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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Hollies that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"4th July, Asbury Park (Sandy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
For me this bored walk life is through
You ought to quit the sea too
You ought to quit the sea too
Original Lyrics:
For me this boardwalk life is through
You ought to quit this scene too
You ought to quit this scene too
"4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you hear the cup final? It must have maddened Marie
Original Lyrics:
Did you hear the cops finally busted Madam Marie
"4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandy, the fireworks are hanging on,
We're leaving tonight
For me, this bored one's life is through
We're leaving tonight
For me, this bored one's life is through
Original Lyrics:
Sandy, the fireworks are hailin' over Little Eden tonight
For me, this boardwalk life is through
For me, this boardwalk life is through
"4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandy, the fireworks are hanging over - they're leading tonight.
For me, this bog one life's full.
For me, this bog one life's full.
Original Lyrics:
Sandy, the fireworks are hailin' over Little Eden tonight.
For me, this boardwalk life is through.
For me, this boardwalk life is through.
"A Taste Of Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tasting the sweetness of life
Original Lyrics:
Tasting much sweeter than wine
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the people stared as if we were from planet Spain.
Original Lyrics:
All the people stared as if we were both quite insane.
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the people stared as if we were such crying shames
Original Lyrics:
All the people stared as if we were both quite insane.
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bus Stop Wendy,
she stays,
love grows under my umbrella
she stays,
love grows under my umbrella
Original Lyrics:
Bus Stop, Wet Day,
She stays,
love grows, under my umbrella
She stays,
love grows, under my umbrella
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bus stop Wendy She’s there asking She say “my umbrella”
Original Lyrics:
Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I say "Please, share my umbrella"
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bus stop waiting, she's may I say
Please share my umbrella
Please share my umbrella
Original Lyrics:
Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I say
Please share my umbrella
Please share my umbrella
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bus stop, Bosco's
Original Lyrics:
Bus stop, bus goes
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bus stop, Wednesday, she's there, I say
Please share my umbrella
Please share my umbrella
Original Lyrics:
Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I say
Please share my umbrella
Please share my umbrella
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bus stop, Wendy, she's there asking,
She say "My umbrella"
She say "My umbrella"
Original Lyrics:
Bus stop, wet day, she's there,
I say "Please, share my umbrella"
I say "Please, share my umbrella"
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bus stop, one day
She stays, love grows
Under my umbrella.
She stays, love grows
Under my umbrella.
Original Lyrics:
Bus stop, wet day
She stays, love grows
Under my umbrella.
She stays, love grows
Under my umbrella.
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I say, "Michelle, my umbrella."
Original Lyrics:
Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I say
Please share my umbrella
Please share my umbrella
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
By all goods, she was mine.
Original Lyrics:
By August, she was mine.
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
By orders she was mine
Original Lyrics:
By August she was mine
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more smeltering now
Original Lyrics:
No more sheltering now
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s dead, I sing
Original Lyrics:
She’s there, I say
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
That umbrella, we embroidered
My Olga, she was mine.
My Olga, she was mine.
Original Lyrics:
That umbrella, we employed it
By August, she was mine.
By August, she was mine.
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
That umbrella, we employed it,
My Olga, she was mine
My Olga, she was mine
Original Lyrics:
That umbrella, we employed it,
By August, she was mine
By August, she was mine
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dice was melting
Original Lyrics:
The ice was melting
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ice was milking
Original Lyrics:
The ice was melting
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thinkin' of a sweet romance
Beginning in that pew.
Beginning in that pew.
Original Lyrics:
Thinkin' of a sweet romance
Beginning in a queue.
Beginning in a queue.
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thinkin' of a sweet romance
Beginning in a Q.
Beginning in a Q.
Original Lyrics:
Thinkin' of a sweet romance
Beginning in a queue.
Beginning in a queue.
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thinkin' of a sweet romance
Beginning in the dew.
Beginning in the dew.
Original Lyrics:
Thinkin' of a sweet romance
Beginning in a queue.
Beginning in a queue.
I know, dew doesn't mean rain. But in America we don't queue up, but rather stand in line, so maybe that's why I was well into middle age before figuring this one out!
