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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> F -> Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Frankie Goes to Hollywood that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 52 misheard song lyrics for Frankie Goes to Hollywood on amIright currently.
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"Rage Hard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing with the head of the condo
Original Lyrics:
Laughing with the head of Apollo
"Rage Hard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ray Charles, he's so blind
or
Grey Shark, into the night
or
Grey Shark, into the night
Original Lyrics:
Rage hard, into the night.
"Relax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dream those dreams
Steamboat steams
Steamboat steams
Original Lyrics:
Dream those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Scheme those schemes
"Relax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give it to me one time, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Give it to me one time, now
"Relax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with those lazy beans
OR
Hit me with those lazy beams
OR
Hit me with those lazy beams
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with those laser beams
"Relax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with those lettuce and beans.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with those laser beams.
"Relax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little boy's dreams
Schemed up schemes
Schemed up schemes
Original Lyrics:
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Scheme those schemes
"Relax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Live those dreams
Sin those scenes
Gotta help me
Help me
Help me with those lazer beams.
Sin those scenes
Gotta help me
Help me
Help me with those lazer beams.
Original Lyrics:
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams.
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams.
"Relax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mahahiyah. Stick it in...YAAAAAH!
Original Lyrics:
Ma ha. Hi ya. Do it to me one time now.
"Relax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, Anjou man
This is the second to it.
This is the second to it.
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck to it.
When you want to suck to it.
Funny, but cool.
"Relax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, Anjou pear
When you want a car.
When you want a car.
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come.
When you want to come.
"Relax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it.
When you want to sock it to it.
When you want to sock it to it.
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it.
When you want to suck to it.
When you want to suck to it.
"Relax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
Although you've got a sucker to it.
Although you've got a sucker to it.
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna suck to it
When you wanna suck to it
"Relax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When do you wanna suck a Chew-it?
When do you wanna suck a Chew-it?
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna suck to it
When you wanna suck to it
"Relax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want a second to it.
When you want a second to it.
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck to it.
When you want to suck to it.
"Relax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want to subdue it
When you want to subdue it
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck to it
When you want to suck to it
"Relax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, go to it
When you want to go through it.
When you want to go through it.
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck to it.
When you want to suck to it.
"Relax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, just jump on it.
When you want to come
When you want to come
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come
When you want to come
One day we will just put Vic Reeves on all day and Jack will be able to sing it all correctly!
"Relax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, you'll do it
When you want to come
When you want to come
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come
When you want to come
"The Power Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dale Winton's on fire
Original Lyrics:
With tongues of fire
"The Power Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll protect you from the hooter call.
Original Lyrics:
I'll protect you from the hooded claw.
"The Power Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With tons of fire
Hurts the soul.
Hurts the soul.
Original Lyrics:
With tongues of fire
Purge the soul.
Purge the soul.
"The Power of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Birds this old, make love your goal
Original Lyrics:
Purge the soul, make love your goal
"The Power of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll protect you from the wooden clouds
Original Lyrics:
I'll protect you from the Hooded Claw
"The Power of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep the vampires from the dark
Original Lyrics:
Keep the vampires from your door
"The Power of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With my undying depth-defying love for you
Empty will hurt itself.
Empty will hurt itself.
Original Lyrics:
With my undying, death-defying love for you
Envy will hurt itself.
Envy will hurt itself.
"The Power of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With my undying, testifying love for you
Original Lyrics:
With my undying, death-defying love for you
"Two Tribes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(Working for a flapjack)
Original Lyrics:
(Workin' for the black mask)
"Two Tribes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got to try
We've got to go, we've got to go.
We've got to go, we've got to go.
Original Lyrics:
We've got two tribes
We've got the bomb, we've got the bomb.
We've got the bomb, we've got the bomb.
"Two Tribes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When teo tribes go to war
Money's all that you can score.
Money's all that you can score.
Original Lyrics:
When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score.
A point is all you can score.
"Two Tribes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When two tribes go to war
Panties on, you can score.
Panties on, you can score.
Original Lyrics:
When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score.
A point is all you can score.
"Two Tribes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When two tribes go two more
Original Lyrics:
When two tribes go to war
"Two Tribes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With two tribes on the floor
Party's on and you can score.
Party's on and you can score.
Original Lyrics:
When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score.
A point is all you can score.
"Warriors of the Wasteland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Same old device on desert sands
Original Lyrics:
Sailboats of ice on desert sands
"Watching the Wildlife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People riding on the floor
Original Lyrics:
People gliding on the floor
"Welcome to the Pleasuredome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For what it's worth
Original Lyrics:
The war is won
"Welcome to the Pleasuredome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the Super-Gnome!
Why don't you show 'im, yeah?!
Why don't you show 'im, yeah?!
Original Lyrics:
There goes a Supernova
What a pushover
What a pushover
"Welcome to the Pleasuredome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The antidotes are riling me up
Original Lyrics:
The animals are winding me up
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