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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> H -> The Harry Simeone Chorale
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Harry Simeone Chorale that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 28 misheard song lyrics for The Harry Simeone Chorale on amIright currently.
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"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Misheard Lyrics:
A saurasaur, dancing in the sky,
With a tail as big as a kite.
With a tail as big as a kite.
Original Lyrics:
A star, a star, dancing in the night,
With a tail as big as a kite.
With a tail as big as a kite.
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen and do what I say
Original Lyrics:
Listen to what I say
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick the knife into the little lamb.
Original Lyrics:
Said the night wind to the little lamb...
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick the knife into the little lamb
Do you hear what I hear?
Do you hear what I hear?
Original Lyrics:
Said the night wind to the little lamb,
'Do you hear what I hear?'
'Do you hear what I hear?'
"Little Drummer Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a poor boy too, barak obama
I have no gift to bring, barak obama
That's fit to give the King, barak obama 'rak obama 'rak obama
I have no gift to bring, barak obama
That's fit to give the King, barak obama 'rak obama 'rak obama
Original Lyrics:
I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum
I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That's fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That's fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
"Little Drummer Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a poor toy boo, Barranco Dapán
I have no gifts to bring, Barranco Dapán
That's fit to give to the King, Barranco Dapán
Barranco Dapán
Barranco Dapán
I have no gifts to bring, Barranco Dapán
That's fit to give to the King, Barranco Dapán
Barranco Dapán
Barranco Dapán
Original Lyrics:
I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum
I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That's fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum
I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That's fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum
"Little Drummer Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary smiled at me, pa pom pom pom pom.
Original Lyrics:
Then He smiled at me, pa pom pom pom pom.
"Little Drummer Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
My rumpa-bum-bum
Original Lyrics:
Ba-rumpa-pum-pum
This song is NOT 'Traditional.' It was originally titled "Carol of the Drum" and written in 1941 by pianist Katherine K. Davis based on a traditional Czech carol.
"Little Drummer Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shall I pay for you?
Original Lyrics:
Shall I play for you?
"Little Drummer Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The oxen laughed at times, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.
Original Lyrics:
The ox and lambs kept time, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.
"Little Drummer Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Very naughty, bah-rump-ba-bum-bum.
Original Lyrics:
Mary nodded, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.
"Sing Of A Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Krispus, Krispus, Krispus
Original Lyrics:
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas
"The Little Drummer Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a newborn, too
Original Lyrics:
I am a poor boy, too
"The Little Drummer Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a po' boy too
Original Lyrics:
I am a poor boy too
"The Little Drummer Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a po'boy too
Original Lyrics:
I am a poor boy too
"The Little Drummer Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a porker, too.
Original Lyrics:
I am a poor girl, too.
"The Little Drummer Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a pull toy too
Original Lyrics:
I am a poor boy too
"The Little Drummer Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a tour bus too
Original Lyrics:
I am a poor boy too
"The Little Drummer Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's it to give our King
Original Lyrics:
That's fit to give our King
"The Little Drummer Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's s*** to give our King
Original Lyrics:
That's fit to give our King
"The Little Drummer Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Alps have landing time.
Original Lyrics:
The ox and lamb kept time.
"The Little Drummer Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The R.P.M. kept time! (logical, if a hot rod)
Original Lyrics:
The ox and lamb kept time.
"The Little Drummer Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The umps and lambs kept time
Original Lyrics:
The ox and lamb kept time.
"The Little Drummer Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The umps and lambs kept time
Original Lyrics:
The ox and lamb kept time
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