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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Billy Idol that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 142 misheard song lyrics for Billy Idol on amIright currently.

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"Blue Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wave hello to Christ on my highway.
or
Wait for love to crash on my highway.
Original Lyrics:
Wave hellow to pride on the highway.
[Ed.'s note: On most of the lyrics webpages, 'hello' is spelled "h-e-l-l-o-w".]
"Catch My Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cabbage Patch Doll
Original Lyrics:
Catch my fall.
"Catch My Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch my b***s.
Original Lyrics:
Catch my fall.
"Catch My Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I should stumble
Can't I try to fall, yeah?
Original Lyrics:
If I should stumble
Catch my fall, yeah.
"Catch My Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
It could happen to you, so speak to yourself.
If I could fumble
Catch my fall, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
It could happen to you, so think for yourself.
If I should stumble
Catch my fall, yeah.
"Come On Come On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tastes like fish
Original Lyrics:
Yes, like this
"Cradle Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chase the devil when you miss me, hey!
Original Lyrics:
Shakes the devil when he misbehaves.
"Cradle Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't rock easily, she moves.
Original Lyrics:
Don't rock easily, it's true.
"Cradle Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flesh for ya' Romy, ho!
Original Lyrics:
Flesh for your Romeo.
"Cradle Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flesh for ya' roll me home.
Original Lyrics:
Flesh for your Romeo.
"Cradle Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potato of love.
Original Lyrics:
Rock the cradle of love.
"Cradle Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It burn like a ball on fire.
Original Lyrics:
It burned like a ball of fire.
"Cradle Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Praise the devil when he eats beehives.
Original Lyrics:
Shakes the devil when he misbehaves.
"Cradle of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potata-bada-hubba
Original Lyrics:
Rock the cradle of love
"Dancing With Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
A long too time to go go.
Original Lyrics:
Or down in London town to go, go.
"Dancing With Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing in my cell
Original Lyrics:
Dancing with myself
"Dancing With Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself.
Original Lyrics:
If I had a chance, I'd ask one to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself.
"Dancing With Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
Well, she's Reggie Haji
Don't pass me by
I'll be dancing with myself.
Original Lyrics:
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
Your empty eyes seem
To pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself.
"Dancing With Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, because I'm totally old
I try to lunge in time to go-go.
Original Lyrics:
On the floor of Tokyo
Or down in London Town to go, go.
"Dancing With Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first I saw a yoho
Sun down in London town's a go-go
Original Lyrics:
On the floors of Tokyo
Or down in London town to go, go
"Dancing With Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the further turf of yo-yo
Original Lyrics:
On the floors of Tokyo
"Dancing With Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
So let's sing another jig.
Original Lyrics:
So let's sink another drink.
"Dancing With Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I ache so long for my love vibration.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I wait so long for my love vibration.
"Dancing With Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I wait so long for my love operation
Original Lyrics:
Well I wait so long for my love vibration
"Dancing With Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well now it's so long for my love I'm reaching.
Original Lyrics:
Well I wait so long for my love vibration.
"Dancing With Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the record election and the mirror's reflection
Original Lyrics:
With the record selection and the mirror's reflection
"Don't Need A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the Swiss detentes, they are after you.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, those twisting tongues, they are after you.
"Don't Need A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a sea so cold, it echoes in you
All the Swiss Steak tongs that are after you.
Original Lyrics:
I see a scene so cold it echoes in blue
Oh those twisting tongues they are after you.
"Don't Need A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can drive me through
The rest of life.
Original Lyrics:
You can drive me through
That red stop light.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
A*** about face
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you sorry now?
or
Les veux sans visage.
Original Lyrics:
Les yeux sans visage.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
As we fall in love
Original Lyrics:
Les yeux sans visage
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
End of database
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes about a face
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
I thought you had rabies
Eyes without a face.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
Such a human waste
Your eyes without a face.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fashion's all inside.
Original Lyrics:
Les yeux sans visage
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fashion's all we got.
Original Lyrics:
Les yeux sans visage.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flies in outer space
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flies without toupees
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got no human race.
Original Lyrics:
Got no human grace.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got no human trace
Original Lyrics:
Got no human grace
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
How about a date?
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
How's about a date?
Got no time to waste
How's about a date?
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
Got no human grace
Your eyes without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
How's about a date?
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
How's about a face?
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
How's about a fish?
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
How's about a kiss?
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
How's about it, Babe?
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
How'sa 'bout a date?
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spend all my hind
Believing on the line
To keep the dream alive
But now it makes me sad
It makes me mad at you
For loving what was used.
Original Lyrics:
I spend so much time
Believing all the lies
To keep the dream alive
Now it makes me sad
It makes me mad at truth
For loving what was you.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spend all my time.
