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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> E -> Everclear
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There are 96 misheard song lyrics for Everclear on amIright currently.
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"AM Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There was none of those cramps back in 1970
Original Lyrics:
There was none of that crap back in 1970
"AM Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They had none of that crack back in 1970
Original Lyrics:
They had none of that crap back in 1970
"AM Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We like popcorn
We like salt
We like rocks
But we never liked dicing.
We like salt
We like rocks
But we never liked dicing.
Original Lyrics:
We like pop
We like soul
We like rock
But we never liked disco.
We like soul
We like rock
But we never liked disco.
"AM Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can hear the music on ESPN Radio
Original Lyrics:
You can hear the music on the AM radio
"AM Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can hear the music on the AM Brady Bunch
Original Lyrics:
You can hear the music on the AM radio
"AM Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can hear the music on the AM hey-O
Original Lyrics:
You can hear the music on the AM radio
"AM Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can hear the music on the AM morning show
Original Lyrics:
You can hear the music on the AM radio
"AM Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can hear the music on the air on the radio
Original Lyrics:
You can hear the music on the AM radio
"Everything To Everyone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think you get yourself evicted almost every single day
Original Lyrics:
I think you make yourself a victim almost every single day
"Everything to Everyone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna do eveything, hump everyone
Original Lyrics:
You wanna be everything to everyone
"Father Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My dad, he gave me a name
Original Lyrics:
My daddy gave me a name
"Father Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My daddy gave me an egg.
Original Lyrics:
My daddy gave me a name.
"Father Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My daddy gave me away
And he walked away
And he walked away
Original Lyrics:
My dad he gave me a name
then he walked away
then he walked away
"Father Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My daddy gave me away
Original Lyrics:
My daddy gave me a name
"Father Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My daddy laid me an egg
Original Lyrics:
My daddy gave me a name
"Father Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To be a scared black boy in a black neighborhood
Original Lyrics:
To be a scared white boy in a black neighborhood
"Father of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My daddy gave me away.
Original Lyrics:
My daddy gave me a name
"Father of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me back to the dead
Original Lyrics:
Take me back to the day
"Father of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can take me to the museum
Original Lyrics:
You can take me to the movies
"Father of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could let me see your boobies
Original Lyrics:
You could take me to the movies
"Father of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You take me to the movies,
You take me to get beat
You take me to get beat
Original Lyrics:
You would take me to the movies
You would take me to the beach
You would take me to the beach
"Heartspark Dollarsign" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearts mark dollar sign
or
Heartsmark dollarsign
or
Heartsmark dollarsign
Original Lyrics:
Heartspark dollarsign
"Heartspark Dollarsign" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She says, jesus,
you're posessed with a power bigger than the pain
you're posessed with a power bigger than the pain
Original Lyrics:
She says, she says,
you're posessed with a power bigger than the pain
you're posessed with a power bigger than the pain
"Heroin Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Esther used to beat the cattle over you would not believe
Original Lyrics:
Esther used to be the kind of girl that you would never leave
"I Will Buy You A New Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I moved down with the strangest guy.
Can you believe he actually thinks that I am living a lie?
Can you believe he actually thinks that I am living a lie?
Original Lyrics:
I moved in with the strangest guy,.
Can you believe he actually thinks that I am really alive?
Can you believe he actually thinks that I am really alive?
"I Will Buy You A New Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I moved in with the strangest guy,
Could you believe he actually thinks that I am living a lie?
Could you believe he actually thinks that I am living a lie?
Original Lyrics:
I moved in with the strangest guy,
Can you believe he actually thinks that I am really alive?
Can you believe he actually thinks that I am really alive?
"I Will Buy You A New Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I moved in with the strangest guy
Can you believe he actually thinks that I'm really a lime?
Can you believe he actually thinks that I'm really a lime?
Original Lyrics:
I moved in with the strangest guy
Can you believe he actually thinks that I am really alive?
Can you believe he actually thinks that I am really alive?
"I Will Buy You A New Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The handsome man without leather thighs
Original Lyrics:
The handsome man with athletic thighs
"I Will Buy You A New Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They have never been born
They have never had the joy of a warm fair Christmas.
They have never had the joy of a warm fair Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy of a welfare Christmas.
They have never had the joy of a welfare Christmas.
"I Will Buy You A New Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy of their Christmas.
They have never had the joy of their Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy of a welfare Christmas.
