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There are 20 misheard song lyrics for Rolf Harris on amIright currently.
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"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Tidy kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down sport
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Tidy kangaroo downs, sport.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Tidy kangaroo transport.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Tie me kangaroo downpour.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Tie me kangaroo downspout.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Tiny kangaroo dance, sport.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Tiny kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down sport
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Tiny kangaroo down spot
Tie me kangaroo down, Sport.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Tiny kangaroo down, Sport
Tie me kangaroo down sport
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Tiny kangaroo down, spot
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Tiny kangaroo downsport
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Tiny kingwood down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Song is from 1960, not 50-anything
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Try me annal lube down, whore
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"anal" and "whore" are not obscenities; sometimes they are just considered inappropriate words. Therefore there is no need to censor them with asterisks.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Try me kangaroo down pour.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" (MP3)
Let me elbows go loose.
Let me Abos go loose.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" (MP3)
Let me emus go loose, Lou.
or
They're of no further use, Lou.
Let me Abos go loose, Bruce.
'Abo' is a slang term, now considered derogatory and an ethnic slur, referring to Australian Aborigines. This verse caused the song to be banned in Singapore. 'Emus' (large flightless Australian birds) fits the song better, as the other verses a all about native Australian animals. It also has the advantage of not being racist.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" (MP3)
Tiny kangaroo--down, sport!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" (MP3)
Watch me wallaby's feet, mate.
Watch me wallabies feed, mate.
"Two Little Boys"
As his young play date said
As his young playmate said
"Two Little Boys"
Up goes a shout, a whore dashes out
Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out
