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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> G -> Gloria Gaynor
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"Casanova Brown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like I'm sorry about Little Red Riding Hood
Original Lyrics:
Like the story of Little Red Riding Hood
"First Be A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Birds be a woman
Original Lyrics:
First be a woman
"I Am What I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so what if I like to go to the park and eat spaniels
Why not try to see things from a different angle?
Why not try to see things from a different angle?
Original Lyrics:
And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle
Why not try to see things from a different angle?
Why not try to see things from a different angle?
"I Am What I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
I deal my own d*ck
Sometimes it's ace, sometimes abusive
Sometimes it's ace, sometimes abusive
Original Lyrics:
I deal my own deck
Sometimes the aces sometimes the deuces
Sometimes the aces sometimes the deuces
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I got all "One Life to Live"
Original Lyrics:
And I got all my life to live
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And so you’re back, from modesty
Original Lyrics:
And so you're back, from outer space.
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At first I was afraid, I was a butterfly.
Original Lyrics:
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At first I was afraid, I was sacrificed
Original Lyrics:
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
and I learned how to get it on
And I grew strong
and I learned how to get it on
Original Lyrics:
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
and I learned how to get along
And I grew strong
and I learned how to get along
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you think I'd lend you a dime?
Original Lyrics:
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you think I'd struggle?
Original Lyrics:
Did you think I'd crumble?
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you think I'm Columbo
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Original Lyrics:
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Did you think I'd lay down and die
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you think I'm Grandpa?
Original Lyrics:
Did you think I'd crumble?
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you think I'm clever?
Original Lyrics:
Did you think I'd crumble?
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you think I’m a trombone?
or
Did you think I’m in trouble?
or
Did you think I’m in trouble?
Original Lyrics:
Did you think I’d crumble?
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you think, "Ay Carumba!"
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Original Lyrics:
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Did you think I'd lay down and die
"I Will Survive"
Misheard Lyrics:
First I was afraid
I was a pedophile.
I was a pedophile.
Original Lyrics:
First I was afraid
I was petrified.
I was petrified.
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
First I was afraid
I was butterfly
I was butterfly
Original Lyrics:
First I was afraid
I was petrified
I was petrified
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
First I was afraid, that I loved seasoned fries.
Original Lyrics:
First I was afraid, I was petrified.
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just walked in to find you here without that look upon your face.
Original Lyrics:
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face.
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have change that stupid putz,
I should have made you leave your king,
if I don't know for just one second
you be back to bother me.
I should have made you leave your king,
if I don't know for just one second
you be back to bother me.
Original Lyrics:
I should have changed that stupid lock,
I should have made you leave your keys
if I'd a' known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me.
I should have made you leave your keys
if I'd a' known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me.
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have change that stupid putz
I should have made you take your king.
I should have made you take your king.
Original Lyrics:
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key.
I should have made you leave your key.
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was wrong, but I learned how to get along.
Original Lyrics:
I grew strong, but I learned how to get along.
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not some changed-up little gherkin still in love with you
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the chained up little person still in love with you.
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not that chained up little nurse who's still in love with you
Original Lyrics:
I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not that charged-up little girl who's still in love with you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the chained up little person still in love with you.
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not that king of little urchins still in love with you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the chained up little person still in love with you.
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It took all the s*** I had not to fall apart.
Original Lyrics:
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It took all the s*** I had.
Original Lyrics:
It took all the strength I had.
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a promise in my act not to fall apart
Original Lyrics:
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just thinking I could never give
Without the poo at my side.
Without the poo at my side.
Original Lyrics:
Just thinking I could never live
Without you by my side.
Without you by my side.
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just thinking I could never live
With that s**t by my side
With that s**t by my side
Original Lyrics:
Just thinking I could never live
Without you by my side
Without you by my side
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I hope I had a pie.
Original Lyrics:
Now I hold my head up high.
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The first I was afraid, that was butterflies.
Original Lyrics:
First I was afraid, I was petrified.
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Weren't you the one that tried to hurt me with that knife?
Original Lyrics:
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with 'goodbye'?
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with a knife?
Did you think I'd mumble, did you think I'd lay down and die?
Did you think I'd mumble, did you think I'd lay down and die?
Original Lyrics:
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble, did you think I'd lay down and die?
Did you think I'd crumble, did you think I'd lay down and die?
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with your bike?
Original Lyrics:
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Weren't you the one who tried to rape me with his eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Weren't you the one who tried to break me....
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Weren't you the one who tried to rape me? Well goodbye!
Original Lyrics:
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye?
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Weren't you the one who tried to rate me with a bike?
Original Lyrics:
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with 'goodbye'?
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with Dubai?
Original Lyrics:
Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never can change your diaper
Original Lyrics:
I never can say goodbye, boy
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never can save your diaper
Original Lyrics:
I never can say goodbye, boy
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never can say "you're doubtful"
Original Lyrics:
I never can say goodbye, boy
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never can see Godiva
Original Lyrics:
I never can say goodbye, boy
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never can take survival
Original Lyrics:
I never can say goodbye, boy
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never could face the Bible.
Original Lyrics:
I never can say goodbye, boy.
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never could study the Bible.
Original Lyrics:
I never could say goodbye, Boy.
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's that same old Disney hang-up
Original Lyrics:
It's that same old dizzy hang up
"Reach Out I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now if you feel that you can't go wrong
Because all of your hope is gum
Because all of your hope is gum
Original Lyrics:
Now if you feel that you can't go on
Because all of your hope is gone
Because all of your hope is gone
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