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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> G -> Josh Groban
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Josh Groban that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 94 misheard song lyrics for Josh Groban on amIright currently.
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"Alejate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Llamas senti en el alma tanto amor
Original Lyrics:
Jamas senti en el alma tanto amor
"Alla Luce Del Sole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Queef...
Original Lyrics:
Qui...
The first word in the song, in Italian.
"Alla Luce Del Sole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Senza di te
Senza tuo a 'u'-toe che sara di me.
Senza tuo a 'u'-toe che sara di me.
Original Lyrics:
Senza di te
Senza il tuo aiuto che sara di me?
Senza il tuo aiuto che sara di me?
"Alla Luce Del Sole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We wash your floors, Eddie may.
Original Lyrics:
Qui c'e il buio fuori di me
"Alla Luce del Sole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We….shampoo your floors and your mats.
Original Lyrics:
Qui c'è il buio fuori di me
"Ay Si Volvieras A Mi"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see blues, yellows, and greens.
Original Lyrics:
Ay si volvieras a mi
"Ay Si Volvieras A Mi"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the red dress on us, poor me.
Original Lyrics:
Si regresaras por mi
"Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children sneaky
Original Lyrics:
Children sleeping
"Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children steep hill
Original Lyrics:
Children sleeping
"Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drinks are coming like bears in the distance
(Later)
Sheep go sailing, from across the sea
(Later)
Sheep go sailing, from across the sea
Original Lyrics:
Dreams are calling like bells in the distance
(Later)
Ships go sailing, far across the sea
(Later)
Ships go sailing, far across the sea
"Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drinks are coming
Like bears in the distance
(later)
Sheep go sailing
From across the sea
Like bears in the distance
(later)
Sheep go sailing
From across the sea
Original Lyrics:
Dreams are calling
Like bells in the distance
(later)
Ships go sailing
Far across the sea
Like bells in the distance
(later)
Ships go sailing
Far across the sea
"Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like bears in the distance
Original Lyrics:
Like bells in the distance
"Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lots of long ago
Original Lyrics:
Not so long ago
"Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ships for sailing
Original Lyrics:
Ships go sailing
"Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
We find it all again on whispers say.
Original Lyrics:
We find it all again on Christmas day.
"Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
We find ourselves again on whispers say.
Original Lyrics:
We find ourselves again on Christmas day.
"Broken Vow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And dream of u's and i's.
Original Lyrics:
And dream of you and I.
"Canto Alla Vita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come impossessato, you s*** a fra le dita
Original Lyrics:
Come impossessato, uscita fra le dita
"Cinema Paradiso (se)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My chocolate brown mohair
Solamente amore
Solamente amore
Original Lyrics:
E cio che provo e
Solamente amore
Solamente amore
"Gira Con Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese--oh no-- okay-- and a cello--jolly!
Original Lyrics:
Ci sono occhi e il cielo e gia li
"Gold Can Turn to Sand"
Misheard Lyrics:
As his eyes slowly faded
Here's a watch-bell from his hand.
Here's a watch-bell from his hand.
Original Lyrics:
As his eyes slowly faded
His old watch fell from his hand.
His old watch fell from his hand.
Song from the musical KRISTINA, by ABBA.
"Hymne A L'amour" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Free ran up a tree.
Original Lyrics:
Je renierais ma patrie
"I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
If only if I scream
Original Lyrics:
If only in my dreams
"It Came Upon a Midnight Clear"
Misheard Lyrics:
To touch their heart of gold
Original Lyrics:
To touch their harps of gold
"L'Ultima Notte"
Misheard Lyrics:
Themed jello
Original Lyrics:
Fingero
"Let Me Fall" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Though the feeling may or may not be right
Original Lyrics:
Though the Phoenix may or may not rise
"Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, your rubber sheet
Original Lyrics:
Oh, you're a machine.
"Mi Mancherai" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The puddle comey console in evento.
Original Lyrics:
Le tue parole come canzoni al vento.
"Mia Per Sempre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grobanite
Original Lyrics:
Troverai
"My Confession" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get high and here's my obsession.
Original Lyrics:
I can't hide it, now here's my confession.
"My Confession" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your arm, a soothing grace.
