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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Housemartins that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 11 misheard song lyrics for The Housemartins on amIright currently.

"Caravan Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring the young and the old
Want you let chilled flow from your heart?
Original Lyrics:
We'll bring the young and the old
Won't you let your love flow, from your heart?
"Caravan Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand in hand
We'll take a caravan to the marbel land.
Original Lyrics:
Hand in hand
We'll take a caravan to the marvel land.
"Caravan Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the children of the world can see
This a better place for us to be.
Original Lyrics:
Now the children of the world can see
There's a better place for us to be.
"Caravan Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand up! Every body takes a stand.
Original Lyrics:
Stand up! Everybody take a stand!
"Caravan of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the highest mountain of valley old
We all shall together with heart of gold.
Original Lyrics:
From the highest mountain, valley low
We'll join together, with hearts of gold.
"Caravan of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand in hand
We take a caravan to the motherland.
Original Lyrics:
Hand in hand
We'll take a caravan to the marvel land.
"Caravan of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time to stand up and fart
(Later)
We'll be living in a world of peace and the day when every woman is free
Original Lyrics:
It's time to stand up and fight
(Later)
We'll be living in a world of peace and the day when everyone is free
"Caravan of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
One by one we're gonna stand up with pride
Warm the carpet tonight.
Original Lyrics:
One by one we're gonna stand up with pride
One that can’t be denied.
"Happy Hour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set me out again
Original Lyrics:
It's happy hour again
"Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sheep are out the gates
Sheep are out the gates.
Original Lyrics:
It's sheep we're up against
Sheep we're up against.
"The Light Is Always Green"
Misheard Lyrics:
We date our models with the brains the size of marbles
Original Lyrics:
We date our models with the brains the size of models
Yes, I like my version better

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Selected Albums

Best of the Housemartins
Best of the Housemartins
Best Of
Best Of
London 0 Hull 4
London 0 Hull 4