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"All My Life"
But I'm getting gross
But I'm getting close
"All My Life"
Ever where the trouble waits
Our love has been an hypnotist.
Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste.
"All My Life"
Hey what a tube of waste
Hey don't let it go to waste
"All My Life"
Hey, don't let it go to paste
I love it for the hitman taste.
Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste.
"All My Life"
Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it for the hitman taste.
Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste.
"All My Life"
Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it, brother, hemp I taste.
Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste.
"All My Life"
I don't even wanna imitate.
or
I don't really wanna hesitate.
I love it but I hate the taste.
"All My Life"
I hate it when it goes to waste
I'm nothin' but a hypnotist.
Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste.
"All My Life"
I love her but I hate my taste.
I love it but I hate the taste.
"All My Life"
I love it but it imitates
Weight keeping me down.
I love it but I hate the taste
Weight keeping me down
"All My Life"
I love you but I hesitate.
I love it but I hate the taste.
"All My Life"
I'm nothing but a hypnotist.
I love it but I hate the taste.
"All My Life"
On and on, I got nothing to get high
On and on, I got nothing to hide
"All My Life"
One by one hittin' up my sleeve.
One by one hidden up my sleeve.
"All My Life"
Waking me down
Weight keeping me down
"All My Life"
Yeah you little come a waste
I love you till the end of days
Way keeping me down.
Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste.
Weight keeping me down
"Alone+Easy Target" (MP3)
I'm only retarded.
I'm alone and I'm an easy target.
"Alone+Easy Target" (MP3)
Jesus Aeroplane
Puzzled son laughs at my pace.
Pieces fell in place
Puzzles suck laugh in my face.
When you bugger his a**, don't be abused.
Were you born to resist or be abused?
The bench, the bench
The best, the best
Were you born to exist, or be reused?
Were you born to resist, or be abused?
Without your moose
Without your noose
But it's you, I felt it too
But it's you, I fell into
Dreams just all renew
Treasons all renew
I could stand to Pooh
I could stand to prove
I fell in two
I fell into
Pick me to talk about it, I could stand the proof
Big me to talk about it, I could stand to prove
Pygmy to talk about it
Big me to talk about it
Raisins only new
Reasons only knew
Reasons old and new
or
Reasons only new
Reasons only knew
Reese's old and new
Reasons only knew
Treasons only you
Treasons all renew
Well I talked about his carry-on, Jesus older brew
When I talk about it, it carries on, reasons only knew
Well I talked about it
carries on reasons all brand new
When I talk about it
Aries or treasons all renew.
Buring in the black top.
Burning in the blast off.
Burning in Flagstaff
Burning in the blast off
Burning in the back porch
or
Burn it in the black box
or
Burning in the back door
Burn it in the blast off
Burning in the black stuff
Burning in the blast off
You know you make me brave, oh
You know you make me break out
you're in a bathtub
Burning in the blast off.
Nothing like the taste of sweet d*** wine.
Nothing like the taste of sweet decline.
"Darling Nikki"
I could not resist when Nicky started to cry.
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind.
"Darling Nikki"
I met her in a hotel lobby masterbating doing mad thozine.
I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine.
"Down In The Park"
Down in the park where the mothmen meet the machines
are playing kill by numbers.
Down in the park with friendly fire.
Down in the park Where the Machmen meet the machines
And play 'kill-by-numbers'
Down in the park with a friend called 'Five'.
"Down In The Park"
Down in the park where the mothmen meet
the machines are playing kill by number.
Down in the park where the machmen meet
the machines and play kill-by-numbers.
"Drive Me Wild"
Ooh look at me on the big guitar
Stick me up with a smile.
Oh look at me, I'm a baby doll
Stick me up and then smile.
"End Over End"
Hand over the rent, hand over the rent
Hand over the rent, I'm struggling.
End over end, end over end
End over end, I'm tumbling.
"End Over End"
Stop me so I can be gay.
Stop me so I can begin.
I was waiting for something, maybe flying cheese.
I was waiting for something, maybe flying machines.
Put it on the ceiling
Try to make a milo.
Put her on the ceiling
Try to make her my own.
Hello, I've waited here for you, Eddie Furlong
Hello, I've waited here for you, Everlong
If anything could ever look this good on you.
If anything could ever be this good again.
Only thing I'll ever ask a few
Only thing I'll ever ask of you
Out of her head, cheesehead
Out of her head, she sang
Out on the red, out on Apache sand
Out of her head, out of her head she sang.
One day I'll have enough to get more
One day I'll have enough to gamble
That's not as big as the small round heater.