Original Lyrics:
Your unassuming grace
"Never Let Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forced apart by diamond sales
Original Lyrics:
Forced apart by time and sand
"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
For younger breaks a new glorious morph
Original Lyrics:
For yonder breaks a new glorious morn
"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Insane and error timing
Original Lyrics:
In sin and error pining
"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
O hold me tight
Original Lyrics:
O holy night
"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
O hold me tight
Original Lyrics:
O holy night
"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh well
Original Lyrics:
Noel
"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oneida knives
Original Lyrics:
O night divine
"Panis Angelicus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop 'em, pop 'em
Original Lyrics:
Pauper, pauper
"Petit Papa Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailor's bell
Original Lyrics:
C'est la belle
"Sólo Por Ti"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sólo por ti, calamari
Original Lyrics:
Sólo por ti, caminaría
"Thankful"
Misheard Lyrics:
And on this day we hopeful
Original Lyrics:
And on this day we hope for
"Thankful"
Misheard Lyrics:
But even with our different this,
There is a face with all connect it.
There is a face with all connect it.
Original Lyrics:
Even with our differences,
There is a place we're all connected.
There is a place we're all connected.
"Thankful"
Misheard Lyrics:
But even with our different this,
There is a space with all connect it.
There is a space with all connect it.
Original Lyrics:
Even with our differences,
There is a place we're all connected.
There is a place we're all connected.
"Thankful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Each of us can find each other's love.
Original Lyrics:
Each of us can find each other's light.
"Thankful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even with our different this, There is a face with all connect it.
Original Lyrics:
Even with our differences, There is a place we're all connected.
"Thankful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even with our different this,
There is a face with all connect it.
There is a face with all connect it.
Original Lyrics:
Even with our differences,
There is a place we're all connected.
There is a place we're all connected.
"Thankful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even with our different this,
There is a face with all connect it.
There is a face with all connect it.
Original Lyrics:
Even with our differences,
There is a place we're all connected.
There is a place we're all connected.
"Thankful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even with our different this,
There is a space with all connect it.
There is a space with all connect it.
Original Lyrics:
Even with our differences,
There is a place we're all connected.
There is a place we're all connected.
"Thankful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even with our different this,
There is a space with all connect it.
There is a space with all connect it.
Original Lyrics:
Even with our differences,
There is a place we're all connected.
There is a place we're all connected.
"Thankful"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so long overdue.
Original Lyrics:
We're so long overdue.
"Thankful"
Misheard Lyrics:
So for tonight we grateful
Original Lyrics:
So for tonight we pray for
"The Mystery of Your Gift"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you sing out of the fire
The courage you need comes from "Go!"
The courage you need comes from "Go!"
Original Lyrics:
If you sing out of the fire
The courage you need comes from you.
The courage you need comes from you.
"The Mystery of Your Gift"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you sing out of the fire
The courage you need comes from God.
The courage you need comes from God.
Original Lyrics:
If you sing out of the fire
The courage you need comes from you.
The courage you need comes from you.
"The Prayer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I pray you'll be alright
And watch us where we go
And watch us where we go
Original Lyrics:
I pray you'll be our eyes
And watch us where we go
And watch us where we go
"The Prayer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We ask that life be kind And watch us from a bull
Original Lyrics:
We ask that life be kind And watch us from above
"The Prayer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We ask that life be kind
And watch us from a bug
And watch us from a bug
Original Lyrics:
We ask that life be kind
And watch us from above
And watch us from above
"The Prayer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We ask that life be kind
And watch us from a bull
And watch us from a bull
Original Lyrics:
We ask that life be kind
And watch us from above
And watch us from above
"To Where You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Chevy's all you gave me everyday
Original Lyrics:
I cherish all you gave me everyday
"To Where You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Chevy's all you gave me everyday
Original Lyrics:
I cherish all you gave me everyday
"To Where You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
A witch upon tonight to see you smile
Original Lyrics:
I wish upon tonight to see you smile
"To Where You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I believe that ancients believe
Original Lyrics:
And I believe that angels breathe
"To Where You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I believe that angels breathe
And that love will evolve and never leave.
And that love will evolve and never leave.
Original Lyrics:
And I believe that angels breathe
And that love will live on and never leave.
And that love will live on and never leave.
"To Where You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe that ancients believe
Original Lyrics:
I believe that angels believe
"Vincent (Starry, Starry Night)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A silver thorn, a bloody nose
Original Lyrics:
The silver thorn of bloody rose
"Weeping"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the fear and the fire and the cunts remain
Original Lyrics:
But the fear and the fire and the guns remain
"You Raise Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I can stand on my own
Original Lyrics:
So I can stand on mountains
"You Raise Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I am still awake here in the silence
Original Lyrics:
Then, I am still and wait here in the silence
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