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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> E -> Bill Engvall

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bill Engvall that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 9 misheard song lyrics for Bill Engvall on amIright currently.

"Here's Your Sign Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are those the three mice and men?
Original Lyrics:
Are those the three wise men?
"Here's Your Sign Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hears your sight
Hears your sight
Hears your stupid sight
Original Lyrics:
Here's your sign
Here's your sign
Here's your stupid sign
"Here's Your Sign Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have an idea from Martha Stewart
Original Lyrics:
Got the idea from Martha Stewart
"Here's Your Sign Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your act is done
So have some fun
And where's your stupid sign?
Original Lyrics:
You acted dumb
So have some fun
And wear your stupid sign
"Here's Your Sign"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try Yoplait?
Original Lyrics:
Tire go flat?
"Here's Your Sign"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not dealing with the planet Earth
Original Lyrics:
We're not dealing with the Planet of Apes
"Here's Your Sign"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're talking about the laundry man
Original Lyrics:
We're talking about the modern man
"Here's Your Sign"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why didn't they get the pitcher?
Original Lyrics:
Why didn't they get the picture?
"Here’s Your Sign"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why didn’t they get the teacher?
Original Lyrics:
Why didn’t they get the picture?

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