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There are 96 misheard song lyrics for Herman's Hermits on amIright currently.

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"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese and mustard avoid
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid.
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a muscular boy.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid.
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a muscular boy.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid.
Please note: Gerry & The Pacemakers never recorded this.
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular Boyd
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular boy, a complete impossiblilty.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid, a complete impossiblity.
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular boy.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid.
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular boy
A complete impossibility.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid
A complete impossibility.
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular boy
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus must have heard Freud
or
She's a muscular droid
or
She's a muscular droid
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular void
A complete impossibility.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid
A complete impossibility.
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular void
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a mustard boy
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a natural boy, a complete impossibility
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid, a complete impossibility
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a nut to a boy, a complete impossiblilty.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid, a complete impossiblity.
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so much of a boy.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid.
"A Must to Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a master of Freud
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid.
"A Must to Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular boy - a complete impossibility
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid...
"A Must to Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's too much for a boy, a complete impossibility
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid, a complete impossiblity.
"A Must to Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's turned back to a boy, a complete impossibility
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid, a complete impossiblity
"Dandy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you congregate the bars
Original Lyrics:
And you can't escape the past
"Dandy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackin' up the ladies
Original Lyrics:
Chattin' up the ladies
"Hold On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And tell the whole world
"No, she's mine!"
Original Lyrics:
And let the whole world
Know she's mine
"I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aye, Henry ate my hand
Original Lyrics:
I'm Henry the 8th I am
"I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Enemy the Eighth, I am, I am.
Original Lyrics:
Henry the Eighth, I am, I am.
"I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Henry of the Apes I am
Original Lyrics:
I am Henry the Eighth I am
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Henry the Ape, I am
or
I met her in the eighth I am
or
I met her in the eighth I am
Original Lyrics:
I'm Henry the Eighth I am
Was originally written in 1911
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Henry the Acorn Man.
Original Lyrics:
I am Henry the Eighth, I am.
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Henry the Egg I am
Original Lyrics:
I am Henry the Eighth I am
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a rich old man,
I'm Henry, Henry the Eighth I am
Original Lyrics:
I'm her eighth old man,
I'm Henry, Henry the Eighth I am
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a ripe old man
I'm Hen-r-y!
Original Lyrics:
I'm her eighth old man
I'm Hen-r-y!
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm entering the ice, I am.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Henry the Eighth, I am.
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm really with the 'H' I am
Really with the 'H' I am, I am.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am.
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It would'nt be a worry or a sin.
Original Lyrics:
I wouldn't be a Willie or a Sam.
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She wouldn't have a willow on a stand
Original Lyrics:
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She wouldn't tup a Willy or a Sam.
Original Lyrics:
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam.
"I'm Into Something Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked the seal next week
Original Lyrics:
I asked to see her next week
"I'm Into Something Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew it couldn't be Chester, Juan, and Stan.
Original Lyrics:
I knew it couldn't be just a one-night stand.
"I'm Into Something Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew it couldn't be Mr. On Nightstand.
Original Lyrics:
I knew it couldn't be just a one-night stand.
"I'm Into Something Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to hold Reggie in my hand
Original Lyrics:
I walked her home and she held my hand
"I'm Into Something Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I asked to see her next week
And she taught me haiku.
Original Lyrics:
So I asked to see her next week
And she told me I could.
"I'm Into Something Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something kills me
Original Lyrics:
Something tells me
"I'm Into Something Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something tells me I'm in for something good.
Original Lyrics:
Something tells me I'm into something good.
"I'm Into Something Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something tells me I'm into comfort food
Original Lyrics:
Something tells me I'm into something good
"I'm Into Something Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something tells me I'm into southern dudes
Original Lyrics:
Something tells me I'm into something good
"I'm Into Something Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's something special all the time
Original Lyrics:
There's something special on my mind
"Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to shop with her on something rare.
Original Lyrics:
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
"Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs Brown, you've got a lovely daughter
Girls with chartruce hair are something rare
Original Lyrics:
Mrs Brown, you've got a lovely daughter
Girls as sharp as her are something rare
"Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs Brown, you've got an ugly daughter
Girls as fat as her are something rare.
Original Lyrics:
Mrs Brown, you've got a lovely daughter
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
"Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, to shop with her is something rare.
Original Lyrics:
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls with short-cropped hair are something rare.
Original Lyrics:
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd go down on my knees but it's no use goin' down.
Original Lyrics:
I'd go down on my knees but it's no good to pine.
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls are sharp and bent on something rare.
