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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hall & Oates that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 327 misheard song lyrics for Hall & Oates on amIright currently.

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"Adult Education"
Misheard Lyrics:
Afternoon in the phone room
or
Afternoon by the full moon
Original Lyrics:
Afternoon in the homeroom
"Adult Education"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kodiak! Kodiak!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
"Adult Education"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to imitate their gyros
Original Lyrics:
Trying to imitate their heroes
"Adult Education"
Misheard Lyrics:
What they need is a dull education
Original Lyrics:
What they need is adult education
"Adult Education"
Misheard Lyrics:
What we need is dumb education
Original Lyrics:
What we need is adult education
"Cab Driver"
Misheard Lyrics:
Half-brother, take me home.
Original Lyrics:
Cab driver, take me home.
"Crime Pays"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crown Paints, Crown Paints
or
Crab paste, crab paste
Original Lyrics:
Crime pays, crime pays.
"Crime Pays"
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't get my voluptuous soul.
Original Lyrics:
You won't give back the love she stole.
"Dance On Your Knees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Head on, whoo!
Okay, not dance on your head
Dance on your knees!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, yeah, whoo!
Okay, you got no legs
Dance on your knees!
"Do It For Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't do it for crime
Original Lyrics:
I won't do it for pride
"Do It For Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't do it to police somebody else.
Original Lyrics:
I won't do it to please somebody else.
"Do It for Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'd do it for the news
Original Lyrics:
But I'd do it for you
"Do It for Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could bite your name across the sky
Original Lyrics:
I could write your name across the sky
"Do It for Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna do it for mommy
Original Lyrics:
I wanna do it for money
"Do It for Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna do it for prime
Original Lyrics:
I won't do it for pride
"Everything Your Heart Desires" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey what you looking for?
Original Lyrics:
Ain't what she's looking for
"Everything Your Heart Desires" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want the words
Original Lyrics:
If you want the world
"Everything Your Heart Desires" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Want you
Original Lyrics:
Is what you
"Everytime You Go Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time you go away,
You take a piece of meat with you.
Original Lyrics:
Every time you go away,
You take a piece of me with you.
"Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time he got his cabbage out, she was gone.
Original Lyrics:
By the time he got his courage up, she was gone.
"Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dropped her price and crime
Original Lyrics:
Dropped her price and pride
"Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me some money
I'm a gamblin' man.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me alone
I'm a family man.
"Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a family man
And my f**k is much worse than my bite.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite.
"Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a family man
And my fart is much worse than my bite.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite.
"Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a family man
And my pocketbook's worse than my bite.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite.
"Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a gambling man
And my f**k is much worse than my bite.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite.
"Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me alone
I'm a manly man
Original Lyrics:
Leave me alone
I'm a family man
"Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave him her look that would have worked on any other matter of
Original Lyrics:
She gave him her look that would have worked on any other man around
"Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
She have him her look
That would've worked on any other matter of.
Original Lyrics:
She have him her look
That would've worked on any other man around.
"Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
She turned, tossed her head
And like her opening move, the final engine light
Original Lyrics:
She turned, tossed her head
Unlike her opening move, her final exit line
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Easy ready wheelin' overtime
Original Lyrics:
Easy ready willing overtime
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For just repeating the single line
Original Lyrics:
For just repeating the same old line
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I controlled the night
or
I can go tonight
or
I can go tonight
Original Lyrics:
I can't go for that
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can gofer that.
Original Lyrics:
I can't go for that
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't call collect.
Original Lyrics:
I can't go for that.
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't cope with that.
Original Lyrics:
I can't go for that.
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't golf for that.
Original Lyrics:
I can't go for that.
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't go tonight, no candy
or
I control the night, no candle
or
I control the night, no candle
Original Lyrics:
I can't go for that, no can do.
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get Coke with that.
Original Lyrics:
I can't go for that.
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get coconut.
Original Lyrics:
I can't go for that.
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got poked tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I can't go go for that.