They have never had the joy of a welfare Christmas.
"I Will Buy You A New Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, that says a little bit more
Original Lyrics:
With that obsessive little rich boy
The misheard line fits in better than the real one!!!
"I Will Buy You A New Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I know all about that other guy
The handsome man without leather thighs.
The handsome man without leather thighs.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I know all about that other guy
The handsome man with athletic thighs.
The handsome man with athletic thighs.
"I Will Buy You a New Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will buy you a barbell
Original Lyrics:
I will buy you a garden
"I Will Buy You a New Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will buy you a new car
Purple, shiny and new
Purple, shiny and new
Original Lyrics:
I will buy you a new car
Perfect, shiny and new
Perfect, shiny and new
"I Will Buy You a New Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will buy you an apartment
Original Lyrics:
I will buy you a garden
"I Will Buy You a New Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will buy you some garland
Original Lyrics:
I will buy you a garden
"I Will Buy You a New Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will buy you some goggles
Original Lyrics:
I will buy you a garden
"I Will Buy You a New Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will buy you that playhouse
Original Lyrics:
I will buy you that big house
"I Will Buy You a New Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Way up when we're wassailing
Original Lyrics:
Way up in the West Hills
"My Sexual Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't hide bisexual dykes
Original Lyrics:
I can't hide my sexual life
"Normal Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be normal like Hugh.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be normal like you.
"Normal Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me why you oughta be blind.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why you wanna be blind.
"One Hit Wonder" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That will make the folks back home all pigeon-eyed
Original Lyrics:
That will make the folks back home scream bitch and whine
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am still living with your goat
Lonely and dreaming of a wet coat
I don't wanna be your down town
I don't wanna be your stupid chicken
With my big black boobs and a can of mase
Lonely and dreaming of a wet coat
I don't wanna be your down town
I don't wanna be your stupid chicken
With my big black boobs and a can of mase
Original Lyrics:
I am still living with your ghost
Lonely and dreaming of the west coast
I don't wanna be your down time
I don't wanna be your stupid game
With my big black boots and an old suitcase
Lonely and dreaming of the west coast
I don't wanna be your down time
I don't wanna be your stupid game
With my big black boots and an old suitcase
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am still living with your goat
Original Lyrics:
I am still living with your ghost
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be your downtown,
I don't wanna be your stool pigeon
I don't wanna be your stool pigeon
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be your downtime,
I don't wanna be you stupid game
I don't wanna be you stupid game
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be your good time
I don't wanna be your fallback ruck anymore
I don't wanna be your fallback ruck anymore
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be your good time
I don't wanna be your fallback crutch anymore
I don't wanna be your fallback crutch anymore
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be your down tide
I don't want to be your stool picking.
I don't want to be your stool picking.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be your downtime
I don't want to be your stupid game.
I don't want to be your stupid game.
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be your down time,
I don't want to be your stool pigeon.
I don't want to be your stool pigeon.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be your down time
I don't wanna be your stupid game.
I don't wanna be your stupid game.
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be your downtime
I don't want to be your stoop again.
I don't want to be your stoop again.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be your downtime
I don't want to be your stupid game
I don't want to be your stupid game
At first, I used to think the lyrics went "I don't want to be your downtime, I don't want to be your stool pigeon" (which has already been listed here). Then I 'corrected' myself, but STILL had it wrong!
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be your downtown
I don't want to be a stupid king.
I don't want to be a stupid king.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be your downtime
I don't want to be your stupid game.
I don't want to be your stupid game.
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna feel some dark side
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna feel some sunshine
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still dreaming of your ghost
I'm tired of living on the west coast
I'm tired of living on the west coast
Original Lyrics:
I am still living with your ghost
Lonely and dreaming of the west coast
Lonely and dreaming of the west coast
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still living with your goat.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still living with your ghost.
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still living with your goats.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still living with your ghost.
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still sleeping with your goat
I'm tired of living on the West Coast.
I'm tired of living on the West Coast.
Original Lyrics:
I am still living with your ghost
Lonely and dreaming of the West Coast.
Lonely and dreaming of the West Coast.
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand across the break up
Original Lyrics:
Swim out past the breakers
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swear our backs are breaking.
Original Lyrics:
Swim out past the breakers.