That's not as big as what's flown around here.
That's not as big as the snow 'round here.
That's not as big as what's flown around here.
That's not as big as this boner.
That's not as big as what's flown around here.
That's not as big as what's small around here.
That's not as big as what's flown around here.
I’m not a bowel
I’m not about
"Friend of a Friend" (MP3)
He plays an old guitar
With the corn found by the phone.
He plays an old guitar
With a coin found by the phone.
Call it san, you can call it whatbever
Call it sin, you can call it whatever
Call it sick leave, call it whatever
Call it sin, you can call it whatever
You go out and it starts.
You go out and it's on.
You go out to the stars.
You go out and it starts.
Hey Dad! Hey Dad!
Hate it, hate it.
Hey there! Hey there!
Hate it, hate it.
Someone's on li'l Andrea
The sun is on Arlandria
Someone's on li'l Andrea
The sun is on Arlandria
Son of my dear Andrea
Sun is on Arlandria
Summer's come for Andrea.
Sun is on Arlandria.
The sun is out, li'l Andrea
The sun is on Arlandria
Your eyes still remind me of angels that hover above,
Isaac can change from blind to blue!
Your eyes still remind me of angels that hover above,
eyes that can change from black to blue
"I'll Stick Around" (MP3)
I don't know you, Tammy Faye.
I don't owe you anything.
"I'll Stick Around" (MP3)
I sleep around Popsicle man
or
Obstacle round, obstacle round
I'll stick around, I'll stick around
"I'll Stick Around" (MP3)
I'll sleep around, I'll sleep around,
Ho by ho, day by day
I'll stick around, I'll stick around,
From all that came from it
"I'll Stick Around" (MP3)
I'll sleep around, I'll sleep around,
yearn for more games for it
I'll stick around, I'll stick around,
learn from all came from it
"I'll Stick Around" (MP3)
I'll stick around, I'll stick around
Learn Five-O, change my name.
I'll stick around, I'll stick around
And learn from all that came from it.
"I'll Stick Around" (MP3)
I'll stick around, I'll stick around
Foo Fighters, day by day.
I'll stick around, I'll stick around
And learn from all that came from it.
"I'll Stick Around" (MP3)
I'll stick around, I'll stick around
Heard Bob O speak my name.
I'll stick around, I'll stick around
And learn from all that came from it.
"I'll Stick Around" (MP3)
Moe the Gnome, shave my neck.
And learn from all that came from it.
"I'll Stick Around" (MP3)
Optical realm, optical realm.
I'll stick around, I'll stick around.
"I'll Stick Around" (MP3)
Popsicle round, popsicle round.
I'll stick around, I'll stick around.
Fickle diners impatience
I think I'm dying nursing patience.
Flies on me, I can't quit making love
Fly with me, I can't quite make it alone
I can't cry naked alone
I can't quite make it alone
I can't drive naked alone.
I can't quite make it alone.
I think I'm diagnosing patience.
I think I'm dying nursing patience.
I think I'm done nursing patients.
I think I'm done nursing patience.
I think I'm done nursing the patients.
I think I'm dyin', nursing patience.
I think I'm dying -- as in, patients.
I think I'm dyin', nursing patience.
I'm looking for someone to save me
I'm lookin to the sky to save me
I'm looking for the constipation
I'm looking for the complication
I'm looking to the sky to save me
Looking for a satellite.
I'm looking to the sky to save me
I'm looking for a sign of life.
I'm looking to this guy to save me,
I'm looking for a sign of life
I'm looking to the sky to save me,
I'm looking for a sign of life
I'm looking to this guy to save me,
I'm lookin' for a Sally Ride
I'm looking to the sky to save me,
I'm looking for a sign of life
I'm thinking kindness and patience.
I think I'm dying nursing patience.
Lets all go around like asses
and watch the last rum pie
We sat around laughing
and watched the last one die
Lookin' for a time to shave me
Lookin' to the sky to save me
Lookin' for something help me burn and fry.
Lookin' for something help me burn out bright.
Lookin' for something to help me turn out right.
Lookin' for something to help me burn out bright.
Lookin' for something; help me turn out right.
Lookin' for something to help me burn out bright.
Looking for a candle light
Looking for a sign of life
Looking for a satellite
Looking for a sign of life
Looking for something to help it turn out right
Looking for something to help me burn out bright
Think I'm dying of massive impatience.
I think I'm done nursing the patience.
Try to make me slap my own.
Try to make this life my own.