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You used my body, now you want my soul,
Oooh forget about it, now say don't go
Original Lyrics:
You've got the body, now you want my soul,
Oooh forget about it, now say no go
"I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't bust a nut
Original Lyrics:
I can't go for that
"I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't cope with that
Original Lyrics:
I can't go for that.
"I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll do everything
Original Lyrics:
I'll do anything
"I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mountain Dew
Original Lyrics:
No can do
"I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where does it stop, where do you dare mean to draw the line?
Original Lyrics:
Where does it stop, where do you dare me to draw the line?
"I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the Bounty, now you want our soul
Original Lyrics:
You got the body, now you want my soul
"I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the booty, now you want my soul
Original Lyrics:
You got the body, now you want my soul
"I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got the bargain
Original Lyrics:
You've got the body
"I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mountain Dew
Original Lyrics:
No can do
"I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No bamboo
Original Lyrics:
No can do
"I'll Be Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lisa is f***ing the road.
Original Lyrics:
This is our fork in the road.
"It's A Laugh"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I just look at myself as if I were a bird brain
Original Lyrics:
But I just look at myself as if I were above me
"It's a Laugh"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the funny thing is that we once thought
Original Lyrics:
And the funny thing is everyone thought
"It's a Laugh"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the odd thing is I really thought
Original Lyrics:
And the other thing is I really thought
"It's a Laugh"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's alive
Original Lyrics:
It's a Laugh
"It's a Laugh"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were in Paramus
Original Lyrics:
We were forever
"Jingle Bell Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinker Bell, Tinker Bell, Tinker Bell rocks
Original Lyrics:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your kids
Your kids are what I miss
Original Lyrics:
Because your kiss
Your kiss is what I miss
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your kiss is on my lisp
Original Lyrics:
Because your kiss is on my list
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your kiss, your kiss is on my lisp
Original Lyrics:
Because your kiss, your kiss is on my list
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your piss is on my lips
Original Lyrics:
Because your kiss is on my list
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your piss is on my list
Original Lyrics:
Because your kiss is on my list
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy, if you insist on knowing my bliss.
Original Lyrics:
When they insist on knowing my bliss
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did the night just take up your time,
Hold the meatball to me
Original Lyrics:
Did the night just take up your time,
'cause it means more to me
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
I only smile when I'm live
Original Lyrics:
I only smile when I lie
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
I only smile when alive.
Original Lyrics:
I only smile when I lie.
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going crazy wondering wondering if you really see
Original Lyrics:
I go crazy wondering what there is to really see
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a meatball to me.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it means more to me.
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends, why do I call you all the time?
Original Lyrics:
My friends wonder why I call you all the time
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Regret what I've done, Pikachu?
Original Lyrics:
Regret what I've done, regret you?
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Regret what I've done
Pikachu I couldn't go wrong.
Original Lyrics:
Regret what I've done
Regret you? I couldn't go wrong.
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say your disk
Your disk is on my lips.
Original Lyrics:
They say your kiss
Your kiss is on my list.
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say your kiss,
your kiss is on my lips
Original Lyrics:
They say your kiss,
your kiss is on my list
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they insist on blowing my bits
Original Lyrics:
When they insist on knowing my bliss
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they insist on blowing my bliss...
Original Lyrics:
When they insist on knowing my bliss...
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they insist on knowing the blitz
Original Lyrics:
When they insist on knowing my bliss
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your fist is on my list.
Original Lyrics:
Your kiss is on my list.
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your kiss is on my lips
Original Lyrics:
Your kiss is on my list
According to John Oates, they didn't just mishear it, they misunderstood it. It is an anti-love song, "It means that your kiss is only on the list of the best things, it's not the only thing. Everyone thinks it's 'I love you and without you I would die.' It's exactly the opposite of that"
"Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your kiss is on my list
When I turn on the lights.
Original Lyrics:
Your kiss is on my list
When I turn out the light.
