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There are 119 misheard song lyrics for Hole on amIright currently.
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"20 Years In The Dakota"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are they coming for me, are they coming soon
Hey, Jew
Hey, Jew
Original Lyrics:
Are they coming for me, are they coming soon
Hey Jude
Hey Jude
"20 Years In The Dakota"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa yeah you don't f*** with a virulent spore.
Original Lyrics:
Whoah yeah you don't f*** with the Fabulous Four.
"20 Years In The Dakota"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, yeah, you don't f*** with a big, yellow spore.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, yeah, you don't f*** with the Fabulous Four.
"Asking For It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Be a mama or just look like one.
Original Lyrics:
Be a model or just look like one.
"Asking for It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was she asking for it here?
Original Lyrics:
Was she asking for it?
"Awful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swing low, sweet cherry
Naked eyeball
Naked eyeball
Original Lyrics:
Swing low, sweet cherry
Make it awful.
Make it awful.
"Boys on the Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're beautiful, and I am
Original Lyrics:
When you're beautiful and dying
"Burn Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is a room
Full of death and whores and truth
Full of death and whores and truth
Original Lyrics:
There is a room
Full of death and whores intrude
Full of death and whores intrude
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beautiful garments, beautiful dresses
Original Lyrics:
Beautiful garbage, beautiful dresses
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glad I came here with your pound of crack
Original Lyrics:
Glad I came here With your pound of flesh
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm glad I came here with your pound of grass
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad I came here with your pound of flesh
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm glad I came here with your pound-up dress
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad I came here with your pound-up flesh
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not selling cheese.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not selling cheap.
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not selling sheep.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not selling cheap.
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all so sugarless
Booger waitress.
Booger waitress.
Original Lyrics:
It's all so sugarless
Hooker waitress.
Hooker waitress.
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all so sugarless
Hug a waitress.
Hug a waitress.
Original Lyrics:
It's all so sugarless
Hooker waitress.
Hooker waitress.
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all so sure as
Who's your waitress?
Who's your waitress?
Original Lyrics:
It's all so sugarless
Hooker/waitress
Hooker/waitress
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your life, it's your party
It's a waffle
It's a waffle
Original Lyrics:
It's your life, it's your party
It's so awful
It's so awful
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Myna Van
Original Lyrics:
My name is might have been
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My own actress
Oh just call me blessed
I'm a psycho
Full of poison
She obliterated everything she dissed
Now she's fainting somewhere in Hollywood
Glad I came here with your pound of flesh.
Oh just call me blessed
I'm a psycho
Full of poison
She obliterated everything she dissed
Now she's fainting somewhere in Hollywood
Glad I came here with your pound of flesh.
Original Lyrics:
Model/actress
Oh, just go nameless
Honeysuckle
She's full of poison
She obliterated everything she kissed
Now she's fading somewhere in Hollywood
Glad I came here with your pound of flesh.
Oh, just go nameless
Honeysuckle
She's full of poison
She obliterated everything she kissed
Now she's fading somewhere in Hollywood
Glad I came here with your pound of flesh.
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No second billing, he's your star now.
Original Lyrics:
No second billing 'cause you're a star now.
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
O playtime's over,
I'm a wallaby
I'm a wallaby
Original Lyrics:
O make me over
I'm all I wanna be
I'm all I wanna be
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I can study in Demonology.
Original Lyrics:
A walking study in Demonology
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Second Village
'Cause you're a star now.
'Cause you're a star now.
Original Lyrics:
No second billing
'Cause you're a star now.
'Cause you're a star now.
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You live for garbage, you live for dressing
Original Lyrics:
Beautiful garbage, beautiful dresses
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You want a part of me, well I'm not selling sheep.
Original Lyrics:
You want a part of me, well I'm not selling cheap.
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You want a part of me
But I'm not selling sheep.
But I'm not selling sheep.
Original Lyrics:
You want a part of me
But I'm not selling cheap.
But I'm not selling cheap.
"Celebrity Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You want a part of me
Well I'm a sailing sheep.
Well I'm a sailing sheep.
Original Lyrics:
You want a part of me
Well I'm not selling cheap.
Well I'm not selling cheap.