Original Lyrics:
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls who shop like her are something rare
Original Lyrics:
Girls as sharp as her are something rare
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls with chartruce hair are something rare.
Original Lyrics:
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to shop with her is something rare
Original Lyrics:
Girls as sharp as her are something rare
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If she finds that I've been drowned to sea-o
Tell her that I well and doing fine.
Original Lyrics:
If she finds that I've been 'round to see her
Tell her that I'm well and doing fine.
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Brown, you've got an ugly doctor.
Original Lyrics:
Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter.
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Brown, you've got to love your daughter.
Original Lyrics:
Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter.
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking about even in a cloud, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Walking about even in a crowd, well...
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking about even in a crowd
Well, your p***er out, makes a bloke feel so proud.
Original Lyrics:
Walking about even in a crowd
Well, you'll pick her out, makes a bloke feel so proud.
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter
Girls with chartreuse hair are something rare.
Original Lyrics:
Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
"Must To Avoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular boy, a complete impossibility.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid, a complete impossibility.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A terrorist house in a mean street back of town.
Original Lyrics:
A terraced house in a mean street back of town.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A terrorist house in a mill street back of town
Original Lyrics:
A terraced house in a mean street back of town
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A terrorist's house in a mean street back of town.
Original Lyrics:
A terraced house in a mean street back of town.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house in the main street part of town
Becomes a shrine when I think of you only
Just to put you down.
Original Lyrics:
And all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house in a mean street back of town
Becomes a shrine when I think of you only
Just two up, two down.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind the door where mother brings the screen
Original Lyrics:
Behind the door where my love reigned as queen.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind the door where my love raised a scream.
Original Lyrics:
Behind the door where my love reigned as Queen.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind the door where my love raised the screen.
Original Lyrics:
Behind the door where my love reigned as queen.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house and a mystery factory cow
Original Lyrics:
But all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house in a mean street back of town
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But all that's left is to play rock and roll me
A tenent house in a mean street back of town.
Original Lyrics:
But all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house in a mean street back of town.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How could they know that Palestine had been
Behind the door where Mama's vengenace at queen?
Original Lyrics:
How could they know the palace there had been
Behind the door where my love reigned as queen?
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It comes to shine when I think of you only
Original Lyrics:
Becomes a shrine when I think of you only
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems to coincide.
Original Lyrics:
It seems a common sight.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to hunt you down
Original Lyrics:
Just two up, two down
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No milk today
It wasn't always so
The company was gay
He turn I.e. today.
Original Lyrics:
No milk today
It wasn't always so
The company was gay
We turn night into day.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bottle stands alone, the symbol of the dog
Original Lyrics:
The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bottle stands for log
A symbol of the dog.
Original Lyrics:
The bottle stands forlorn
A symbol of the dawn.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bottle stands for love, a symbol of the door
Original Lyrics:
The bottle stands for love, a symbol of the dawn
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bottle stands for love
A symbol of the dove.
Original Lyrics:
The bottle stands forlorn
A symbol of the dawn.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The buckets ask for love
As simple as the dog.
Original Lyrics:
The bottle stands forlorn
A symbol of the dawn.
"She's a Must to Avoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular boyuu
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid
"Silhouettes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me in or else I'll wee down your door.
Original Lyrics:
Let me in or else I'll beat down your door.
"Silhouttes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oliver daze
Two silhouettes on the shade.
Original Lyrics:
All of our days
Two silhouettes on the shade.
"Something Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something tells me I’m into sausage, dude
Original Lyrics:
Something tells me I’m into something good
"There's A Kind Of Hush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a can of crush all over the world
Original Lyrics:
There's a kind of hush all over the world
"There's A Kind Of Hush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a can of fish all over the world tonight
Original Lyrics:
There's a kind of hush all over the world tonight
"There's A Kind Of Hush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a can of fish
All over the world tonight.
Original Lyrics:
There's a kind of hush
All over the world tonight.
"There's A Kind Of Hush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a can of hash all over the world.
Original Lyrics:
There's a kind of hush all over the world.
"There's A Kind of Hush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a can of flesh all over the world tonight
Original Lyrics:
There's a kind of hush all over the world tonight
"There's A Kind of Hush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a kind of love all over the world tonight
or
There's a kind of rush all over the world tonight
or
There's a kind of rush all over the world tonight
Original Lyrics:
There's a kind of hush all over the world tonight
"There's a Kind of Hush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a can to crush all over the world
Original Lyrics:
There's a kind of hush all over the world
"Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go watching 'bout history.
Original Lyrics:
Don't know much about history.

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