"Kiss on My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your chimps are what I miss
Original Lyrics:
Because your kiss is on my list
"Kiss on My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your chimps are what I miss
Original Lyrics:
Because your kiss is what I miss
"Kiss on My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your kiss is on my lips
Original Lyrics:
Because your kiss is on my list
"Kiss on My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your tits are on my list
Original Lyrics:
Because your kiss is on my list
"Kiss on My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll tell what it is
Original Lyrics:
I'll tell them this
"Kiss on My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I forget what I'm doing and I forget what I want
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I forget what I'm doing, I don't forget what I want
"Kiss on My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they resist on knowing my blips
Original Lyrics:
When they insist on knowing my bliss
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out, for she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a mad eater.
Original Lyrics:
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she can tell by the colors that you are.
Original Lyrics:
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she can tell by the colors that you wore
Original Lyrics:
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a jaguar
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she can tell by the perfect jugular
Original Lyrics:
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she can tell what an apology you are.
Original Lyrics:
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can tell by the purple jaguar.
Original Lyrics:
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you think you get it for free?
The woman is wise, she can tame you like a pulled juggler
Original Lyrics:
What you think you're gettin' for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to Michigan.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, here she comes.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here she comes, she's a mad cheetah
Original Lyrics:
Here she comes, she's a maneater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here she comes, she's a mind reader.
Original Lyrics:
Here she comes, she's a maneater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here she comes. She's a Bandita
Original Lyrics:
Here she comes, she's a maneater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here she comes. She's a man deeta.
Original Lyrics:
Here she comes, she's a maneater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mano a mano
Original Lyrics:
Mind over matter
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Midol to Midol
Original Lyrics:
Mind over matter
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh oh, here she comes
She's a mad beaver.
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh, here she comes
She's a maneater.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh oh, here she comes
She's a mad zebra.
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh, here she comes
She's a maneater.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Michigan!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, here she comes.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, Misheka!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, here she comes!
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, here she comes
She's a bandita.
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh, here she comes
She's a maneater.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, she can tell by the perm what a jag you are
Original Lyrics:
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the beauty is there but a place is in her heart
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the beauty is there but her face is in her heart
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh-wo Michigan!
Original Lyrics:
Oh-wo, here she comes!
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh she said it was you
But her eyes are all aglow.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh she's sittin' with you
But her eyes are on the door.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She can really rip your butt apart
Original Lyrics:
She can really rip your world apart
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She can tell by the permajack you wore
Original Lyrics:
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She can tell by the purple Jaguar
Original Lyrics:
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She can turn by the pub and jag you off.
Original Lyrics:
She cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She can turn by the pub and jak you off.
Original Lyrics:
She-cat tamed by the purr of a jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She can turn with the pearl that you are.
Original Lyrics:
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She could really rip your butt apart.
Original Lyrics:
She could really rip your world apart.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll only come out at night, lean and hungry, tight.
Original Lyrics:
She'll only come out at night, the mean and hungry type
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll only come out at night, leavin her untied
Original Lyrics:
She'll only come out at night, the mean and hungry type
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a Magnita
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater.
Magnita: obscure given name
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a Man Beater
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a Mandeta
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a bambina.
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a band leader.
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a bandito
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a mad beetle
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a mad cheetah.
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a mad diva
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a mad eater.
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a mad heater
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a mad hyena.
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a mad zebra.
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a magnesia
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a magneto
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a mail diva
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a man beater.
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a man, neat-o.
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a math beater
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a pachyderm
Original Lyrics:
She's a man eater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an anteater
Original Lyrics:
She's a man-eater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's not mine either.
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the bandleader
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's-a my Anita
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
So many came to see
Original Lyrics:
So many have paid to see
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
So many have fantasies
What'd you think, you'd get it for free?
Original Lyrics:
So many have paid to see
What you think you're getting for free.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
So many have fantasy
What'd you think, you'd get it for free?
