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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Human League that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 126 misheard song lyrics for The Human League on amIright currently.
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"(Keep Feeling) Facination" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep dreaming past the nation
Original Lyrics:
Keep feeling facination
"(Keep Feeling) Fascination" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fashion burning, love so strong
Original Lyrics:
Passion burning, love so strong
"(Keep Feeling) Fascination" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm pleased to see the fights are changing.
Original Lyrics:
It's plain to see the facts are changing.
"(Keep Feeling) Fascination" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's fun to see the fatsos running.
Original Lyrics:
It's plain to see the facts are changing.
"(Keep Feeling) Fascination" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep being isolated
Original Lyrics:
Keep feeling fascination
"(Keep Feeling) Fascination" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep feeling aspiration
Original Lyrics:
Keep feeling fascination
"(Keep Feeling) Fascination" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep feeling astro-nation
Original Lyrics:
Keep feeling fascination
"(Keep Feeling) Fascination" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep feeling isolation
Original Lyrics:
Keep feeling fascination
"(Keep Feeling) Fascination" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep feeling vaccination
Original Lyrics:
Keep feeling fascination
"(Keep Feeling) Fascination" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Passion burning, looks so strong
Original Lyrics:
Passion burning, love so strong
"(Keep Feeling) Fascination" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This room may need some rearranging
Original Lyrics:
The truth may need some rearranging
"Almost Medieval" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it seems a galling matter
Falling off this rotting ladder
Falling off this rotting ladder
Original Lyrics:
Now it seems I'm going madder
Falling off this rotting ladder
Falling off this rotting ladder
"Almost Medieval" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soft lenses, girly glasses
Original Lyrics:
Soft lenses, grow to glasses
"Almost Medieval" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soft lenses, groovy glasses!
Original Lyrics:
Soft lenses, grow to glasses
"Being Boiled" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just because the kid's an orphan
Is no excuse to rock the city.
Is no excuse to rock the city.
Original Lyrics:
Just because the kid's an orphan
Is no excuse for thoughtless slaying.
Is no excuse for thoughtless slaying.
"Being Boiled" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just because the kid's from Orkin
Original Lyrics:
Just because the kid's an orphan
"Being Boiled" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the voice of Pooh bear
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the voice of Buddha
"Blind Youth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When take hope, you know
Just hope your time is due
Make phone call soon
Just hope your time is due
Make phone call soon
Original Lyrics:
Blind youth take hope
You're no Joe Soap
Your time is due
Big fun come soon
You're no Joe Soap
Your time is due
Big fun come soon
"Do or Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bruises on your body that you swallowed from a fight
Original Lyrics:
The bruises on your body that you swore were from a fight
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Specially late to find
You think you've changed your mind.
You think you've changed your mind.
Original Lyrics:
It's much too late to find
You think you've changed your mind.
You think you've changed your mind.
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't chew on me, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you want me, baby?
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't chew on my baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you want me, baby?
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't choose want her baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you want me, baby?
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you haunt me, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you want me, baby?
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you like the gravy?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you want me baby?
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you want me Mavis
Original Lyrics:
Don't you want me baby
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, girl(pronounced 'gull')?
Don't you want me, girl(pronounced 'gull')?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh!
Don't you want me, oh!
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you want me, gay boy?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you want me, baby?
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Push your legs behind if you think you've changed your mind.
Original Lyrics:
It's much too late to find, you think you've changed your mind.
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Special enterprise
When you think you've changed your mind.
When you think you've changed your mind.
Original Lyrics:
It's much too late to find
You think you've changed your mind?
You think you've changed your mind?
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread your legs and find
You think you've changed you're mind
You think you've changed you're mind
Original Lyrics:
It's much too late to find
You think you've changed you're mind
You think you've changed you're mind
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spritual and divine
You'd think you'd change your mind.
You'd think you'd change your mind.
Original Lyrics:
It's much too late to find
You think you've changed your mind.
You think you've changed your mind.
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swish your legs to find
You think you've changed your mind?
You think you've changed your mind?
Original Lyrics:
It's much to late to find
You think you've changed your mind?
You think you've changed your mind?
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Switch your legs and find
Do you think you'll change your mind?
Do you think you'll change your mind?
Original Lyrics:
It's much to late to find
You think you've changed your mind?
You think you've changed your mind?
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Twist your legs to mine.
Original Lyrics:
It's much too late to find.