We'll leave it on the line to keep the dream alive.
or
I spend all my time
believin' on the line to keep the dream alive
or
I spend all my time
believin' on the line to keep the dream alive
Original Lyrics:
I spend all my time,
believin' on the lie to keep the dream alive
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I supplied a face.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I supplied a fish.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I supply the days
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I supply the fish
Original Lyrics:
Eye's without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll supply the fish.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll supply the paste.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm all out of dope
One more bag of grey could bring a fall
or
I'm all out of coke
One more bag of grey could bring a fall
Original Lyrics:
I'm all out of hope
One more bad dream could bring a fall.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm all out of hope
One bunch of grapes could bring four.
Original Lyrics:
I'm all out of hope
One more bad dream could bring a fall.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm all out of hope
One more bad dream could bring a foghorn.
Original Lyrics:
I'm all out of hope
One more bad dream could bring a fall.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
One more bad trip could bring a fall
or
I'm far out of here.
One more bad step could bring a fall
or
I'm far out of here.
One more bad step could bring a fall
Original Lyrics:
I'm all out of hope.
One more bad dream could bring a fall
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lookin' at you, you're not there so
Save your fares.
Original Lyrics:
I'm thinkin' of you, you're out there so
Say your prayers.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm without a date
God! No human race
'Cause I'm without a date.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
Got no human grace
Your eyes without a face.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
It makes me mad a-choo
For loving what was you.
Original Lyrics:
It makes me mad at truth
For loving what was you.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
It makes me mad at you
For loving what was you.
Original Lyrics:
It makes me mad at truth
For loving what was you.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Les just sold his eyes.
or
Les just soiled his eyes.
or
Les just sold his house.
or
Les just soiled his house.
or
Les just sold his arms.
or
Les just soiled his arms.
or
Let's just hold his arms.
or
Let's just soil his house.
or
Let's just hold his house.
or
Let's just hold his eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Les yeux sans visage.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lets just all retire.
Original Lyrics:
Les yeux sans visage.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Magic's all we've got
Original Lyrics:
Les yeux sans visage
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Message of desire
Original Lyrics:
Les yeux sans visage
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Message on my car
Original Lyrics:
Les yeux sans visage
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mice in outerspace
Got no human race.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
Got no human grace.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
One more bad dream
Could bring a butthole.
or
One more bad break
Could bring a fall.
Original Lyrics:
One more bad dream
Could bring a fall.
Editor's note: This is yet another disputed lyric. Some lyrics sites say "one more bad break", while others say "one more bad dream." However, most of them say "dream", so I'm going with that as the correct lyric.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
One more bad embrace, could bring a fall.
or
One more bad break, could bring a fall.
Original Lyrics:
One more bad dream, could bring a fall.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
One more bag of bricks, could bring a fall.
Original Lyrics:
One more bad dream could bring a fall.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
One more by the bridge
Original Lyrics:
One more bad dream
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pleasure's always mine.
or
Pleasure's always ours.
Original Lyrics:
Les yeux sans visage
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pleasure's always mine.
Original Lyrics:
Les yeux sans visage.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pleasures so bizarre
Original Lyrics:
Les yeux sans visage
Just like 'Jeux sans frontieres' (Games Without Frontiers), this is the song's title in French.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Precious song is happy.
or
Pressure's always heavy.
Original Lyrics:
Les yeux sans visage
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save your breath.
or
Say you're a prat.
Original Lyrics:
Say your prayers.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you're pressed
Say you're oppressed
Say you're oppressed.
Original Lyrics:
Say your prayers
Say your prayers
Say your prayers.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll supply the face (vase)
or
ice without a vase
or
I'll supply the fish.
or
Guys without a face
or
Guys without a date
or
I just want a date
or
Guy ran out in space
or
How's about a date?
or
Thighs around my waist
or
Thighs around my face
or
So much you erase,
while I supply the fish
or
So much you erase,
while I supply the fish
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Touchin' human waste.
Original Lyrics:
Such a human waste.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm far from home
Don't call me on the phone to tell me you're a homo.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm far from home
Don't call me on the phone to tell me you're alone.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know it's getting noticed.
Original Lyrics:
You know it's getting worse.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you're getting waste
Original Lyrics:
You know it's getting worse
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
You rise without a face
Original Lyrics:
You're eyes without a face
Billy mentions in the song 'got no human grace' and when coupled with the mishearing above, it sounds like he's summoning something.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
You steal a car all over Las Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Steal a car, and go to Las Vegas.
"Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're Isaac, Issac Hayes
Original Lyrics:
You're eyes without a face
"Flesh For Fantasy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't ask questions,
let's cover it all
Original Lyrics:
Don't ask questions,
there's time for it all
"Flesh for Fantasy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fresh! Fresh Fish From the Sea
Original Lyrics:
Flesh! Flesh for Fantasy
"L.A. Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. Woman's gonna have to do
S****y nights
Indian blues
Show in love.
Original Lyrics:
L.A. Woman Sunday afternoon
City of night
Into your blues
So alone.
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Across the U.S.A.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you make me feel
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guacamole
or
Like a pony
Original Lyrics:
Ride your pony.
