Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> H -> The Hollies
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There are 86 misheard song lyrics for The Hollies on amIright currently.
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"A Taste Of Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tasting the sweetness of life
Original Lyrics:
Tasting much sweeter than wine
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the people stared as if we were from planet Spain.
Original Lyrics:
All the people stared as if we were both quite insane.
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bus Stop Wendy,
she stays,
love grows under my umbrella
she stays,
love grows under my umbrella
Original Lyrics:
Bus Stop, Wet Day,
She stays,
love grows, under my umbrella
She stays,
love grows, under my umbrella
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bus stop, one day
She stays, love grows
Under my umbrella.
She stays, love grows
Under my umbrella.
Original Lyrics:
Bus stop, wet day
She stays, love grows
Under my umbrella.
She stays, love grows
Under my umbrella.
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
By all goods, she was mine.
Original Lyrics:
By August, she was mine.
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
That umbrella, we embroidered
My Olga, she was mine.
My Olga, she was mine.
Original Lyrics:
That umbrella, we employed it
By August, she was mine.
By August, she was mine.
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
That umbrella, we employed it,
My Olga, she was mine
My Olga, she was mine
Original Lyrics:
That umbrella, we employed it,
By August, she was mine
By August, she was mine
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thinkin' of a sweet romance
Beginning in a Q.
Beginning in a Q.
Original Lyrics:
Thinkin' of a sweet romance
Beginning in a queue.
Beginning in a queue.
"Carrie Anne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Terry Emm
Original Lyrics:
Hey Carrie Anne
"Carrie Anne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Carrie Anne
What's your name now, can anybody play?
What's your name now, can anybody play?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Carrie Anne
What's your game now, can anybody play?
What's your game now, can anybody play?
"Carrie Anne"
Misheard Lyrics:
I played a daddy-ter, you played a mommy-ter.
Original Lyrics:
I played a janitor, you played a monitor.
"Carrie Anne"
Misheard Lyrics:
I played the challenger, you played the monitor.
Original Lyrics:
I played the janitor, you played the monitor.
"Carrie Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you played with older boys and prefix.
Original Lyrics:
Then you played with older boys and prefects.
"Carrie-Anne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Mary Ann!
What's your game girl?
Could anybody play?
What's your game girl?
Could anybody play?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Carrie-Anne!
What's your game now?
Can anybody play?
What's your game now?
Can anybody play?
"Gasoline Alley Bred"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to get your frown away
Original Lyrics:
Time to get your butt out of bed
"He Ain't Heavy (He's My Brother)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'll leave him at all
I'll leave him with sadness.
I'll leave him with sadness.
Original Lyrics:
If I'm laden at all
I'm laden with sadness.
I'm laden with sadness.
"He Ain't Heavy (He's My Brother)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a man eating winding ton
Original Lyrics:
With many a winding turn
"He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
He ain't Heaven
He's my brother
He's my brother
Original Lyrics:
He ain't heavy
He's my brother
He's my brother
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a wealthy river Manchkinson.
Original Lyrics:
His welfare is of my concern.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's wealthy as a napkin's son.
Original Lyrics:
His welfare is of my concern.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's well fed on Mackeson.
Original Lyrics:
His welfare is my concern.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
His welfare is a Mackeson.
Original Lyrics:
His welfare is my concern.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
His welfare is a Mackeson
Original Lyrics:
His welfare is my concern
Mackeson is a kind of stout beer very popular in the uk in the 60's.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ian Heavy, he's my brother.
Original Lyrics:
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm leavin', ahhhh
Then I'm leaving with sadness
That everyone's heart
Is filled with laughter.
Then I'm leaving with sadness
That everyone's heart
Is filled with laughter.
Original Lyrics:
If I'm laden at all
I'm laden with sadness
That everyone's heart
Isn't filled with the gladness.
I'm laden with sadness
That everyone's heart
Isn't filled with the gladness.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Radio Isington
Original Lyrics:
With many a winding turn.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Radio Wyern on
Original Lyrics:
With many a winding turn
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a Mainean waving Tom
Original Lyrics:
With many a winding turn
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
With many a winding tongue.
Original Lyrics:
With many a winding turn.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the radio whining on
Original Lyrics:
With many a winding turn
"Isn't It Nice?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are living your wildest dreams
You say you'll never grow old
or
You are living your wildest dreams
Use Zen, you'll never grow old.
You say you'll never grow old
or
You are living your wildest dreams
Use Zen, you'll never grow old.
Original Lyrics:
You are living your wildest dreams
Use them, you'll never grow old
Use them, you'll never grow old
"Jennifer Eccles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Jennifer Echo.
Original Lyrics:
I love Jennifer Eccles.
"Jennifer Eccles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Jenny Freckles.
Original Lyrics:
I love Jennifer Eccles.
"Jennifer Eccles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Jenny Freckles
I know that she loves me.
I know that she loves me.
Original Lyrics:
I love Jennifer Eccles
I know that she loves me.
I know that she loves me.
"Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress)"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause that was no woman at all.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause that long cool woman had it all.
"Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want love, I want some bad mess.
or
I don't want love, I just want badness.
or
I don't want love, I just want badness.
Original Lyrics:
With just one look, I was a bad mess.
"Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard something I shouldn't have known.
Original Lyrics:
I heard somebody shooting a gun.
"Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long cool woman in a fat dress
Original Lyrics:
Long cool woman in a black dress
"Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a flak vest.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress.
"Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a red dress
Just a fine night, beautiful hall.