Original Lyrics:
So many have paid to see
What you think you're getting for free.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is wild, she can really tango in the night.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is wild, she can smell by the pair of jocks you wore.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is wild, she can tell by the plummage that you are.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is wild
And she can tell by apologize you whore.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jag-u-ar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is wild
She can tell by the color Jag you want
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild,
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jag-u-ar
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is wild
She can tell by the purple jacket you wore.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jag-u-ar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is wild
And she got tamed by the perfect jaguar.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is wild
She can tell by the colors that you are.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is wild
She can tell by the colors that you wore.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is wild
She can tell by the pearls that you are.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is wild
She can tell by the perfect jacket you wore.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jag-u-ar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is wild
She can tell you about a pearly jagged heart.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is wild
And she can tell by the pervert that you are.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is wise, she can tell it's a padded jock you wore.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is wild
That she can tell by the perfect Jaguar.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out before she'll shoot you up
Original Lyrics:
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out boy, she'll cheer you up.
Original Lyrics:
Watch out boy, she'll chew you up.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out for her, she'll chew you up.
Original Lyrics:
Watch out boy, she'll chew you up.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out, boy, she'll cheer you up.
Original Lyrics:
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out, boy, she'll cheer you up
Original Lyrics:
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out, boy, she’s Julia
Original Lyrics:
Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching a wedding,
Oh she's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
Original Lyrics:
Watching and waiting,
Oh she's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching a wedding
Original Lyrics:
Watching and waiting
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
What is the matter?
Original Lyrics:
Money's the matter.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you think you'll get it for free
The woman is wild, she can tell by the Perlage that you wore.
Original Lyrics:
What you think you're gettin' for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you think you're gettin' for free?
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the courage that you walk.
or
What you think you're gettin' for free?
The woman is wild, and she can tell by the kind of guy you are.
Original Lyrics:
What you think you're gettin' for free?
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoh oh here she comes.
Look out boys she'll cheer you up.
Whoh oh here she comes.
She's a band leader.
Original Lyrics:
Whoh oh here she comes.
Look out boys she'll chew you up.
Whoh oh here she comes.
She's a man eater.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoh oh here she comes.
Look out boys, she'll cheer you up.
Whoa oh, here she comes.
She's a band Mandingo.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa oh here she comes.
Look out boys, she'll chew you up.
Whoa oh, here she comes.
She's a maneater.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoh oh, Yeshua.
Original Lyrics:
Whoh oh, here she comes.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why does it matter?
Original Lyrics:
Money's the matter
From the first verse. (The corresponding line in the second verse is: Mind over matter.)
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woah woah here she comes
Watch out, boys, she'll f*** you up
Original Lyrics:
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up
"Method Of Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damon Wayans knows one needs to show our house.
Original Lyrics:
We've got the ways no one needs to show us how.
"Method Of Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreams remain for the difference of.
Original Lyrics:
Dreams were made of a different stuff.
"Method Of Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every teenage monkey O-F L-O-V-E
Original Lyrics:
M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E
"Method Of Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything they told me of, I get on TV.
Original Lyrics:
M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E
"Method Of Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got to masturbate and it's right on time.
Original Lyrics:
I got the method baby and it's right on time.
"Method Of Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
M-E-T-X-O-T-O-F-N-ah-we'll-be
It's the method of modern love.
Original Lyrics:
M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E
It's the method of modern love.
"Method Of Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
M-I-T-X-14 all have memories
It's the method of modern love.
Original Lyrics:
M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E
It's the method of modern love.
"Method Of Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the way
No one needs to show us how.
Original Lyrics:
We've got the ways
No one needs to show us how.
"Method Of Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me are the products, Jackie Chan.
Original Lyrics:
Ways and means are the parts subject to change.
"Method of Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's far as I am.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's hard as iron.
"Method of Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
M-E-G-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E
It's the method of modern love.
Original Lyrics:
M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E
It's the method of modern love.
"Method of Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to tight the bout and we’re never face to face.
Original Lyrics:
Time’s too tight to fight and we’re never face to face.
"Method of Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ways and means all the parts object to change.
(as in have an objection)
Original Lyrics:
Ways and means are the parts subject to change.
"Method of Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the ways, no one either shows us how.
Original Lyrics:
We've got the ways, no one needs to show us how.
