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"Answering Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm foreign
Original Lyrics:
And the phone went...
"Answering Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he phoned one day
Original Lyrics:
And the phone went dead
"Answering Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the phone went down
Original Lyrics:
And the phone went dead
"Answering Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not in at prison
Original Lyrics:
I'm not in at present
"Answering Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so sorry you have just reached my
Answer in machine
I'm not in aggressive.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so sorry you have just reached my
Answerin' machine
I'm not in at present.
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A bar full omallys
Original Lyrics:
At a bar called O'Mally's
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the personal condoms
There was, it's better I read.
Original Lyrics:
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read.
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the jewels on the cake
Original Lyrics:
In the dunes on the cape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And though I'm nobody's porridge
Original Lyrics:
And though I'm nobody's poet
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At Machu Picchu by tomorrow noon
Original Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon.
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At a bar in the valleys
Original Lyrics:
At a bar called O'Malley's
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bar full of malice
Original Lyrics:
At a bar called O'Malleys
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to eat you by tomorrow noo
And cut you till you date
At ah bowl for mom allies
Where well plan our escape.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape.
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not march into health food
Original Lyrics:
I'm not much into health food
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not much into canned food
I am in Lake Champlain
Original Lyrics:
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not much into hell food
Original Lyrics:
I'm not much into health food
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to ah-choo by tomorrow noon.
or
I've got to etch you by tomorrow noon.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon.
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red paint
Original Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape
At a park full of valleys where we'll plan our escape
Original Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malleys where we'll plan our escape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar full of Maoris
Where we'll plan our escape.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape.
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you do suffocate
Original Lyrics:
On the dunes of the cape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you had had the blame
Original Lyrics:
If you have half a brain
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you have half a plane.
Original Lyrics:
If you have half a brain
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like bean enchildas
Original Lyrics:
If you like Pina Coladas
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like beef enchiladas
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like bein' in Granada
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like being a cicada
And getting caught in the rain
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada
And getting caught in the rain
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like being a koala
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like being in Kiwanis
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like being in the Bahamas
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like eating piranhas
Original Lyrics:
If you like Pina Coladas
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
And the doomed suffocate
Original Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the cape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
In the tombs of the cave.
Original Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the cape.
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
With the toons on the cake
Original Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the cape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
in the dunes of the cake
Original Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
in the dunes of the cape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like peanut enchiladas
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like peeing in a Lada.
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada.
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like peeing in a closet
If you don't care much for yogurt
Original Lyrics:
If you like Pina Colada
If you're not into yoga
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like peeing in a closet
And getting drunk on champagne
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
And getting caught in the rain
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like peeing in coladas
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like peeping in the Garden
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like peins enlargers
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like penis getting harder...
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada...
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas, and getting cotton Lorraine
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like pina colossus
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like pinas for mamas
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like pink enchiladas
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like pink knackered Ladas
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada...
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like pinna kolaches
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
Kolaches are Czech pastries.
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like waking up at midnight
Original Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not into Rolos
Original Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not into Yoda
Original Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not into Yoko
Original Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not into mobile
Original Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not into robots,
If you have half a brain.
Original Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga,
If you have half a brain
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not into rodents
Original Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a plane
Original Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not into yogurt
If you have half a brain
Original Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not into yogurt
If you have half a plane
Original Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not into yogurt
If you have, have it plain
Original Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Junes of the cake
Original Lyrics:
In the dunes of the cape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the cool summer cape
Original Lyrics:
In the dunes on the cape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the doom summer cape
Original Lyrics:
In the dunes of the cape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the dooms of a cave
Original Lyrics:
In the dunes of the cape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the due suffocate
Original Lyrics:
In the dunes on the cape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Wal-Mart's recording of a favorite song
Original Lyrics:
Like a worn-out recording of a favorite song
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a worn out recording of a favorite Zonk
Original Lyrics:
Like a worn out recording of a favorite song
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the blue summer cape
Original Lyrics:
On the dunes of the cape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the dunes of a cake
Original Lyrics:
On the dunes of the cape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the dunes, I ejaculate.
Original Lyrics:
On the dunes of the cape.
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the moon, suffocate
Original Lyrics:
In the dunes of a cape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Playin' doom on the cape.
Original Lyrics:
In the dunes on the cape.
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That you like being in (the) Bahamas
Original Lyrics:
That you like pina coladas
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where we plane or escape
Original Lyrics:
Where we'll plan our escape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With some dude in a cape
Original Lyrics:
On the dunes of the cape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I like being in the Bahamas
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I like pina coladas
"Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not a Toyota
Original Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
"Him" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's me or it's Kim
Original Lyrics:
It's me or it's him
"Him" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's meaning it's hymn
Original Lyrics:
It's me or it's him
"Him" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's meaningless sin
Original Lyrics:
It's me or it's him
"Him" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's meek and it's slim
Original Lyrics:
It's me or it's him
"Him" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's singing a hymn
Original Lyrics:
It's me or it's him
"Him" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one gets together for free.
Original Lyrics:
No one gets to get it for free.
"Him" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She forgets to hug them
Original Lyrics:
She forgets to hide them
The word "them" refers to a pack of cigarettes that were found next to a window by Rupert Holmes' wife or girlfriend who's cheating on him. Rupert claims that the cigarettes don't belong to him.
"Morning Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a mobile reach out for the phone
Original Lyrics:
With a moan I reach out for the phone

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