Just a fine night, beautiful hall.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9, beautiful tall.
Just a 5'9, beautiful tall.
"Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a red dress
Just a fine night, beautiful hall
Just a fine night, beautiful hall
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9, beautiful tall
Just a 5'9, beautiful tall
"Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tall cool woman in a flat bed
Original Lyrics:
Long cool woman in a black dress
"Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With just one look it was a badman
Original Lyrics:
With just one look I was a bad mess
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of thunder thighs made me open my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
A pair of 45's made me open my eyes.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
A tall cool woman in a wet dress.
Original Lyrics:
A long cool woman in a red dress.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told her, 'Don't be scared
'Cause your gun arm is spared'.
'Cause your gun arm is spared'.
Original Lyrics:
I told her, 'Don't be scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared'.
'Cause you're gonna be spared'.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nudity football
Original Lyrics:
Long cool woman
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a law school woman in a black dress.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
With no underwear on.
With no underwear on.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a five-nine beautiful-tall.
Just a five-nine beautiful-tall.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was born to a woman and a black man.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long, cool woman in a black dress.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' in a massive bedpan
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest with Batman
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in the mist with Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in the nest of Batman
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the D.A. was holding my left hand
A machine was holding my right.
A machine was holding my right.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the D.A. was a-holding my left hand
And a-she was a-holdin' my right.
And a-she was a-holdin' my right.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the da was a hole in my left hand
And she was a hole in my side.
And she was a hole in my side.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the da was a-holding my left hand
And a-she was a-holdin' my right.
And a-she was a-holdin' my right.
"Long Cool Woman In a Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, just my luck, I was a bad man.
Original Lyrics:
With just one look, I was a bad mess.
"Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a-fightin' my beautiful song.
Just a-fightin' my beautiful song.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a five nine beautiful tall.
Just a five nine beautiful tall.
"Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the DA was holding my left hand
And she was holding my right
And she was holding my right
Original Lyrics:
Well the DA was pumping my left hand
And she was holding my right
And she was holding my right
"Long Cool Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just one look, I was Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Just one look, I was a bad mess.
"Long Cool Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Justify my beautiful song
Original Lyrics:
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
"Long Cool Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peanut butter thighs & infamous nights
Original Lyrics:
Pair of 45s opened my eyes.
"Long Cool Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
S****ing in a mask of Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
"Long Cool Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just to buy my beautiful song
Just to buy my beautiful song
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9 beautiful tall
Just a 5'9 beautiful tall
"Long Cool Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just define that beautiful b***.
Just define that beautiful b***.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9' beautiful tall.
Just a 5'9' beautiful tall.
"Long Cool Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just to find out a beautiful song.
Just to find out a beautiful song.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9' beautiful tall.
Just a 5'9' beautiful tall.
"Long Cool Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in a mask of Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
"Long Cool Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest with Batman
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men
"Long Cool Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, just my luck it was a bad mess,
'cause the long cool woman had it on
'cause the long cool woman had it on
Original Lyrics:
With just one look I was a bad mess,
'cause the long cool woman had it all
'cause the long cool woman had it all
"Long Cool Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
With her mind on a beautiful song.
Original Lyrics:
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
"Long Cool Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
With just one look I was a bad mess,
'cause I wanna go home and get it on
'cause I wanna go home and get it on
Original Lyrics:
With just one look I was a bad mess,
'cause the long cool woman had it all
'cause the long cool woman had it all
"Long, Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
For just one love, I was a fat man.
Original Lyrics:
With just one look, I was a bad mess.
"Long, Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest with Batman
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men
"Long, Cool Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Son of Mary heard the sirens.
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly, we heard the sirens.
"On A Carousel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride a carousel.
Original Lyrics:
On a carousel
"On A Carousel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sony is so fine.
Original Lyrics:
So near yet so far.
"On A Carousel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking care of Sam
Original Lyrics:
On a carousel
"On a Carousel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horses chasin',
cause they're racin',
Sunny eggs so fried
cause they're racin',
Sunny eggs so fried
Original Lyrics:
Horses chasin',
'cause they're racin,
So near yet so far
'cause they're racin,
So near yet so far
"Stop Stop Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop, stop, stop all the dancing
Give me time to pee.
Give me time to pee.
Original Lyrics:
Stop, stop, stop all the dancing
Give me time to breathe.
Give me time to breathe.
"Stop! Stop! Stop!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Velcro people ting-a ling-a linging
or
Bells of people ting-a ling-a linging
or
Bells of people ting-a ling-a linging
Original Lyrics:
Bells on feet go ting-a ling-a linging.
"The Air I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is the MFP (as in Colgate toothpaste).
Original Lyrics:
All I need is the air that I breathe and to love you.
"The Air I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't sleep, silent angel, don't you sleep.
Original Lyrics:
So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep.
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is the MSG.
Original Lyrics:
All I need is the air that I breathe.
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bees came upon me, and it leaves me weak
Original Lyrics:
Peace came upon me, and it leaves me weak
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing to ease old folks to remain in love with you
Original Lyrics:
Nothing to eat, no books to read, making love with you
"Where Were You When I Needed You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down
Original Lyrics:
Where were you?
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Hollies - Hollies Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
The Hollies/Would You Believe? album at Amazon.com
Reunion album at Amazon.com
Evolution album at Amazon.com
Anthology album at Amazon.com
At Abbey Road 1963-1966/At Abbey Road 1966-1970/At Abbey Road 1973-1989 album at Amazon.com
Hollies Sing Dylan album at Amazon.com
20 Golden Greats album at Amazon.com