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a ball sack,
like a ball sack,
like a ball sack
Original Lyrics:
Ride your pony,
ride your pony,
ride your pony
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bozo
Original Lyrics:
Ride your pony.
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a porn star
Original Lyrics:
Ride the pony.
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get a shake you don't have money
Original Lyrics:
Wake me, shake me, Mony Mony
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel like a pony.
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel... (Ride your pony).
"Mony, Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come home, honey.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Mony.
"Mony, Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shot gun dead and a come on pony.
Original Lyrics:
Shot gun dead and I'll come on home, yeah.
"Neuromancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the new romancer
Original Lyrics:
I'm the neuromancer
"Prodigal Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crattical song, come on
Crattical bone, come on
or
Clavicle sun, come on
Clavicle ball, come on.
Original Lyrics:
Prodigal son, come home
Prodigal bum, come home.
"Prodigal Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding my life like a runaway train
Moving from one track to back
Pouting and crying and screaming at the moon
Original Lyrics:
Riding my life like a runaway train
Moving from one track to that
Howling, crying, screaming at the moon
"Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I'm tired and lonely, she gives me head
Original Lyrics:
But when I'm tired and lonely, she sees me to bed.
"Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I'm tired and lonely, she gives me hell.
Original Lyrics:
But when I'm tired and lonely, she sees me to bed.
"Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk the walls with you, babe,
8,000 miles with you.
I'd dry your tears of pain,
8 million times for you.
Original Lyrics:
I walked the ward with you, babe,
a thousand miles with you.
I dried your tears of pain,
a million times for you.
"Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd give you all that I love, babe,
dress-up, dress-up, dress-up, dress-up to have you here by me
Original Lyrics:
I'd give you all and have none, babe,
just-a, just-a, just-a, just-a to have you here by me
"Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd walk the wall with you
Original Lyrics:
I'd walked the ward with you
"Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the midnight hour
she cried, 'No mothballs!'
Original Lyrics:
In the midnight hour
she cried, 'More, more, more!'
"Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the midnight hour, she comes home, home, home
With a rebel, 'Yeah!'
She comes home, home, home.
Original Lyrics:
In the midnight hour, she cried, 'More, more, more!'
With a rebel yell
She cried, 'More, more, more!'
"Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the midnight hour, she cried 'Ma, Ma, Ma!'
We're the rebel young, cry 'Ma, Ma, Ma!'
Original Lyrics:
In the midnight hour, she cried, 'More, more, more!'
With a rebel yell, she cried 'More, more, more!'
"Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the midnight hour, she cried, 'Moe, Moe, Moe!'
With a rebel yell, she cried 'Moe, Moe, Moe!'
Original Lyrics:
In the midnight hour, she cried, 'More, more, more!'
With a rebel yell, she cried 'More, more, more!'
"Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the rabbity air, she cried 'More, more, more!'
Original Lyrics:
With a rebel yell, she cried 'More, more, more!'
"Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night my little dancer, came prancing to my door
Last night my little angel, came humping on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Last night my little dancer, came dancing to my door
Last night my little angel, came pumping on the floor.
"Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rip your eyeball out and you'll lactate butter.
Original Lyrics:
Well, he's out all night to collect a fare.
"Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't like slavery
She won't sit on my lap.
Original Lyrics:
She don't like slavery
She won't sit and beg.
"Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't relax naked
She won't sit in bed
But when she tries to love me
She's mean, she's bad.
Original Lyrics:
She don't like slavery
She won't sit and beg
But when I'm tired and lonely
She sees me to bed.
"Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well he's out all night to collect a bed,
just as long - just as long as the shark gets fed!
Original Lyrics:
Well he's out all night to collect a fare,
just so long - just so long it don't mess up his hair
"Sweet Sixteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody's built a candy house to holler in
Original Lyrics:
Somebody's built a candy house to house her in
"White Wedding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hail in the system
Original Lyrics:
Hey, little sister!
"White Wedding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Little Sister
What's your passing wish?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Little Sister
What's your vice and wish?
"White Wedding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey little sister,
what's your bison wish?
Original Lyrics:
Hey little sister,
what's your vice and wish?
"White Wedding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey little sister, what's your finest wish?
or
Hey little sister, what's your final wish?
or
Hey little sister, what's your fascination?
Original Lyrics:
Hey little sister, what's your vice and wish?
"White Wedding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey little sister, what's your thoughts and wish?
or
Hey little sister, what's your feisty wish?
Original Lyrics:
Hey little sister, what's your vice and wish?
"White Wedding"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a wafer so long.
Original Lyrics:
I've been away for so long.
"White Wedding"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a waffer so long.
Original Lyrics:
Ive been away for so long.
"White Wedding"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a nice day to go to bed.
Original Lyrics:
It's a nice day to start again.
"White Wedding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick it up!
Taste like balogna
Original Lyrics:
Pick it up!
Take me back home

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