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thinking of a sweet romance beginning in mid-June
Original Lyrics:
Thinking of a sweet romance beginning in a queue
"Bus Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Umbrello
Original Lyrics:
Umbrella
Thought it was some Spanish word
"Carrie Anne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Carrie Anne
What's your name now, can anybody play?
What's your name now, can anybody play?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Carrie Anne
What's your game now, can anybody play?
What's your game now, can anybody play?
"Carrie Anne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I played a daddy-ter, you played a mommy-ter.
Original Lyrics:
I played a janitor, you played a monitor.
"Carrie Anne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I played the Jennifer, you played the Monica.
Original Lyrics:
I played the janitor, you played the monitor.
"Carrie Anne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I played the challenger, you played the monitor.
Original Lyrics:
I played the janitor, you played the monitor.
"Carrie Anne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you played with older boys and prefix.
Original Lyrics:
Then you played with older boys and prefects.
"Carrie Anne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you played with older boys at recess.
Original Lyrics:
Then you played with older boys and prefects.
"Carrie-Anne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Mary Ann!
What's your game girl?
Could anybody play?
What's your game girl?
Could anybody play?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Carrie-Anne!
What's your game now?
Can anybody play?
What's your game now?
Can anybody play?
"Gasoline Alley Bred" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How many times do you think that I've cried
Knowin' every day that your poppa's gettin' vulgar
Told him 'bout your fries and he was nearly chokin'
Knowin' every day that your poppa's gettin' vulgar
Told him 'bout your fries and he was nearly chokin'
Original Lyrics:
How many times do you think that I've cried
Knowin' every day that your heart was gettin' broken
Holdin' back your pride till you were nearly chokin'
Knowin' every day that your heart was gettin' broken
Holdin' back your pride till you were nearly chokin'
Love 'my' lyrics. How does a British band get away with singing the word 'butt', when three years later US songs like Harry Chapin's W*O*L*D (the only song that has five distinct spellings of its title depending on the pressing company) still had to find a way to cleverly sneak it in: "There's a tire around my gut from sitting on my (drumbeat)/But it's never gonna go away"
"Gasoline Alley Bred" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to get your frown away
Original Lyrics:
Time to get your butt out of bed
"He Ain't Heavy (He's My Brother)"
Misheard Lyrics:
He would not enter ah me
Original Lyrics:
He would not encumber me
"He Ain't Heavy (He's My Brother)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'll leave him at all
I'll leave him with sadness.
I'll leave him with sadness.
Original Lyrics:
If I'm laden at all
I'm laden with sadness.
I'm laden with sadness.
"He Ain't Heavy (He's My Brother)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a man eating winding ton
Original Lyrics:
With many a winding turn
"He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
He ain't Heaven
He's my brother
He's my brother
Original Lyrics:
He ain't heavy
He's my brother
He's my brother
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
He ain't hairy
Original Lyrics:
He ain't heavy
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
He ain't wealthy
Original Lyrics:
He ain't heavy
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a wealthy rich man confirmed
Original Lyrics:
His welfare is my concern.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a wealthy river Manchkinson.
Original Lyrics:
His welfare is of my concern.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's wealthy as a napkin's son.
Original Lyrics:
His welfare is of my concern.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's well fed on Mackeson.
Original Lyrics:
His welfare is my concern.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
His welfare is a Mackeson.
Original Lyrics:
His welfare is my concern.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
His welfare is a Mackeson
Original Lyrics:
His welfare is my concern
Mackeson is a kind of stout beer very popular in the uk in the 60's.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
His welfare's not my concern.
Original Lyrics:
His welfare is of my concern.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ian Heavy, he's my brother.
Original Lyrics:
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm laid down at all I'm laid down with sadness
Original Lyrics:
If I'm laden at all I'm laden with sadness
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm leaving at all
I'm leaving with Sam.
I'm leaving with Sam.
Original Lyrics:
If I'm laden at all
I'm laden with sadness
I'm laden with sadness
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a loud loud roar
Original Lyrics:
It's a long long road
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm leavin', ahhhh
Then I'm leaving with sadness
That everyone's heart
Is filled with laughter.
Then I'm leaving with sadness
That everyone's heart
Is filled with laughter.
Original Lyrics:
If I'm laden at all
I'm laden with sadness
That everyone's heart
Isn't filled with the gladness.