"Credit In The Straight World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I lost a Lego overnight.
Original Lyrics:
I lost a leg, I lost an eye.
"Doll Parts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He only loves those gigs because he loves to see their breaks.
Original Lyrics:
He only loves those things because he loves to see them break.
"Doll Parts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am doll arms
Big veins
Dull babe.
Big veins
Dull babe.
Original Lyrics:
I am doll arms
Big veins
Dog bait.
Big veins
Dog bait.
"Doll Parts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think it's so real
or
I think I'm sorry
or
I think I'm sorry
Original Lyrics:
I fake it so real
"Doll Parts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's stabs one knife
For the rest of my life.
For the rest of my life.
Original Lyrics:
It stands for knife
For the rest of my life.
For the rest of my life.
"Doll Parts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's dance for life
For the rest of my life
For the rest of my life
Original Lyrics:
It stands for knife
For the rest of my life
For the rest of my life
"Doll Parts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's prance for life
On your ass, for my life!
On your ass, for my life!
Original Lyrics:
It stands for knife
For the rest of my life
For the rest of my life
"Doll Parts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some day you will break like I break.
Original Lyrics:
Some day you will ache like I ache.
"Doll Parts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some day you will egg-la-ga-aay
Original Lyrics:
Some day you will ache like I ache
"Doll Parts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday you will eat like I ate
Original Lyrics:
Someday you will ache like I ache
"Doll Parts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, you will bake like I bake.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, you will ache like I ache.
"Doll Parts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, you will look like something I ate.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, you will ache like I ache.
"Gold Dust Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Godless Germans
or
One last challenge
or
One last challenge
Original Lyrics:
Heartless challenge
"Gold Dust Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a major fly, major breakdown
Original Lyrics:
Did she make you cry, make you breakdown?
"Gold Dust Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock on gold dust woman,
take yourself to school and dig your grave
take yourself to school and dig your grave
Original Lyrics:
Rock on gold dust woman,
take your silver spoon and dig your grave
take your silver spoon and dig your grave
"Gutless" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll eat us who eat the virus
Sleep with me, wake up alive.
Sleep with me, wake up alive.
Original Lyrics:
Elitists who eat the virus
Sleep with me, wake up alive.
Sleep with me, wake up alive.
"Gutless" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the Ebola virus
Sleep with me, wake up, and die.
Sleep with me, wake up, and die.
Original Lyrics:
Elitists who eat the virus
Sleep with me, wake up alive.
Sleep with me, wake up alive.
"Gutless" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the ebola virus,
Sleep with me wake up and die
Sleep with me wake up and die
Original Lyrics:
Elitists who eat the virus
Sleep with me wake up alive
Sleep with me wake up alive
"Happy Ending Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, for every evil dumb lizard
Original Lyrics:
Hey, for every evil, I'm lazy
"Happy Ending Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The grace is sloth, the grace's swan.
Original Lyrics:
The grace is lost, the grace is won.
"Hit So Hard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw God, just one big shiny flash car.
Original Lyrics:
I saw God, just one big shining flash, God.
"Hit So Hard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just one big shiny black eye.
Original Lyrics:
Just one big shiny flash, aaahhh.
"I Think That I Would Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She lost all her inner sense.
Original Lyrics:
She lost all her innocence.
"Jennifer's Body" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because, you down, from a tree
Original Lyrics:
He cuts, you down, from a tree
"Jennifer's Body" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The weasels of Jennifer's body
Original Lyrics:
The pieces of Jennifer's body
"Malibu" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I knew not to tear you apart.
Original Lyrics:
And I knew love would tear you apart.
"Malibu" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sun goes down, I walk into the ways
Original Lyrics:
And the sun goes down, I walk into the waves
"Malibu" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sun goes down and washes him away
or
And the sun goes down, I walk into the waves
or
And the sun goes down, I watch you do the wave
or
And the sun goes down, I watch you do the wave
Original Lyrics:
And the sun goes down, I watch you slip away
"Malibu" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hail me please, bring the sorrow from your eyes
Original Lyrics:
Help me please, burn the sorrow from your eyes
"Malibu" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How are you so fun, with your belly on fire
Original Lyrics:
How are you so burnt, when you're barely on fire
"Malibu" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How are you sulfur, with you're barely on fire.
