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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> G -> Andrew Gold
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There are 49 misheard song lyrics for Andrew Gold on amIright currently.
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"Final Frontier (Mad About You theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buckle up your seatbelts
Original Lyrics:
Tell me all your secrets
"Final Frontier (Mad About You theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why
"Final Frontier (Mad About You theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell my wife "I love you like I do"
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why I love you like I do
"Final Frontier (Mad About You theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Valentino, baby
Original Lyrics:
Mad about you, baby
"Final Frontier (Mad About You theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got whiskers in my ears
Original Lyrics:
You can whisper in my ear
"Lonely Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By the turn of the hand he had landed as an only son
Original Lyrics:
With the slap of the hand he had landed as an only son
"Lonely Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was born on a sunny day, 1951
Original Lyrics:
He was born on a summer day, 1951
"Lonely Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His mother and father said, "What a Lonely Boy"
Original Lyrics:
His mother and father said, "What a lovely boy"
"Lonely Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the summer of '63 her mother brought home a sister.
And she said that we must attend to her knees.
She's so much better than you.
And she said that we must attend to her knees.
She's so much better than you.
Original Lyrics:
In the summer of '53 her mother brought him a sister.
And she said that we must attend to her needs.
She's so much younger than you.
And she said that we must attend to her needs.
She's so much younger than you.
"Never Let Her Slip Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never ruined the gas, I could miss someone so bad
Original Lyrics:
I never would have guessed I could miss someone so bad
"Spooky, Scary Skeletons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal your broom tonight
Original Lyrics:
Seal your doom tonight
"Spooky, Scary Skeletons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you hear these zombies drink
Original Lyrics:
When you hear these zombies shriek
"Spooky, Scary Skeletons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will make you peekaboo
Original Lyrics:
Will wish you with a boo!
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you threw a fart, yeah
Original Lyrics:
And if you threw a party
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you're through a heartache invited everyone the news
Original Lyrics:
And if you threw a party and invited everyone you knew
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the heart attack would say
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Original Lyrics:
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for being afraid.
Original Lyrics:
Thank you for being a friend.
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You would see the biggest giffer beeber me
And the heart attack would say
Thank you for being a friend.
And the heart attack would say
Thank you for being a friend.
Original Lyrics:
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend.
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend.
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a pal and a cosmonaut
Original Lyrics:
You're a pal and a confidant
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you threw a potty
Original Lyrics:
And if you threw a party
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the heart attack would say, 'Thank you for being a friend.'
Original Lyrics:
And the card attached would say, 'Thank you for being a friend.'
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Any the card of thanks would say
Thank you for being a friend.
Thank you for being a friend.
Original Lyrics:
And the card attached would say
'Thank you for being a friend.'
'Thank you for being a friend.'
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You would see the biggest beep will be from me
And the heart attack would say
'Thank you for being a friend.'
And the heart attack would say
'Thank you for being a friend.'
Original Lyrics:
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
'Thank you for being a friend.'
And the card attached would say
'Thank you for being a friend.'
"Thank You For Being A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the heart attacks would say
Thank you for being a friend.
Thank you for being a friend.
Original Lyrics:
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend.
Thank you for being a friend.
Theme song from the sitcom "The Golden Girls"
"Thank You For Being A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We both see the biggest gift will be for me
and the heart attack would say:
'Thank you for being a friend.'
and the heart attack would say:
'Thank you for being a friend.'
Original Lyrics:
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attatched would say:
'Thank you for being a friend.'
and the card attatched would say:
'Thank you for being a friend.'
"Thank You For Being A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You would see the biggest skipper beef um me
And the heart of Tatchwood say
Thank you for being a friend
And the heart of Tatchwood say
Thank you for being a friend
Original Lyrics:
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend
Theme from "Golden Girls"
"Thank You For Being A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wussy, the biggest gimp that you could be
And the heart attacks would stay
Thank you for being a friend.
And the heart attacks would stay
Thank you for being a friend.
Original Lyrics:
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend.
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend.
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you blew a potty
Original Lyrics:
And if you threw a party
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you drew a forest
Original Lyrics:
And if you threw a party
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you grew to love it
Original Lyrics:
And if you threw a party
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Porter House would say,
"Thank you for being a friend"
"Thank you for being a friend"
Original Lyrics:
And the card attached would say,
"Thank you for being a friend"
"Thank you for being a friend"
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the car attached would say
Original Lyrics:
And the card attached would say
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when we both give order
With walking canes and Aero gray
With walking canes and Aero gray
Original Lyrics:
And when we both get older
With walking canes and hair of gray
With walking canes and hair of gray
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I surely buy you a cataract
Original Lyrics:
I surely buy you a Cadillac
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would surely buy you a cantaloupe
Original Lyrics:
I would surely buy you a Cadillac
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would surely buy you a gag lag
Original Lyrics:
I would surely buy you a Cadillac
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Invited everyone for you
Original Lyrics:
Invited everyone you knew
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for being depressed
Original Lyrics:
Thank you for being a friend
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for being in France
Original Lyrics:
Thank you for being a friend
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you stand up and take about?
or
Won't you stand up and take a vow?
or
Won't you stand up and take a vow?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you stand up and take a bow?
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You would see the biggest kiss would be from me
Original Lyrics:
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a belle and a confidant
Original Lyrics:
You're a pal and a confidant
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a pet that you're confident
Original Lyrics:
You're a pal and a confidant
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your hummus crew
Original Lyrics:
Your heart is true
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