color that
Don't trivialize my pain.
or
These eyes are not your eyes
And these eyes are not the color that
Your arid eyes might be.
These eyes are not your eyes
And these eyes are not the color that
Could minimize my pain.
"Under My Umbrella"
These eyes are not your eyes
And these eyes are not the color that
Your real eyes might be.
These eyes are not your eyes
And these eyes are not the color that
Could minimize my pain.
"Vitamin"
You stare at me like I am Spider Man.
You stare at me like I'm a vitamin.
"Vitamin"
You stare at me like I'm the fireman.
You stare at me like I'm a vitamin.
"Warning"
Bat your eyes girl
The other way, now
Count your blessings
The dude's a stranger!
Bat your eyes girl
Be otherworldly
Count your blessings
Seduce a stranger.
"Warning"
She called out the morning, morning.
She called out a warning, warning.
"Warning"
She knew that her life had pasteurized
She knew that her life had passed her by
"Warning"
Understanding we'll make millions writing books on the way it should have been.
Those left standing will make millions writing books on the way it should have been.
"Warning"
What's so wrong with being heavy?
What's so wrong with being happy?
"Wish You Were Here"
And in this moment, I'm Alpaca.
And in this moment, I am happy.
"Wish You Were Here"
But my answer is the Indian saying.
But my hands are busy in the air.
"Wish You Were Here"
I wish I had beer
I wish you were here
"Wish You Were Here"
I wish you were hair.
or
I wish you were queer.
I wish you were here.
"Wish You Were Here"
I'm counting UFO's
I signal them with my ladder.
I'm counting UFO's
I signal them with my lighter.
"Wish You Were Here"
I'm counting UFOs
I signal them with my ladder
I'm counting UFOs
I signal them with my lighter
"Wish You Were Here"
The world's a roller coaster
And I am not strapped in
Maybe I should always care
But my hands are busy in the a***y.
The world's a roller coaster
And I am not strapped in
Maybe I should hold with care
But my hands are busy in the air.
"Wish You Were Here"
The world's a rollercoaster
And I am not trapped in
Maybe I should kill myself
But an insane hole takes me in there, yeeah.
The world's a roller coaster
And I am not strapped in
Maybe I should hold with care
But my hands are busy in the air.
"You Will Be A Hot Dancer"
I bet he'd like to have a little encouragement from the opposite
Gonads slide on the floor.
I bet he'd like to have a little encouragement from the opposite
Come that side of the floor.