"Missed Opportunity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crasco heart
or
Crisco oil
or
Crasco hard
or
Cried so hard
Original Lyrics:
Tried so hard
"Missed Opportunity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Opportunity
Original Lyrics:
Missed opportunity
"Missed Opportunity"
Misheard Lyrics:
We both miss C.H.L.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on missing each other.
"One On One"
Misheard Lyrics:
101
I want to play that game tonight.
Original Lyrics:
One on One
I want to play that game tonight.
"One On One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired of Bolivia
Original Lyrics:
I'm tired of playing on the team.
"One On One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired of playing Ovaltine.
Original Lyrics:
I'm tired of playing on the team.
"One On One"
Misheard Lyrics:
One on one, I wanna weigh back in tonight.
Original Lyrics:
One on one, I wanna play that game tonight.
"One On One"
Misheard Lyrics:
One, two
Original Lyrics:
Want to?
"One On One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna, wanna, wanna play that game tonight.
Original Lyrics:
One on One, I want to play that game tonight.
"One on One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, 101
Original Lyrics:
Oh, one on one
101 is pronounced "one-oh-one"
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause your mom gives me hell when you're not around.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm out of my head when you're not around.
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Banana touch, banana time
Original Lyrics:
You're out of touch, I'm out of time.
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Broken eyes still melt in the sun
Original Lyrics:
Broken ice still melts in the sun
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm off my head when you're not around
Original Lyrics:
But I'm out of my head when you're not around
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you matter might help when you're not around.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm out of my head when you're not around.
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go round the touch, get around the touch
But I'm out of my head when you nod around.
Original Lyrics:
You're out of touch, I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head when you're not around.
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Karate touch, I'm out of time
Original Lyrics:
You're out of touch, I'm out of time.
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a love when the planet is gone.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for a love where the climate is cold
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for an earth when the climate is warm
Original Lyrics:
Looking for a love where the climate is cold
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mad at moose, grassy green
Original Lyrics:
Manic moods, drowsy dreams
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mally Moose and Drowsy Dreams
Original Lyrics:
Manic moods, drowsy dreams
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man is moose and grass is green
Original Lyrics:
Manic moods and drowsy dreams
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Manny Moose the drowsy queen
or
Many moods and drowsy dreams
Original Lyrics:
Manic moods and drowsy dreams
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marty Moose and drowsy dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Manic moods and drowsy dreams
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mighty Moose and drowsy dreams
Original Lyrics:
Manic moods and drowsy dreams
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody moves and grousy green.
Original Lyrics:
Manic moods, drowsy dreams
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waking up to Fancy Feast
Original Lyrics:
Waking up to fantasy
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're so alone, and that's all really matters to me.
Original Lyrics:
We're soul alone, and soul really matters to me.
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're so alone, it so really matters to me
Original Lyrics:
We're soul alone and soul really matters to me
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're out of touch, I'm outta touch (touch)
I go out of my head when you're not around.
Original Lyrics:
You're out of touch, I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head when you're not around.
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're out of touch
I'm out a ton (ton)
But I'm out of my head when you nod around.
Original Lyrics:
You're out of touch
I'm outta time (time)
But I'm out of my head when you're not around.
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're outta touch, I'm out a ton (ton)
But come out of my head when you nod around.
Original Lyrics:
You're out of touch, I'm out of time (time)
But I'm out of my head when you're not around.
"Out of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Broken ass still melts in the sun
Original Lyrics:
Broken ice still melts in the sun
"Out of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had a touch
Original Lyrics:
You're out of touch
"Out of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're out of Dutch
Original Lyrics:
You're out of touch
"Out of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're out of Tums
Original Lyrics:
You're out of touch
"Out of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're out of fudge
Original Lyrics:
You're out of touch
"Out of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're out to lunch
Original Lyrics:
You're out of touch
"Out of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
‘Cause amotta-motta hey when you’re not around.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm out of my head when you're not around.
"Private Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you can't escape my eyes: private eyes.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you can't escape my...private eyes.
"Private Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baggy eyes
Original Lyrics:
Private eyes
"Private Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crying eyes
Original Lyrics:
Private eyes
"Private Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Diamond eyes are watching you.