I'm laden with sadness
That everyone's heart
Isn't filled with the gladness.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Radio Isington
Original Lyrics:
With many a winding turn.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Radio Wyern on
Original Lyrics:
With many a winding turn
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a Mainean waving Tom
Original Lyrics:
With many a winding turn
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
With many a winding tongue.
Original Lyrics:
With many a winding turn.
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the radio whining on
Original Lyrics:
With many a winding turn
"He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
He ain’t healthy
Original Lyrics:
He ain’t heavy
"He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
He ain’t helping
Original Lyrics:
He ain’t heavy
"Here I Go Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been heard so much before
Original Lyrics:
I've been hurt so much before
"Hey Willy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your father calls you city
Original Lyrics:
Your father calls you silly
"I Can't Tell the Bottom from the Top" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How you brought what's upside down
Original Lyrics:
How you brought what's inside out
"I'm Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Apple pie, apple pie, apple pie...
Original Lyrics:
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive...
"If I Needed Someone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What goes on when you're 9?
Original Lyrics:
What goes on in your mind?
"Isn't It Nice?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are living your wildest dreams
You say you'll never grow old
or
You are living your wildest dreams
Use Zen, you'll never grow old.
You say you'll never grow old
or
You are living your wildest dreams
Use Zen, you'll never grow old.
Original Lyrics:
You are living your wildest dreams
Use them, you'll never grow old
Use them, you'll never grow old
"Jennifer Eccles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Jennifer Echo.
Original Lyrics:
I love Jennifer Eccles.
"Jennifer Eccles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Jenny Freckles.
Original Lyrics:
I love Jennifer Eccles.
"Jennifer Eccles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Jenny Freckles
I know that she loves me.
I know that she loves me.
Original Lyrics:
I love Jennifer Eccles
I know that she loves me.
I know that she loves me.
"Jennifer Eccles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Last kiss, hate her and go
Original Lyrics:
Love, kiss, hate or adore
"Jennifer Eccles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, Kiss...hey toreador
Original Lyrics:
Love, kiss, hate or adore
"Jennifer Eccles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
White chalk, written on red brick
Our love, torn it apart
It's there, down in the playground
Last kiss, eight hours ago
Our love, torn it apart
It's there, down in the playground
Last kiss, eight hours ago
Original Lyrics:
White chalk, written on red brick
Our love, told in a heart
It's there, drawn in the playground
Love, kiss, hate or adore
Our love, told in a heart
It's there, drawn in the playground
Love, kiss, hate or adore
"Just Like Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary had a little land
Original Lyrics:
Mary had a little lamb
"King Midas in Reverse"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's been minus in reverse
Original Lyrics:
He's King Midas in reverse
"Listen to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your ears of death
Original Lyrics:
Your ears are deaf
"Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause that was no woman at all.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause that long cool woman had it all.
"Long Cool Woman (In a Black Dress)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it on
Original Lyrics:
Had it all [repeat to fade]
"Long Cool Woman (In a Black Dress)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' in a bunch of bed pans.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
"Long Cool Woman (In a Black Dress)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin’ in the nest of Bat-Man
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men
"Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Risky bottles flying high
Original Lyrics:
Whiskey bottles piling high
"Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Working for the pussy eye
Original Lyrics:
Working for the FBI
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of thunder thighs made me open my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
A pair of 45's made me open my eyes.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A tall cool woman in a wet dress.
Original Lyrics:
A long cool woman in a black dress.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Colored people were doing wrong
Original Lyrics:
All the people were doing wrong
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For just one love, I was a fat man.
Original Lyrics:
With just one look, I was a bad mess.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want love, I just want badness.
or
I don't want love, I want some bad mess.
or
I don't want love, I want some bad mess.
Original Lyrics:
With just one look, I was a bad mess.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard something I shouldn't have known.
Original Lyrics:
I heard somebody shooting a gun.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I helped the sunrise
Original Lyrics:
I heard the sirens
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I told her, 'Don't be scared
'Cause your gun arm is spared'.
'Cause your gun arm is spared'.
Original Lyrics:
I told her, 'Don't be scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared'.