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swim out past the breakers
Leave your fat behind
Leave your fat behind
Original Lyrics:
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die
Watch the world die
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live inside the ocean
Original Lyrics:
We can live beside the ocean
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can live inside the ocean
Original Lyrics:
We can live beside the ocean
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can stand outside the ocean
Leave them all behind
Walk across the break-up
Watch the world die
or
We can walk across the ocean
Leave the world behind
Swim across the break-up
Watch the world fly.
Leave them all behind
Walk across the break-up
Watch the world die
or
We can walk across the ocean
Leave the world behind
Swim across the break-up
Watch the world fly.
Original Lyrics:
We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die.
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die.
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We could live inside the ocean
Original Lyrics:
We can live beside the ocean
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't live inside the ocean
or
We don't live beside the ocean
or
We don't live beside the ocean
Original Lyrics:
We could live beside the ocean
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We get lepars out of the ocean
Leave their arms behind.
Leave their arms behind.
Original Lyrics:
We could live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind.
Leave the fire behind.
"Santa Monica" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With my big black 'umpfh!' in an old suitcase.
Original Lyrics:
With my big black boots in an old suitcase.
"So Much For The Afterglow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someones fully after her
Original Lyrics:
So much for the afterglow
"So Much For The Afterglow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I guess we need the drummer
So much for the afterglow
So much for the afterglow
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I guess we need the drama
So much for the afterglow
So much for the afterglow
"Sunflowers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember you painted sunflowers in Europe.
Original Lyrics:
I remember you painting sunflowers in your room.
"The Boys Are Back In Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But man, I think I'd still dig caps of grey
Original Lyrics:
But man, I still think those cats are great
"Volvo Driving Soccer Mom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my bride ring from my bra
I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for posession on my wizard shaped bum
I really used to be a bad girl
I got kinky in the bathroom at my high school prom.
But now I know my bride ring from my bra
I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for posession on my wizard shaped bum
I really used to be a bad girl
I got kinky in the bathroom at my high school prom.
Original Lyrics:
I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right wing from my wrong
I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for posession on my wizard-shaped bong
I really used to be a bad girl
I got gang-b***ed in the bathroom at my high school prom.
But now I know my right wing from my wrong
I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for posession on my wizard-shaped bong
I really used to be a bad girl
I got gang-b***ed in the bathroom at my high school prom.
"Why I Don't Believe In God" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strange talk about education
Original Lyrics:
Strange talk about Edgar Casey
"Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't wanna hear you say,
F*** that girl in a different way,
No....no....no....no
F*** that girl in a different way,
No....no....no....no
Original Lyrics:
And I don't wanna hear you say,
You both have grown in a different way,
No....no....no....no
You both have grown in a different way,
No....no....no....no
"Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything is bronchial now
Original Lyrics:
Everything is wonderful now
"Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything is muddy for now
Original Lyrics:
Everything is wonderful now
"Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything is running cold now
Original Lyrics:
Everything is wonderful now
"Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything is wobbly now
Original Lyrics:
Everything is wonderful now
"Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to major in French
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to meet your friend
"Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear them scream, I hear them fight
And say bad words in the middle of the night.
And say bad words in the middle of the night.
Original Lyrics:
I hear them scream, I hear them fight
Say bad words that make me wanna cry.
Say bad words that make me wanna cry.
"Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want the things that I had before
like a Star Wars buster on my bedroom door
like a Star Wars buster on my bedroom door
Original Lyrics:
I want the things that I had before
like a Star Wars poster on my bedroom door
like a Star Wars poster on my bedroom door
"Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I could count again
Original Lyrics:
I wish I could count to ten
"Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama Em mean everything
when you're little and the world is so big
when you're little and the world is so big
Original Lyrics:
Promises mean everything
when you're little and the world is so big
when you're little and the world is so big
"Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama sends me everything
Original Lyrics:
Promises mean everything
"Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma said mean everything when you're little and the world is so big
Original Lyrics:
Promises mean everything when you're little and the world is so big
"Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma's words mean every thing
When your li'l, 'n' the world's so big.
When your li'l, 'n' the world's so big.
Original Lyrics:
Promises mean everything
When you're little, and the world is so big.
When you're little, and the world is so big.
"Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walruses mean everything.
Original Lyrics:
Promises mean everything.
"Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What Mama says means everything when you're little
Original Lyrics:
Promises mean everything when you're little
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