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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Honk that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 41 misheard song lyrics for Honk on amIright currently.
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"A Poultry Tale"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a poetry tail of farts down on da arm.
Original Lyrics:
It's a poultry tale of folk down on the farm.
"A Poultry Tale"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a poetry tale of folk down on the farm.
Original Lyrics:
It's a poultry tale of folk down on the farm.
"Different"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one is different from the pest.
Original Lyrics:
This one is different from the rest.
"Different"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one is different from the pest.
Original Lyrics:
This one is different from the rest.
"Every Tear A Mother Cries"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every tear a mother cries
Is a dream that makes my day.
Is a dream that makes my day.
Original Lyrics:
Every tear a mother cries
Is a dream that's washed away.
Is a dream that's washed away.
"Every Tear A Mother Cries"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every tear a mother cries
Is a dream that's swept away.
Is a dream that's swept away.
Original Lyrics:
Every tear a mother cries
Is a dream that's washed away.
Is a dream that's washed away.
"Hold Your Head Up High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold your bed up high!
Original Lyrics:
Hold your head up high!
"Joy Of Motherhood"
Misheard Lyrics:
My duck pecked ot and sieving with Kyle
Original Lyrics:
My ducked decked out and living with style.
"Joy Of Motherhood"
Misheard Lyrics:
My ducks kicked out and living with Kyle.
Original Lyrics:
My ducks decked out and living with style.
"Joy Of Motherhood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Revieved thanks to be nature nobody sang.
Original Lyrics:
Relieved, thanks to be nature nobody sank.
"Joy Of Motherhood"
Misheard Lyrics:
To get my ducks decked out and living in style.
Original Lyrics:
My ducked decked out and living with style.
"Look At Him (reprise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always knew our family was dressed with royal blood!
Original Lyrics:
I always knew our family was blessed with royal blood!
"Look At Him (reprise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always knew our family was dressed with royal blood!
Original Lyrics:
I always knew that my family was blessed with royal blood!
"Look At Him (reprise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are feeling rather tall.
Original Lyrics:
We are feeling rather small.
"Look At Him"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at Jim, and we got him as a brother.
Original Lyrics:
Look at him, and we got him as a brother.
"Look At Him"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at him, look at Gus.
Original Lyrics:
Look at him, look at us.
"Look At Him"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at him
Did you ever see a wig with things?
Did you ever see a wig with things?
Original Lyrics:
Look at him
Did you ever see a pig with wings?
Did you ever see a pig with wings?
"Look at Him! (Finale)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are gay!
Original Lyrics:
Lead our gang!
"Now I've Seen You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I knew what beautiful was
But then I met Drew.
But then I met Drew.
Original Lyrics:
I thought I knew what beautiful was
But now I've seen you.
But now I've seen you.
"Now I've Seen You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought i knew what beautiful was
But then I saw Drew.
But then I saw Drew.
Original Lyrics:
I thought I knew what beautiful was
But now I've seen you.
But now I've seen you.
"Now I've Seen You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then fade from you.
Original Lyrics:
Then fade from a view.
"Play With Your Food"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a crazy little game called brunch.
Original Lyrics:
It's a crazy little game called lunch.
"Play With Your Food"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can play with your duck until you loose it!
Original Lyrics:
You can play with your duck until you goose it!
"Poultry Tale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gobble, gooble don't be strangers.
Gobble, gobble of fee rangers.
Gobble, gobble of fee rangers.
Original Lyrics:
Come on down and don't be strangers.
In our duck yard of free rangers.
In our duck yard of free rangers.
"Poultry Tale"
Misheard Lyrics:
In our water howl rigotta
There's some morphine fut of chatter
And a mandarin with Oriental harm.
There's some morphine fut of chatter
And a mandarin with Oriental harm.
Original Lyrics:
In our waterfowl rigotta
There's a morhen fond of chatter
And a mandarin with Oriental charm.
There's a morhen fond of chatter
And a mandarin with Oriental charm.
"Poultry Tale"
Misheard Lyrics:
In our waterfall rigotta
There's a morhen full of chatter
And a mandarin with glory until charm.
There's a morhen full of chatter
And a mandarin with glory until charm.
Original Lyrics:
In our waterfowl rigotta
There's a morhen fond of chatter
And a mandarin with Oriental charm.
There's a morhen fond of chatter
And a mandarin with Oriental charm.
"Poultry Tale"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a poultry tale of forks down on the farm.
Original Lyrics:
It's a poultry tale of folks down on the farm.
"Poultry Tale"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll find every goose or panda.
Original Lyrics:
You'll find every goose or gander.
"The Joy Of Mother Hood"
Misheard Lyrics:
My ducks decked out and living with Kyle!
Original Lyrics:
My ducks decked out and living with style!
"The Joy Of Motherhood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those little jerks that make it all seem worth while.
Original Lyrics:
Those little perks that make it all seem worth while.
"The Joy Of Motherhood"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you hear the pitter patter of Chinese food
Original Lyrics:
When you hear the pitter patter of little feet
"Warts And All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grossly Tale
Original Lyrics:
Poultry Tale
"Warts And All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someones gonna love ya, worts and all.
Original Lyrics:
Someones gonna love ya, warts and all.
"Warts And All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell them lids!
Original Lyrics:
Tell them kids!
"Warts And All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warps and all
Original Lyrics:
Warts and all
"Warts and All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somones gonna love ya dwarfs and all!
Original Lyrics:
Someones gonna love ya, warts and all.
"Wild Goose Chase"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we won't give up till we find you drum!
Original Lyrics:
And we won't give up till we find your mum!
"Wild Goose Chase"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we won't give up until we find your bum.
Original Lyrics:
And we won't give up 'til we find you mum.
"Wild Goose Chase"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're off on a wild doof chase.
Original Lyrics:
We're off on a wild goose chase.
"Wild Goose Chase"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're off on a wild roof chase.
Original Lyrics:
We're off on a wild goose chase.
"Wild Goose Chase"
Misheard Lyrics:
Were off to insure this duckling is not so dumb.
Original Lyrics:
We're off to insure this duckling is not to glum.
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