'Cause you're gonna be spared'.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a fine old beautiful doll
Original Lyrics:
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just good bye now beautiful doll
Original Lyrics:
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just one look, I was Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Just one look, I was a bad mess.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Justify my beautiful song
Original Lyrics:
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Justify my beautiful wall
Original Lyrics:
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Long cool woman in a fat dress
Original Lyrics:
Long cool woman in a black dress
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nudity football
Original Lyrics:
Long cool woman
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peanut butter thighs and infamous nights
Original Lyrics:
Pair of 45s made me open my eyes.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
S****ing in a mask of Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a law school woman in a black dress.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a-fightin' my beautiful song.
Just a-fightin' my beautiful song.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a five-nine beautiful tall.
Just a five-nine beautiful tall.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just define that beautiful bum.
Just define that beautiful bum.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9' beautiful tall.
Just a 5'9' beautiful tall.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just to buy my beautiful song
Just to buy my beautiful song
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9 beautiful tall
Just a 5'9 beautiful tall
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
With no underwear on.
With no underwear on.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a five-nine beautiful-tall.
Just a five-nine beautiful-tall.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just to find out a beautiful song.
Just to find out a beautiful song.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9' beautiful tall.
Just a 5'9' beautiful tall.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a flak vest.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a red dress
Just a fine night, beautiful doll.
Just a fine night, beautiful doll.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9, beautiful tall.
Just a 5'9, beautiful tall.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a red dress
Just a fine night, beautiful hall
Just a fine night, beautiful hall
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9, beautiful tall
Just a 5'9, beautiful tall
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long, cool woman in a bear pit.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long, cool woman in a black dress.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was born to a woman and a black man.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long, cool woman in a black dress.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' in a massive bedpan
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in a mask of Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in a mask of Batman
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of Batman
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest with Batman
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in the mist with Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in the nest of Batman
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in the nest with Batman
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Son of Mary heard the sirens.
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly, we heard the sirens.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tall cool woman in a flat bed
Original Lyrics:
Long cool woman in a black dress
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I heard somebody shooting the gong
Original Lyrics:
Well I heard somebody shooting a gun
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the DA was holding my left hand
And she was holding my right
And she was holding my right
Original Lyrics:
Well the DA was pumping my left hand
And she was holding my right
And she was holding my right
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, just my luck it was a bad mess,
'cause the long cool woman had it on
'cause the long cool woman had it on
Original Lyrics:
With just one look I was a bad mess,
'cause the long cool woman had it all
'cause the long cool woman had it all
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, just my luck, I was a bad man.
Original Lyrics:
With just one look, I was a bad mess.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the D.A. was a hole in my left hand
And she was a hole in my side.
And she was a hole in my side.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the D.A. was a-holding my left hand
And a-she was a-holdin' my right.
And a-she was a-holdin' my right.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the D.A. was holding my left hand
A machine was holding my right.
A machine was holding my right.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the D.A. was a-holding my left hand
And a-she was a-holdin' my right.
And a-she was a-holdin' my right.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With her mind on a beautiful song.
Original Lyrics:
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With just one look I was a bad mess,
'cause I wanna go home and get it on
'cause I wanna go home and get it on
Original Lyrics:
With just one look I was a bad mess,
'cause the long cool woman had it all
'cause the long cool woman had it all
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With just one look it was a badman
Original Lyrics:
With just one look I was a bad mess
"Long Cool Woman In a Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whiskey bottles, violent eyes
Original Lyrics:
Whiskey bottles pilin' high
"Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of tawny thighs made me open my eyes
Original Lyrics:
A pair of 45's made me open my eyes
"Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of tawny thighs made me open my eyes
Original Lyrics:
A pair of 45s made me open my eyes
"Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A terror baby, aah, take me off of my crime
Original Lyrics:
A pair of 45's made me open my eyes.
"Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that you're it boy
Original Lyrics:
I hope that you're able
"Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Justify my beautiful soul
Original Lyrics:
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
"Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Set a baby owl right in front of my eyes
Original Lyrics:
A pair of 45's made me open my eyes.
"Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the D.A. was hung from my left hand
And she was holdin' my right
And I told her 'Don't get scared, 'cause you've gone off as bad'
But I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my livin'
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just to find out a beautiful song
And she was holdin' my right
And I told her 'Don't get scared, 'cause you've gone off as bad'
But I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my livin'
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just to find out a beautiful song
Original Lyrics:
Well, the D.A. was pumpin' my left hand
And she was holdin' my right
And I told her 'Don't get scare, 'cause you're gonna be spared'
But I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my livin'
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful tall
And she was holdin' my right
And I told her 'Don't get scare, 'cause you're gonna be spared'
But I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my livin'
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful tall
"Long Cool Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of 45s made me loco ma time
Original Lyrics:
A pair of 45s made me open my eyes
"Long Cool Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it on, get it on, get it on
Original Lyrics:
Had it all, had it all, had it all
"Long Cool Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest with Batman
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a mess of bad men
"Long Cool Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The DA was pawn for my left hand
Original Lyrics:
The DA was pumpin' my left hand
"Long Dark Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But then again, it didn't have a chance for less
Original Lyrics:
But then again, it didn't have a chance to last
"Long Dark Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Miami and in my car
Original Lyrics:
In my head and in my heart
"Long Dark Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Instead it froze away
Original Lyrics:
Yes, there it flows away
"Long Dark Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gone now, Blue Bonnet
Original Lyrics:
It's gone now, moved on now
"Long Dark Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, there it froze away
Original Lyrics:
Yes, there it flows away
"Look Through Any Window"
Misheard Lyrics:
Movin' on L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Movin' on their way
"Look Through Any Window"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can see that little angel
Original Lyrics:
You can see that little haze
"On a Carousel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Horses chasin',
cause they're racin',
Sunny eggs so fried
cause they're racin',
Sunny eggs so fried
Original Lyrics:
Horses chasin',
'cause they're racin,
So near yet so far
'cause they're racin,
So near yet so far
"On a Carousel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No more chasing home
Original Lyrics:
No more chasing her
Much prefer my lyric
"On a Carousel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Still so violate
or
Still so fly away
or
Still so fly away
Original Lyrics:
Still so far away
"Searchin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a diaper
Original Lyrics:
Gonna find her
"Searchin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some fiber
Original Lyrics:
Gonna find her
"Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your caca don't mind
Original Lyrics:
And your papa don't mind
"Step Inside"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need an irritation
Original Lyrics:
You don't need an invitation
"Stop Stop Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop, stop, stop all the dancing
Give me time to pee.
Give me time to pee.
Original Lyrics:
Stop, stop, stop all the dancing
Give me time to breathe.
Give me time to breathe.
"Stop! Stop! Stop!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Velcro people ting-a ling-a linging
or
Bells of people ting-a ling-a linging
or
Bells of people ting-a ling-a linging
Original Lyrics:
Bells on feet go ting-a ling-a linging.
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is the MFP (as in Colgate toothpaste).
Original Lyrics:
All I need is the air that I breathe and to love you.
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is the MSG.
Original Lyrics:
All I need is the air that I breathe.
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bees came upon me, and it leaves me weak
Original Lyrics:
Peace came upon me, and it leaves me weak
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't sleep, silent angel, don't you sleep.
Original Lyrics:
So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep.
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making more with you
Original Lyrics:
Making love with you
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making no misuse
Original Lyrics:
Making love with you
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse and you
Original Lyrics:
Making love with you
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing to ease old folks to remain in love with you
Original Lyrics:
Nothing to eat, no books to read, making love with you
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing to eat, no bugs to eat
Original Lyrics:
Nothing to eat, no books to read
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now think to be, no books to read.
Making love with you.
Making love with you.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing to eat, no books to read.
Making love with you.
Making love with you.
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace came upon my endlessly (stretched out the word endlessly)
Original Lyrics:
Peace came upon me, and it leaves me weak
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes all I need is a ba-a-ad dream
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes all I need is the MTV
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes all I need is the big evergreen
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes all I need is the end of the breeds
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe
"The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for Big Blue
Original Lyrics:
Making love with you
"Big Blue" as in the nickname for IBM.
"The Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wall sign
Original Lyrics:
The war sign
"The Day That Curly Billy Shot Down Sam McGhee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gun hanging on by his sight
Original Lyrics:
Gun hanging on by his side
"Too Young to Be Married"
Misheard Lyrics:
They find it hard to make 'em sweet
Original Lyrics:
They find it hard to make ends meet
"Yes I Will"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be the guy
Original Lyrics:
I used to be the kind
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