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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Stanley Holloway that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 2 misheard song lyrics for Stanley Holloway on amIright currently.

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"Get Me to the Church on Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull out the stopper
I've got a whopper
So get me to the church on time
Original Lyrics:
Pull out the stopper
Let's have a whopper
But get me to the church on time
"With a Little Bit of Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Lord above gave man an arm, an iron butt
The Lord above made man to help his neighbor's butt
Original Lyrics:
The Lord above gave man an arm of iron, but
The Lord above made man to help his neighbor, but

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