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There are 37 misheard song lyrics for Harvey Danger on amIright currently.
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"Carlotta Valdez"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll get you.
Original Lyrics:
Let her go, Jim.
"Carlotta Valdez"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it go Jim
Original Lyrics:
Let her go Jim
"Carlotta Valdez"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you!
Original Lyrics:
Let her go, Jim.
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I'm in here
Original Lyrics:
'cause I'm in hell
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't even own MTV
Original Lyrics:
And I don't even own a TV
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's a sin to look this well.
Original Lyrics:
And it's a sin to live this well.
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you're bought then you're boring
Original Lyrics:
But if you're bored then you're boring
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fingertips like mameries I can't forget the curves of your body
Original Lyrics:
Fingertips have memories I can't forget the curves of your body
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like a story
But if you're boring you're boring!
But if you're boring you're boring!
Original Lyrics:
Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring.
But if you're bored then you're boring.
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like a story
But if you're poor then you're boring!
But if you're poor then you're boring!
Original Lyrics:
Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring.
But if you're bored then you're boring.
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the voices in my head.
I swear to God it sounds like their snoring.
Can they get any boring?
I swear to God it sounds like their snoring.
Can they get any boring?
Original Lyrics:
Hear the voices in my head
I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring
I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I envisioned a religion
Original Lyrics:
I had visions, I was in them
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had visions, I was in
The mountains lookin' into a mirror.
The mountains lookin' into a mirror.
Original Lyrics:
I had visions, I was in them
I was lookin' into the mirror.
I was lookin' into the mirror.
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sell cars 'cause I'm in Hell
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot 'cause I'm in Hell
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smoke pot 'cause I'm in hell
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot 'cause I'm in hell
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna publish scenes,
and rage against machines
and rage against machines
Original Lyrics:
I wanna publish 'zines,
and rage against machines
and rage against machines
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Nazi, but I'm not well
Original Lyrics:
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm mostly all but well
Original Lyrics:
I'm not sick but I'm not well
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not sick but I'm not wet
Original Lyrics:
I'm not sick but I'm not well
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm nursing but I'm not well
Original Lyrics:
I'm not sick but I'm not well
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm running on the ground with some whores (look at them whores).
Original Lyrics:
I'm running underground with the moles (diggin' holes).
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm running up the flagpole some more,
Human gore
Human gore
or
I'm running up the flagpole some more,
silly whores.
silly whores.
or
I'm running up the flagpole some more,
silly whores.
silly whores.
Original Lyrics:
I'm running underground with the moles,
Digging holes
Digging holes
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm running up the flagpole with some more
Original Lyrics:
I'm running underground with the moles
I automatically thought that because of the title that the lyric had something to do with flagpoles. Wrong! (Note: the word flagpole is actually mentioned earlier in the song, namely near the end of the first verse.)
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so high 'cause I'm in Hell
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot 'cause I'm in Hell
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
My coffee got the cursied body
And when I feel a bit naughty
I'm runnin' up the flagpole and sit
Who still looks, but no one ever does!
And when I feel a bit naughty
I'm runnin' up the flagpole and sit
Who still looks, but no one ever does!
Original Lyrics:
Mine can't forget the curves of your body
And when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flagpole and see
Who salutes, but no one ever does.
And when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flagpole and see
Who salutes, but no one ever does.
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paaa... (I’m not sick) ba-da pa paaaa!
Original Lyrics:
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in a hospital for nerds
Original Lyrics:
Put me in a hospital for nerves
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
The agony and the ion ease.
They're killin' me. A-a-a-rgh!
They're killin' me. A-a-a-rgh!
Original Lyrics:
The agony and the irony.
They're killin' me. Whoa!
They're killin' me. Whoa!
"Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who still looks, but no one ever does.
Original Lyrics:
Who salutes, but no one ever does.
"Loyalty BLDG" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Virgin Mary swam to die
Original Lyrics:
Slow to marry, swift to die
"Meeting With Remarkable Men" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell 'em don't be proud
Don't be f***in' proud'!!!
Don't be f***in' proud'!!!
Original Lyrics:
Just because it's 'meta'
Doesn't make it any better.
Doesn't make it any better.
"Old Hat"
Misheard Lyrics:
She can knock me back like a chair.
Original Lyrics:
She can knock me back like a champ.
"Save It For Later"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black Aaron says he sees a rotten crew.
Original Lyrics:
Black air and seven seas are rotten through.
"Save It For Later"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crackwhore, but I don't mean my mother.
Original Lyrics:
Cry cry, but I don't need my mother.
"Save It for Later"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crack high but I don't need my mother
Original Lyrics:
Cry, cry, but I don't need my mother
"Wolly Muffler"
Misheard Lyrics:
France will turn against you.
Original Lyrics:
Friends will turn against you.
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