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There are 18 misheard song lyrics for Hed P.E. on amIright currently.
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"Bartender"
I just want your company
I want you to come for me, just come for me.
I just want your company
I want you to comfort me, just comfort me.
"Bartender"
Up in the end zone, bitin' unaccountable
Up in the end zone, bitin' on the collarbone
We got him again
Oh man, f***ing b****! Sh**.
In the garden of heathens
Oh, man f*** confession!
Banjo boy, monkey soup man.
Move in from the right to see that m*****f***er
Makin' less money than a dance hall teacher.
G.I. Joe boy, monkey suit man
Shamu 5-0 flatfoot m*****f***er
Makin' less money than a damn school teacher.
This submission comes from a bad lyric site.
Turn of the century, age of a microwave
One on the commode, one's f***in' decayed.
Turn of the century, age of a microwave
One foot on the moon, one foot in a cave.
I found the picture at the bottom of my closet.
I found a way to wrap around all of my problems.
"I Got You"
Ha-gochu! Ha-gochu!
I got you! I got you!
"Jesus (of Nazareth)"
I'm afraid of the crucifix that ain't on my wall.
I'm afraid of the crucifix hanging on my wall.
"Killing Time"
Lookin' for that quick fix and tweekin' all night.
Lookin' for that quick fix and drinkin' all night.
I'm sorry I couldn't erupt too.
I'm sorry I couldn't live up to.
Checkin' my teeth for a living
Checkin' my I.D. for a living
I took a s*** on your shoulder.
What's with that chip on your shoulder?
Tired of dealin' with the B-I-G-P-O-P-P-ar Dee.
Tired of dealin' with the P-I-G-C-O-W-A-R-D.
"Stevie"
C'mon I'm not that f*cked up,
I'm not little stinkin Wardner, whatever
C'mon I'm not deaf or dumb,
I'm not little Stevie Wonder, whatever
1, 2, 3, f*ck it up
1, 2, 3, suck it up
"T**s, C**ts, Bong Hits"
and the n***a G-Love, where he's at, nobody know
and the n***a TiLo, where he's at, nobody know
TiLo, a.k.a. Timothy Murray was a former member of hed pe who eventually joined Methods of Mayhem.
"The Meadow"
All those busters hang around you.
All those posters hang around you.
"Waiting To Die"
I f***ed your sister!
I f*** the system!