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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for PJ Harvey that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 25 misheard song lyrics for PJ Harvey on amIright currently.

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"50 Foot Queenie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
50 foot teeny
Original Lyrics:
50 foot queenie
"A Perfect Day, Elise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't look, you can't look, you can touch...
Could think of nothing but a late release
Original Lyrics:
He got lucky, got lucky one time...
He could think of nothing but her name, Elise
"Big Exit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby baby, ain't it true
That I'm in water, when I'm with you
Original Lyrics:
Baby, baby
Ain't it true?
I'm immortal
When I'm with you.
"Big Exit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, baby
Ain't it true?
I'm in mordor
When I'm with you.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, baby
Ain't it true?
I'm immortal
When I'm with you.
"Big Exit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl's crazy
Original Lyrics:
This world's crazy
"Catherine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Catherine Tremoloada
You've murdered my thinking.
Original Lyrics:
Catherine de Barra
You've murdered my thinking.
"Child Of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have no time for a*** love.
Original Lyrics:
I have no time for hate or love.
"Claudine The Inflatable One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Claudine your boozing made a belch
I watched you talk babe don't forget
Original Lyrics:
Claudine je vous aimais la belle
I washed your dog babe don't forget
"Claudine The Inflatable One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna get into your saggy, saggy skin.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna get into your sack'a sack'a of skin.
"Down By The Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Hump that man and bring me my daughter.
Original Lyrics:
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, man, give me my daughter.
"Horses In My Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have pooed myself again.
Original Lyrics:
I have pulled myself clear.
"Long Snake Moan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is my Buddah walking?
Original Lyrics:
Is my woodoo working?
"My Beautiful Leah" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I never lose my mind, the last words she said...
Original Lyrics:
It never leaves my mind, the last words she said...
"No Child Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have no time for a*** love.
Original Lyrics:
I have no time for hate or love.
"No Child Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have no time for a*** love.
Original Lyrics:
I have no time for hate or love.
"No Girl So Sweet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was I to weep, was I for Charles?
Original Lyrics:
Was I too weak, was I a child?
"O Stella" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baseball heroes only
Original Lyrics:
A place for heros only
"O Stella" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I baste my heros slowly
Original Lyrics:
A place for heros only
"Sheela Na Gig" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put money in your Idaho
Original Lyrics:
Put money in your idle hole
"Sheela Na Gig" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shit on me, dude
Shit on me,
dude exhibitionist
Original Lyrics:
Sheela na gig
Sheela na gig
You exhibitionist
"Sheela-Na-Gig" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't agree, she don't agree
You act so dangerous.
Original Lyrics:
Sheela-Na-Gig, Sheela-Na-Gig
You exhibitionist.
"Sheela-Na-Gig" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheela-Na-Gig, Sheela-Na-Gig
You ain't so vicious.
Original Lyrics:
Sheela-Na-Gig, Sheela-Na-Gig
You exhibitionist.
"Teclo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just let me ride on his face for a while
Original Lyrics:
Just let me ride on his grace for a while
"Teclo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just let me ride on his grapes for a while
Original Lyrics:
Just let me ride on his grace for a while
"This Is Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe life's so compressed
When I just wanna sit here and watch you address
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe life's so complex
When I just wanna sit here and watch you undress

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