We sat all on our asses
and watched ours lives go by
We sat around laughing
and watched the last one die
We sat around laughing and washed our last one dime
We sat around laughing and watched the last one die
We'll live happily ever
trapped if you'll just save my life
We'll live happily ever,
scrap the future sandman's live
We'll live happily ever
attractive future saved my life
We'll live happily every
trapped if you just save my life
I'm looking for the science teacher
I'm looking to the sky to save me
I'm looking for the sinus medicine
I'm looking for the sky to save me
"Let It Die"
Why'd you have to go when Lennon died?
Why'd you have to go and let it die?
Head on with my hate, into the lights ahead
I'm amazed that I'm still standing thereafter I demand that we're all brain-dead
Head on with my hate, into the lights ahead
I'm amazed that I'm still standing and I demand that we all blend in
I am melting.
I'm amounted.
I'm a mountain.
I'm amounted.
"Lonely As You"
I kissed and you're screamin'.
I can't stand your screamin'.
"Low"
As long as Hugo.
As low as you go.
"Low"
Taking you a slow-a** Yugo.
Taking you as low as you go.
"Low"
You can go with the flow.
As low as you go.
"Miss the Misery"
Mister misery, need the reason for a change.
Miss the misery, need the reason for a change.
Don't wanna be in a mucky bed.
Don't wanna be your monkey wrench.
Don't wanna be your monkey bench
Don't want to be your monkey wrench.
Don't wanna be your monkey bitch
Don't wanna be your monkey wrench
Don't wanna be your monkey wrench
One more indecent accident
I'd rather be your supper dish
I'll never be your monkey wrench.
Don't wanna be your monkey wrench
One more indecent accident
I'd rather leave than suffer this
I'll never be your monkey wrench.
Don't want to be a monkeyhead
Don't want to be your monkeywrench
Don't want to be your monkey friend.
Don't want to be your monkey wrench.
Don’t wanna be your monkey bench
Don't want to be your monkeywrench
I'd rather be your second-best.
I'd rather leave than suffer this.
I'd rather be your succubus
I'd rather leave than suffer this
I'd rather be your sufferance
I'd rather leave than suffer this
I'd rather be your sufragette
I'd rather leave than suffer this
I'd rather leave this surfer bitch
I'd rather leave than suffer this
Monkey bread
Monkey wrench
Still there's one thing that comforts me
Since I was always gay and now I'm free.
Still there's one thing that comforts me
Since I was always caged and now I'm free.
Tampon, tampon, tampon!
Temper, temper, temper!
Ten-one, ten-one, ten-one
Temper, temper, temper
Todger, todger
Temper, temper
Was 'War and Peace' an accident?
One more indecent accident
Wasting another night on Planet My Revenge
Wasting another night on planning my revenge
Wasting another night on planet mommy's bed
Wasting another night on planning my revenge
What do you do
When all your enimies are French?
What do you do
When all your enimies are friends?
Kudos my hero
leaving all the pets
Kudos my hero
Leaving all the rest.
Raisin around
Racin’ around
Suck it baby!
He's ordinary.
There goes Jerome
He's only stoned.
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes.
There goes my aero
Watch it as it melts.
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my earhole.
There goes my hero.
There goes my hero
He's on an air raid
There goes my hero
He's ordinary
There goes my hero, Sergeant Air Raid.
There goes my hero, he's ordinary.
There goes my hero, Sergeant Harry
There goes my hero, he's ordinary
There goes my hero, Sergeant Mary.
or
There goes my hero, Sergeant Larry.
There goes my hero, he's ordinary.
There goes my hero, Sergeant Mary.
There goes my hero, he's ordinary.
There goes my hero, Sgt. Eric
There goes my hero
He's ordinary.
There goes my hero, Sgt. Harry.
There goes my hero, he's ordinary.
There goes my hero, Sgt. Larry.
There goes my hero, he's ordinary.
There goes my hero, certain-ary.
There goes my hero, he's ordinary.
There goes my hero, he's a canary
There goes my hero, he's ordinary
There goes my hero, he's odd and hairy.
There goes my hero, he's ordinary.
There goes my hero, he's old & hairy
There goes my hero, he's ordinary
There goes my hero, he's old and hairy.
There goes my hero, he's ordinary.
There goes my hero, something hairy
There goes my hero, he's ordinary
There goes my hero, sudden air raid
There goes my hero, he's ordinary
There goes my hero,
Sergeant Mary
There goes my hero,
he's ordinary
There goes my hero
He's odd and hairy.
There goes my hero
He's ordinary.
There goes my hero
Leaping on the bed.
Kudos my hero
Leaving all the rest.