Original Lyrics:
Private eyes are watching you.
"Private Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fire and ice are watching you.
Original Lyrics:
Private eyes are watching you.
"Private Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Friday nights they're watching you
Original Lyrics:
Private eyes they're watching you
"Private Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my eyes
For watching you
Because you're every woman
I've got my eyes
For watching you
Friday Nights
Original Lyrics:
Private eyes
They're watching you
They see your every move
Private eyes
They're watching you
Private eyes
"Private Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Primate eyes - they're washing you
Original Lyrics:
Private eyes - they're watching you
"Private Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Private head lice. They’re watching you.
Original Lyrics:
Private eyes are watching you.
"Private Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Private ice
Original Lyrics:
Private eyes
"Private Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Private lies
Original Lyrics:
Private eyes
"Private Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabbit eyes
Original Lyrics:
Private eyes
"Private Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're rushing you
Original Lyrics:
They're watching you
"Private Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're washing you
Original Lyrics:
They're watching you
"Private Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you try to put up your fun for me?
Original Lyrics:
Why you try to put up a front for me?
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
B**ch girl
Original Lyrics:
Rich girl
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's too much to bare from around the here
For the fill up it all.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause there's too much to give, cause you'd rather live
For the thrill of it all.
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Three Musketeers are there yonder hills
For the Phillip it all
Original Lyrics:
'Cause there's too much to give, cause you'd rather live
For the thrill of it all.
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drinkin' your wine and the old man's money.
Original Lyrics:
You can rely on the old man's money.
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
How did I out of Lorraine?
Original Lyrics:
High and dry out of the rain
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a beach girl
Original Lyrics:
It's a bitch girl
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a bee shirt
Original Lyrics:
It's a bitch girl
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a game show
Original Lyrics:
It's a bitch girl
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a kitchen
Original Lyrics:
It's a bitch girl
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a peach girl
Original Lyrics:
It's a bitch girl
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a picture
Original Lyrics:
It's a bitch girl
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's official
Original Lyrics:
It's a bitch girl
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save money but it won't get you too far
Original Lyrics:
Say money but it won't get you too far
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
So f*** off, on your own.
Original Lyrics:
So far gone, on your own.
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can get by with your own damn money.
or
You can get by with the old man's money.
Original Lyrics:
You can rely on the old man's money.
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can rely on the old Bugs Bunny
Original Lyrics:
You can rely on the old man's money
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can rely on the old bad bunny.
Original Lyrics:
You can rely on the old man's money.
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can rely on the old fat bunny
Original Lyrics:
You can rely on the old man's money
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can ride on a big fat bunny.
Original Lyrics:
You can rely on the old man's money.
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a b**ch, girl, and you've gone too far.
Original Lyrics:
You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far.
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a nigger
Original Lyrics:
You're a rich girl
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a witch girl and you're on too far.
Original Lyrics:
It's a bitch, girl and it's gone too far.
"Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your abitch girl
Original Lyrics:
Your a rich girl
"Sara Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
7th smile
Original Lyrics:
Sara Smile
"Sara Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cereal smile
Original Lyrics:
Sara smile
"Sara Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you feel like bleeding
Original Lyrics:
If you feel like leaving
"Sara Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna be freaky
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna be free
"Sara Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said her smile
Original Lyrics:
Sara smile
"Sara Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa's smile
Original Lyrics:
Sara Smile
"Sara Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Simple Simon
Original Lyrics:
Sara smile
"Sara Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I feel cold, you warn me
Original Lyrics:
When I feel cold, you warm me
"Sara Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I feel full, you warm me
Original Lyrics:
When I fell cold, you warm me
"Sara Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I feel gold, you want me.
Original Lyrics:
When I feel cold, you warm me.
"Sara Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I feel old, you warm me.
Original Lyrics:
When I feel cold, you warm me.