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were working as a waitress in a Cowtown bar
Original Lyrics:
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were working as a waitress in a hotel bar.
Original Lyrics:
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.
"Don't You Want Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were working as a waitress in a topless bar
When I met you
When I met you
Original Lyrics:
You were working as a waitress in a coctail bar
When I met you
When I met you
"Don't You Want Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And even though I knew I found a happier place
Original Lyrics:
But even then I knew I'd find a much better place
"Don't You Want Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you love me baby?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you want me baby?
"Don't You Want Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you want me at all
Original Lyrics:
Don't you want me ohhh
"Don't You Want Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't...don't you rush me
Original Lyrics:
Don't...don't you want me?
"Don't You Want Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was working as a fortress in a f***ing bar
Original Lyrics:
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
"Don't You Want Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was working as a maiden in a party bar
Original Lyrics:
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
"Don't You Want Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was working as a rapist in a party store
Original Lyrics:
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
"Don't You Want Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was working as a waitress eating a chocolate bar
Original Lyrics:
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
"Don't You Want Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was working as a waitress for Miss Lucille Ball
Original Lyrics:
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
"Don't You Want Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was working as a waitress in a Pottery Barn
Original Lyrics:
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
Pottery Barn would not make sense since it's a store and not a restaurant or bar, since the latter two are where waitresses work at.
"Don't You Want Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Macho Man behind
Original Lyrics:
It's much too late to find
"Don't You Want Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your lips inside
OR
Purse your lips and find
You think you've changed your mind
OR
Purse your lips and find
You think you've changed your mind
Original Lyrics:
It's much too late to find
You think you've changed your mind
You think you've changed your mind
"Don’t You Want Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was working as a waitress in a parking lot
Original Lyrics:
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
"Filling Up with Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once there was a gizzard
Original Lyrics:
Once there was a vision
"Filling Up with Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once there was a growth
Original Lyrics:
Once there was a glow
"Heart Like A Wheel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell your zone to a holy bore
Set your Captain free.
Set your Captain free.
Original Lyrics:
Sell your soul to a holy war
Set the captive free.
Set the captive free.
"Heart Like a Wheel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heart like a wheel, changing in time, eating a colder seal
Original Lyrics:
Heart like a wheel, changing in time, beating colder steel
"Heart Like a Wheel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you want to be 3
Original Lyrics:
When you want to be free
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Persian rug I've made
Original Lyrics:
Of flesh and blood I'm made
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fashion plate, a man
Original Lyrics:
Of flesh and blood I'm made
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
A flesh and blood, a maid
or
A flesh and blood, a mane
or
A flesh and blood, a man
or
A flesh and blood, a mane
or
A flesh and blood, a man
Original Lyrics:
Of flesh and blood I'm made.
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am inhuman, born by mistake.
Original Lyrics:
I'm only human, born to make mistakes.
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need children
Original Lyrics:
I'm only human
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only children
Original Lyrics:
I'm only human
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only fuelin'
Original Lyrics:
I'm only human
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only human, born to make me steaks.
Original Lyrics:
I'm only human, born to make mistakes.
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only human, born to make the steaks.
Original Lyrics:
I'm only human, born to make mistakes.
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only human, human today
Original Lyrics:
I'm only human, of flesh and blood I'm made
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only humid
Original Lyrics:
I'm only Human
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only in Yuma,
in flesh and blood a man
in flesh and blood a man
Original Lyrics:
I'm only Human,
of flesh and blood a man
of flesh and blood a man
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m only Cuban
Original Lyrics:
I’m only human
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
My ass the same as you
Original Lyrics:
I ask the same of you
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of flesh and blood again
Original Lyrics:
Of flesh and blood I'm made
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of flesh and blood and fame
Original Lyrics:
Of flesh and blood I'm made
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of flesh and blood, a mane
or
Of flesh and blood, a maid
or
Of flesh and blood, a man.
or
Of flesh and blood, a maid
or
Of flesh and blood, a man.
Original Lyrics:
Of flesh and blood I'm made.
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
The tears I cried, I anticipate
Original Lyrics:
The tears I cry, aren't tears of pain
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
The tears I cry are tears of pain,
They're all to hide my broken chair
They're all to hide my broken chair
Original Lyrics:
The tears I cry aren't tears of pain,
They're only to hide my guilt and shame
They're only to hide my guilt and shame
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're only to hide my gold and chains.
Original Lyrics:
They're only to hide my guilt and shame.
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're only to hide my golden chain.