Original Lyrics:
How are you so burnt, when you're barely on fire.
"Malibu" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ocean blue
All the stars explode tonight.
All the stars explode tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Crash and burn
All the stars explode tonight.
All the stars explode tonight.
"Malibu" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh shins of angels
Oh shins of stars
Oh shins of stars
Original Lyrics:
Oceans of angels
Oceans of stars
Oceans of stars
"Malibu" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black shampoo
or
Bash and churn
or
Smash and turn
or
Smash and turn
Original Lyrics:
Crash and burn
"Miss World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Miss Twirled, somebody furl me!
or
I'm Miss swirl, somebody hurl me!
or
I'm unfurled, somebody thrill me!
or
I'm unfurled, somebody thrill me!
Original Lyrics:
I'm Miss World, somebody kill me!
"My Beautiful Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
He had lose his hair
Original Lyrics:
He had ribbons in his hair
"Northern Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Praying to the worm that swallows
Original Lyrics:
Praying to the wound that swallows
"Northern Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The ghost that haunts you in the shower.
Original Lyrics:
The ghost that haunts you in the sorrow.
"Old Age"
Misheard Lyrics:
What was she? A ballerina?
Original Lyrics:
What was she for Halloween?
"Pale Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like her own, your pale blue eyes
or
Look around, your pale blue eyes
or
Look around, your pale blue eyes
Original Lyrics:
Linger on, your pale blue eyes
"Petals" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The fire burns the flesh,
destroy the best tomato sauce
destroy the best tomato sauce
Original Lyrics:
The fire burns the flesh,
destroy the best, it made us old
destroy the best, it made us old
"Phonebill Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's the bimbo playing on the damn phone?!
Original Lyrics:
She's a bimbo playing on the damn phone.
"Plump" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a liar and a witch child
Original Lyrics:
Like a liar at a witch trial
"Pretty On The Inside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slut-kiss-girl, did you promise her smack?
Original Lyrics:
Slut-kiss-girls, won't you promise her smack?
"Rock Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you do with a rebel in the shower?
Original Lyrics:
What do you do with a revolution?
"She Walks Over Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrie, Carrie
Please come here.
Please come here.
Original Lyrics:
Kitty, kitty
Please come here.
Please come here.
"She Walks Over Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimmie, gimmie
Doesn't get.
Doesn't get.
Original Lyrics:
Kitty, Kitty
Please come here.
Please come here.
"Softer, Softest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He forgets the guilt
Original Lyrics:
Pee girl gets the belt
"Softer, Softest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a blister from
F***ing everything I see
F***ing everything I see
Original Lyrics:
I've got a blister from
Touching everything I see
Touching everything I see
"Softer, Softest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gotten blisters from
F*cking every guy I meet
F*cking every guy I meet
Original Lyrics:
I've got a blister from
Touching everything I see
Touching everything I see
"Softer, Softest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vegan gets the pork,
It only makes me whine
It only makes me whine
Original Lyrics:
Pee girl gets the belt,
The old milk makes me mind
The old milk makes me mind
"Use Once And Destroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, when they come for you, just say you don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I will come for you, just say you aren't there.
"Violet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sky was made of M & M's
Original Lyrics:
And the sky was made of amethyst
"Violet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sky was made of M&M's.
Original Lyrics:
And the sky was made of amethyst.
"Violet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sky was made of apple pips
Original Lyrics:
And the sky was made of amethyst
"Violet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sky was made of camel piss
Original Lyrics:
And the sky was made of amethyst
"Violet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the stars were all like little fish
Original Lyrics:
And all the stars look just like little fish
"Violet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Might last a day
minus forever
minus forever
Original Lyrics:
Might last a day
mine is forever
mine is forever
"Violet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My baggages,
Mine is forever
Mine is forever
Original Lyrics:
Might last a day, yeah
Mine is forever
Mine is forever
"Violet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My bassinet, Mine is forever
Original Lyrics:
Might last a day, mine is forever
"Violet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My life's a dare.
Original Lyrics:
Might last a day.
I thought the line "my life's a dare" was brilliant and was so bummed to learn what it really was.
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