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There are 61 misheard song lyrics for Hide on amIright currently.
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"50% and 50%"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef
Original Lyrics:
Fifty fifty fifty fifty fifty fifty fifty fifty fifty fifty fifty fifty
"Beauty & Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anata konomi, no sex tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Anata konomi, no sixty-nine.
"Beauty & Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dip my Yan Yan.
Original Lyrics:
I give my gun gun.
"Beauty & Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I pee pee, still pee.
Original Lyrics:
Beauty and stupid
"Beauty & Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this a porn show?
Original Lyrics:
Is this love potion?
"Beauty & Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I shoot my nipple in the momo no lau.
Original Lyrics:
Namie shiranai futari no mama nara.
"Beauty & Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuck in the door baby amai WANA ni.
Original Lyrics:
Sakete tooreme amai WANA ni
"Beauty & Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my function
You're a girl and I'm a singer.
You're a girl and I'm a singer.
Original Lyrics:
Is this love potion?
You've got love machine gun.
You've got love machine gun.
"Dice"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** you!
Original Lyrics:
Up to you!
"Dice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love you
Original Lyrics:
Up to you
"Dice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want some football dice away.
Original Lyrics:
Once and for all dice away.
"Dice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want some football
Dies away.
Dies away.
Original Lyrics:
Once and for all
Dice away.
Dice away.
"Drink Or Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don't care, just want wee.
Original Lyrics:
But I don't care, just wanna drink.
"Drink Or Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me Idaho.
Original Lyrics:
Give me alcohol.
"Drink Or Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the f***ing fistful wait.
Original Lyrics:
D.O.D., f***in,' it's my way.
"Drink or Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shave your head
Shave your head.
Shave your head.
Original Lyrics:
Shake your head
Shake my head.
Shake my head.
"Electric Cucumber"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on your hands and knees
Like some rubber c*** up your nose, strip tease.
Like some rubber c*** up your nose, strip tease.
Original Lyrics:
Crawling on my hands and knees
Like a rubber cockroach in a strip tease.
Like a rubber cockroach in a strip tease.
"Electric Cucumber"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could that be?
Original Lyrics:
Come to Daddy.
"Electric Cucumber"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like some rubber c*** up tonight,(con) 'stricted.
Original Lyrics:
Like a rubber cockroach in a strip tease.
"Electric Cucumber"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rubber, leather, BBC
Original Lyrics:
Rubber, leather, PVC
"Electric Cucumber"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you like some rubber c***a tonight, strip tease?
Original Lyrics:
Like a rubber cockroach in a strip tease.
"Electric Cucumber"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know just what I want
Not too wet.
Not too wet.
Original Lyrics:
You know just what I want
So do it.
So do it.
"Eyes Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes hump you.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes love you.
"Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fishes of sadness
Original Lyrics:
Pieces of sadness
"Genkai Haretsu"
Misheard Lyrics:
C'est la vie
Original Lyrics:
Therapy
"Genkai Haretsu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celery
Original Lyrics:
Therapy
"Genkai Haretsu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Centipede
Original Lyrics:
Therapy
"Genkai Haretsu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salad bean
Original Lyrics:
Therapy
"Genkai Haretsu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Syrupy
Original Lyrics:
Therapy
"Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't find the way
Because of all the whiny loads.
Because of all the whiny loads.
Original Lyrics:
If you can't find the way
Ikutsumono winding roads.
Ikutsumono winding roads.
"Hi-Ho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, I wish you were dead.
Original Lyrics:
Mawaru uchuude
"Inside The Pervert Mound"
Misheard Lyrics:
She can twist my n**s like wires.
Original Lyrics:
She can twist my thoughts like wires.
"Leather Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
To wear a cowboy hat instead
Original Lyrics:
Tsura no kawahagase
"Lemoned I Scream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel like a dry chicken on a rainy day.
Original Lyrics:
Feel like a treasure game on a rainy day.
"Lemoned I Scream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling kinda stupid, then I let it go
Original Lyrics:
Feel like a treasure game on a rainy day
Matsumoto Hideto--known to almost everyone as 'hide', spelt his name with a *lowercase* h, rather then a capital one. Unfortunately, this site will display it as uppercase due to formatting issues.
"Lemoned I Scream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fell asleep on the gay.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a sweet poison cake.
"Lemoned I Scream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was gonna terch it.
Original Lyrics:
I was gonna touch it.
"Lemoned I Scream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a feeling in my head
It's a lemon lemon lemoned ice cream.
It's a lemon lemon lemoned ice cream.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a feeling in my hand
It's a lemon lemon lemoned I scream.
It's a lemon lemon lemoned I scream.
"Lemoned I Scream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got sweet b***s of Gackt.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a sweet poison cake.
"Misery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay free from Italy.
Original Lyrics:
Stay free my misery.
"Misery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay free, my Italy.
Original Lyrics:
Stay free, my misery.
"Oblaat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye, bye
Original Lyrics:
Blind bird
"Oblaat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, bite my friends.
Original Lyrics:
Never mind my friends.
"Pink Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't worry Sugihara.
Original Lyrics:
Touri sugitara
"Pink Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink spider, Itchy China.
Original Lyrics:
Pink spider, 'itkitai naa'.
"Pink Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink spider, it's China.
Original Lyrics:
Pink spider 'ikitai naa'.
"Pink Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink spider, itchy China.
Original Lyrics:
Pink spider, 'ikitai naa'.
"Pink Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink spider, mo da me daaaa.
Original Lyrics:
Pink Spider 'iki tainaa'
"Pink Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink spider, spider
Original Lyrics:
Pink spider, shippai da
"Pose"
Misheard Lyrics:
B***s, b***s, everythin' b***s
Original Lyrics:
Pose, pose, everythin' pose
"Pose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants to pee so potty!
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants to be somebody!
"Pose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everythin' toast
Original Lyrics:
Everythin' pose
"Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ebony tuna!
Tell me how I should feel.
Tell me how I should feel.
Original Lyrics:
And I need to know
Tell me how I should I see the light.
Tell me how I should I see the light.
"Psyche"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody got to be my
Judging Judy.
Judging Judy.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody got to be my
Judge and jury.
Judge and jury.
"Rocket Dive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrate!
or
Accelerate!
or
Accelerate!
Original Lyrics:
Sail away!
"Rocket Dive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come let me go, let me show mother f***er
Come let me go, let me blow, mother f***er.
Come let me go, let me blow, mother f***er.
Original Lyrics:
Come and go let me show my rocket
Come and go let me blow my rocket.
Come and go let me blow my rocket.
Did anyone else notice that the intro for this is the same as Kiss' Rocket Ride?
"Rocket Dive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come let me go, let me show my latte
Come let me go, let me blow my latte!
Come let me go, let me blow my latte!
Original Lyrics:
Come and go let me show my rocket
Come and go let me blow my rocket.
Come and go let me blow my rocket.
"Rocket Dive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watashi no own booger.
Original Lyrics:
Nokoshi no onpu ga.
"Space Monkey Punks From Japan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fan-Jankies freak out from f***ing their way into your room.
Original Lyrics:
Fun-junkies straight out of Tokyo into your room.
"Space Monkey Punks From Japan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some shiny little sack of lies
Original Lyrics:
Some shiny little satellite
"Space Monkey Punks From Japan"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're trailer trash with garbage cans.
Original Lyrics:
Surf the radio waves with garbage cans.
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