"Sara Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I/you turn gold, you/I warn me/you
Original Lyrics:
When I/you feel cold, you/I warm me/you
"Sara Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
When eyes feel cold, you warn me
Original Lyrics:
When I feel cold, you warm me
"Say It Isn't So"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that you're right
Original Lyrics:
I know that you lied
"Say It Isn't So"
Misheard Lyrics:
If my face was being replaced
Original Lyrics:
If I'm faced with being replaced
"Say It Isn't So"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say it isn't sold.
or
Send it to Seoul.
Original Lyrics:
Say it isn't so.
"Say It Isn't So"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like to be strangers at the party.
Two rebels in a Hell.
Original Lyrics:
We like to be the strangers at the party.
Two rebels in a shell.
"Say It Isn't So"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like to be the strangers at the party
Two rebels with Michelle.
Original Lyrics:
We like to be the strangers at the party
Two rebels in a shell.
"Say It Isn't So"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who propped you up when you were stopped low motivation
Had you underground
Original Lyrics:
Who propped you up when you were stopped low motivation
Had you on the ground
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better learn how to pray
Original Lyrics:
Better learn how to face it
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese corn
Original Lyrics:
She's gone.
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese scones
Original Lyrics:
She's gone
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheeseburger
Original Lyrics:
She's gone
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's high on constellation.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's high on consolation.
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's high on constellation
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's high on consolation
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a drink and a split decision
Original Lyrics:
I need a drink and a quick decision
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd beat the devil to replace her.
Original Lyrics:
I'd pay the devil to replace her.
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd better learn how to fake
Original Lyrics:
I'd better learn how to face
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd better run out of Fay's
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I'd better learn how to face it.
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd play daredevil to replace her.
Original Lyrics:
I'd pay the devil to replace her.
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the dentist to replace it
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the devil to replace it
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take the devil to replace her.
Original Lyrics:
I'd pay the devil to replace her.
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My daddy tried to ball me in the sunroom.
Original Lyrics:
My daddy tried to bore me with a sermon
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My daddy tried to burn me with a stun gun.
Original Lyrics:
My daddy tried to bore me with a sermon
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My daddy tried to burn me with the sunrise
Original Lyrics:
My daddy tried to bore me with a sermon
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My face ain't looking at a young girl.
Original Lyrics:
My face ain't looking any younger.
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gone
Oh I, Oh I'd better learn how to bake.
Original Lyrics:
She's gone
Oh I, Oh I'd, better learn how to face it.
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gone
Oh I, Oh I'd, better learn how to bathe.
Original Lyrics:
She's gone
Oh I, Oh I'd, better learn how to face it.
"She's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a toothbrush buried in the sand
Original Lyrics:
One less toothbrush hanging in the stand
"You Make My Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
And wrap yourself a brownie.
Original Lyrics:
And wrap yourself around me.
"You Make My Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
And wrap yourself with bromine.
Original Lyrics:
And wrap yourself around me.
"You Make My Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking medicine with a dreamer
Original Lyrics:
When they're messing with a dreamer
"You Make My Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twist and shout my way out
And wrap yourself a brownie
Original Lyrics:
Twist and shout my way out
And wrap yourself around me
"You Make My Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the Mets win the dreamer
Original Lyrics:
When they're messing with a dreamer
"You Make My Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make my deeds come true
Original Lyrics:
You make my dreams come true
"You Make My Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make my feelings come true
Original Lyrics:
You make my dreams come true
"You Make My Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make my fleece come true
Original Lyrics:
You make my dreams come true
"You Make My Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make my jeans so blue
Original Lyrics:
You make my dreams come true
"You Make My Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're makin' my dirties come true
Original Lyrics:
You make my dreams come true
"You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
A love you don't mind every day
Original Lyrics:
A love you don't find every day
"You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring back that lovely feelin'
or
Bring back that lonely feelin'
or
Bring back that Broadway feelin'
Original Lyrics:
Bring back that lovin' feelin'
"You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've mowed our lawn
Original Lyrics:
We've had our love
"You've Lost that Lovin' Feelin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've lost that lovely Philly
Original Lyrics:
You've Lost that Lovin' Feelin'
It makes sense since the duo is from Philadelphia.
"Your Imagination"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got ovaries.
Original Lyrics:
I got over it.

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