Original Lyrics:
They're only to hide my guilt and shame.
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
To fill the world with Entenmann's
Original Lyrics:
To fill this space of emptiness
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you please forget me?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please forgive me?
"Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't your breast feed me?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please forgive me?
"Life on Your Own" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Witches are approaching
Original Lyrics:
Winter is approaching
"Louise"
Misheard Lyrics:
It seemed to wipe away the tears
Original Lyrics:
It seemed to wipe away the years
"Louise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait for the bus
Original Lyrics:
Waved from the bus
"Love Action (I Believe in Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t kill yourself
Original Lyrics:
Don’t kid yourself
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the mailman
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the mean old man
Says he's a people fan
Says he's a people fan
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a people fan.
Says he's a people fan.
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the middleman
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the Mirror Man
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the millionaire
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a Devo fan
Says he's a Devo fan
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a people fan.
Says he's a people fan.
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a big bovine
Says he's a big bovine
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a people fan
Says he's a people fan
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man,
Says he's a pee hole fan
Says he's a pee hole fan
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man,
Says he's a people fan
Says he's a people fan
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man,
Says he's a pee hole fan
Says he's a pee hole fan
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man,
Says he's a people fan
Says he's a people fan
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man.
Says he's a big bald man
Says he's a big bald man
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man.
Says he's a people fan
Says he's a people fan
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a meatball fan.
Says he's a meatball fan.
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a people fan.
Says he's a people fan.
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a peep hole fan.
Says he's a peep hole fan.
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a people fan.
Says he's a people fan.
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a pinball fan.
Says he's a pinball fan.
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a people fan.
Says he's a people fan.
I only just realised I was wrong!
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a villa fan.
Says he's a villa fan.
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a people fan.
Says he's a people fan.
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a Beatles fan.
Says he's a Beatles fan.
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a people fan.
Says he's a people fan.
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a butt hole fan
Says he's a butt hole fan
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a people fan
Says he's a people fan
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a pink Ford van.
Says he's a pink Ford van.
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a people fan.
Says he's a people fan.
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a Beatles fan.
Says he's a Beatles fan.
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a people fan.
Says he's a people fan.
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the queer man
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what a shame
A pair of kippers on her face
A pair of kippers on her face
Original Lyrics:
The water shines
A pebble skips across the face
A pebble skips across the face
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Says he's a big ball fan.
Original Lyrics:
Says he's a people fan.
"Mirror Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Says he's a pig-boy fan.
Original Lyrics:
Says he's a people fan.
"One Man in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beyond all doubt, beyond the couch, beyond the scars tonight
Original Lyrics:
Beyond your doubt, beyond devout, beyond the stars tonight
"One Man in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Within a universe exploding though we all miss among oblivion
Original Lyrics:
Within a universe exploding though we are mist among oblivion
"Soundtrack to a Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of dreams can only be this way
Original Lyrics:
The smell of trees can only be this way
"Stay with Me Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear Barney call
Original Lyrics:
Hear your body call
"Tell Me When" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Curly took a lifetime searching for the facts of life
(Later)
Any waste of effort is a part of my desire
OR
Any waste of effort is a part of my design
Billy was an inspiration, positive and kind
Until he let confusion overcome his useful mind
(Later)
Any waste of effort is a part of my desire
OR
Any waste of effort is a part of my design
Billy was an inspiration, positive and kind
Until he let confusion overcome his useful mind
Original Lyrics:
Kelly took a lifetime searching for the bottom line
(Later)
Any waste of effort isn't part of my design
Billy was an inspiration, positive and kind
Until he let confusion overcome his youthful mind
(Later)
Any waste of effort isn't part of my design
Billy was an inspiration, positive and kind
Until he let confusion overcome his youthful mind
"Tell Me When" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He really was an inspiration, positive at times.
Original Lyrics:
Billy was an inspiration, positive and kind.
"Tell Me When" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our paths may cross again, you know
To wreck the plans you made.
To wreck the plans you made.
Original Lyrics:
How paths may cross against the odds
To wreck the plans you made.
To wreck the plans you made.
"Tell Me When" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell it took a lifetime searching for the pot of life.
Original Lyrics:
Kelly took a lifetime searching for the bottom line.
"The Sound of the Crowd" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Find the puppies in a carbon mound
Original Lyrics:
Find the copies in a carbon mount
"Together In Electric Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll always be together whenever parrots sing.
Original Lyrics:
We'll always be together however far it seems.
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