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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> G -> The Georgia Satellites

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Georgia Satellites that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 17 misheard song lyrics for The Georgia Satellites on amIright currently.

"Battleship Chains" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tied down with masking tape
Original Lyrics:
Tied down with battleship chains
"Battleship Chains" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Fifty foot chains and a two dollar hooker.
Original Lyrics:
Fifty Foot chains and a two ton anchor.
"Battleship Chains" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to tie down the battleship chains
Original Lyrics:
You got me tied down with battleship chains
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Always no hugging no kissing and then I get a wet dream
Original Lyrics:
Always no hugging no kissing until I get a wedding ring
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she said, 'No Nagasaki
Until I get a wedding vow.'
Original Lyrics:
And she said, 'No huggin' no kissin'
Until I get wedding vow.'
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said honey, I'll live naked for the rest of my life.
or
I said honey, I'll live wicked for the rest o' my life.
Original Lyrics:
I said honey I'll live with you for the rest of my life.
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep Your Pants To Yourself
Original Lyrics:
Keep Your Hands To Yourself
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No honky-tonky scene
'Til I get a wedding ring.
Original Lyrics:
And she said, 'No huggin', no kissin'
Until I get wedding vow.'
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when she told me a story 'bout pre-milking a cow.
Original Lyrics:
That's when she told me the story 'bout free milk and a cow.
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when she told me a story 'bout free milkin' a cow
or
That's when she told me a story 'bout three milks and a cow
or
That's when she told me a story 'bout three milks and a cow
Original Lyrics:
That's when she told me the story 'bout free milk and a cow
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when she told me the story
'Bout three men in a cow
Original Lyrics:
That's when she told me the story
'Bout free milk and a cow
"Keep Your Hands to Yourself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Always no honky tonky kitchen
Original Lyrics:
Always no huggin' no kissing
"Keep Your Hands to Yourself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Always no huggy-duggy scene
Original Lyrics:
Always no huggin' no kissing
"Keep Your Hands to Yourself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't put my law on the shelf
Original Lyrics:
Don't put my love on the shelf
"Keep Your Hands to Yourself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell me no lies and keep your hands to yourself
Original Lyrics:
Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself
"Railroad Steel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the hey matsui
Original Lyrics:
When the train rides through it'll

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