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"After the Lovin'"
I brush back the hair from your ass
I brush back the hair from your eyes
"Les Bicyclettes De Belsize" (MP3)
And hand in hand we will ride,
Up your backside
And hand in hand we will ride,
Over Belsize.
"Les Bicyclettes De Belsize" (MP3)
Lady Saint Clackerbell's Eyes
Les Bicyclettes du Belsize
"Les Bicyclettes De Belsize" (MP3)
Lady Saint Clair in your eyes
Les bicyclettes de Belsize
"Les Bicyclettes De Belsize" (MP3)
Lady Saint-Claire Blue Versailles
Les bicyclettes de Belsize
"Les Bicyclettes De Belsize" (MP3)
Lady Saint-Claire, oversized
Les bicyclettes de Belsize
"Les Bicyclettes De Belsize" (MP3)
Lady St. Claire de Versailles
Les bicyclettes de Belsize
"Les Bicyclettes De Belsize" (MP3)
Lady St. Quest, oversize
Les Bicyclettes du Belsize
"Les Bicyclettes De Belsize" (MP3)
Lady, say Clair to Versailles
Les bicyclettes de Belsize
"Les Bicyclettes De Belsize" (MP3)
Over Versailles
Over Belsize
"Les Bicyclettes de Belsize" (MP3)
Labia scare. They're bell-sized!!
Les Bicyclettes de Belsize
"Les Bicyclettes de Belsize" (MP3)
Lady St. Claire of Belsize
Les Bicyclettes de Belsize
"Les Bicyclettes de Belsize" (MP3)
Lady regrets her belt size.
or
Lady selects her belt size.
Les Bicyclettes de Belsize
"Love Is a Many Splendoured Thing"
And your fingers touched my sorta horny thing... how to say
And your fingers touched my silent heart and taught it... how to sing
"Love Me with All of Your Heart"
With every beat of your
HORSE!
With every beat of your heart.
"Red Roses For My Lady"
Red roses phoned my lady.
Red roses for my lady.
"This Moment In Time"
I'm like a kid in a storm.
or
I'm like a kitten is stormed.
I'm like a kid in a store.