There goes my hero
Sargent Air Raid.
There goes my hero
He's ordinary.
There goes my hero
Saw canary.
There goes my hero
He's ordinary.
There goes my hero
Sergeant Air Raid
There goes my hero
He's ordinary
There goes my hero
Sergeant Mary
There goes my hero
He's ordinary
There goes my hero
Sergeant at rest.
There goes my hero
He's ordinary.
There goes my hero
Such an airhead.
There goes my hero
He's ordinary.
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero Sargeant Larry
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary
There goes my hero
Walking as he goes
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
Washing Acid Goats
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes.
There goes my pillow
There goes my hero
There goes my roo-room, Sergeant Mary.
There goes my hero, he's ordinary.
There goes my youth, watch it as it goes.
There goes my hero, watch him as he goes.
Truth of consequence
Truth or consequence
Sometimes I just feel like getting stoned,
between the head shakes and the f**k
Sometimes I feel I'm getting stuck
between the head shakes and the f**k
This is a black out
I want to get laid.
This is a black out
I want to detonate.
This is the blackout
I wanna get laid.
This is the blackout
I wanna detonate.
Everything's all right up here
In Brockentown
Everything's all right up here
If I come down
I'm in the sky tonight
There I can keep my nose out
Watching the wide world ridin' high tonight.
I'm in the sky tonight
There I can keep by your side
Watching the wide world riot and hiding out.
Living with the hicks underground
or
Living with rednecks underground
Living with our heads underground
There I can keep biolacide.
or
There I can peep my old sight.
or
There I can eat my oversight.
There I can keep by your side.
"Rope"
Choke! Anarchist
Choke! On a kiss
"Rope"
Chow! Anarchist, I’ll save my breath for you.
Choke! On a kiss. I’ll save my breath for you.
"Rope"
Give me some rope, I’m coming
Out of my head,
In to the clear when you go, I go loose ( or I call noose)
Give me some rope, I’m coming
Out of my head,
In to the clear when you go, I go “No!”
And we cry when they all die of bollocks
And we cry when they all die blonde
Hey! Hey! Now, Kevin Bacon!
Hey! Hey! Now, can ya fake it?
"The Best Of You"
Without your news
Without your noose
"The Pretender"
One of these things is not like the others.
What if I say I'm not like the others?
"The Pretender"
One of these things is not like the others.
What if I say I'm not like the others?
"The Pretender"
One of these things is not like the others
What if I say you're not like the others?
"The Pretender"
What if I say I'm not just another one in your place?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
"The Pretender"
What if I say I’m not just another one to your face?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
Byzantine is pretty
Byzantine is good.
Visiting is pretty
Visiting is good.
Medicine is pretty
Medicine is good.
Minicyn is pretty
Minicyn is good.
Pantaloons are pretty big
And say they should
Them balloons are pretty big
And say they should
Their balloons are pretty
They believe they should.
Them balloons are pretty big
And say they should.
This is a Coke to all
This is a call to all
This is a call to all my best friends in Asia.
This is a call to all my past resignations.
This is a call to all my pass rushing nation.
This is a call to all my past resignations.
Venisin is pretty
Venisin is good.
Minicyn is pretty
Minicyn is good.
Them balloons are pretty, bigots say they should
Them balloons are pretty big
And say they should.
This is a call to all my back scratching nations.
This is a call to all my past resignations.
"Times Like These"
I, I’m a one-way motor way
I’m the one that drives away
Then follows you back home
I, I’m a one-way motor way
I’m the road that drives away
Then follows you back home
If you listen to any Foo Fighters version (live or not), he clearly says road.
"Times Like These"
In times like these
It’s times like these
"Times Like These"
To a stay-home runaway.
Do I stay or run away?
"Times Like These"
You learn to rent a van
You learn to live again
"Waiting On a War"
He's a modernistic man
Is there more to this than that
"Walking After You" (MP3)
I want you back.
I'm on your back.
"Walking After You" (MP3)
Oohohohoh, I want you back. I want you back
Oohohohoh, I'm on your back. I'm on your back.
"Walking After You" (MP3)
Weren't you a dork?
Weren't you adored?
I want to listen to Foghat
I wanna listen to the flowerhead
"Wheels"
When the wheels countdown.
When the wheels touch ground.
And you feel like it's all over.
There's another round for you.
When the wheels come down.
When the wheels touch ground.
And you feel like it's all over.
There's another round for you.
All sonnets are terrible, I've read them all
I want a song that indelible like manimal
"Word Forward"
Worm, the worm, the worm, the worm
Word for word, for word, forward