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A plastic bag
Fantastic day
Fantastic Sam's
Fantastic day
Fantastic game
Fantastic day
Well have you read about, read about
Getting on the train (Every day and every night?)
The only thing that makes it good
Is being by my side
First I've gotta drive
Down the green escalator
Yeah
Well there's a great amount of strain
About getting on that train (Every day and every night)
The only thing that makes it good
Is seeing my favourite sight
Prance and flutter stride
Down that green escalator
Yeah
"Favourite Shirts (Boy Meets Girl)" (MP3)
Talking and for the talking
And for the ride
Never mind, someday maybe
Boy meets girl
And love, love is on its way
Time can't afford no time
Can't afford the rhyme
Never mind someday, maybe
Boy meets girl
And love, love is on its way
Give love soft soap
If I make it quite so bold.
Give love some soul
If I may be quite so bold.
Here we go!
or
Miracle
Then I call
Is it down to the lake of fear?
Is it down to the lake I fear?
Is it to the thousand of wake I hear.
Is it down to the lake, I fear?
Rain, rain, rain, rain
Ring, ring, ring, ring
Ray, Adam, Ray, Adam, Ray, Adam, Ray, Adam
Ring, and I ring, and I ring, and I ring, and I
Where do we go from here?
Is it down to the Lake of Fear?
Where does it go from here?
Is it down to the lake, I fear?
Where do we go from here?
Is it down to the late cafe?
Where does it go from here?
Is it down to the lake, I fear?
Where does it go from here?
Is it down to the lay Cafeer?
Where does it go from here?
Is it down to the lake, I fear?