Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Emerson, Lake, and Palmer that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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There are 21 misheard song lyrics for Emerson, Lake, and Palmer on amIright currently.
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"C'est La Vie"
Ravioli all turns to brown
Have your leaves all turned to brown
"C'est La Vie"
Ravioli all turns to brown
Have your leaves all turned to brown
"From the Beginning"
I think of flying in bed
I think of lying in bed
"I Believe In Father Christmas"
I woke with a yawn and I burst like a dog.
I woke with a yawn in the first light of dawn.
"Jerusalem"
I shall not cease from men to fight.
I shall not cease from mental fight.
"Jerusalem"
Ishall not cease from menstral fight.
I shall not cease from mental fight.
"Karn Evil 9 (First Impression)"
Silent children shivered in the cold
now their plight exploited in the lyrics of the jackasses for gold records
Silent children shivered in the cold
now their faces captured in the lenses of the jackals for gold
"Karn Evil 9 (First Impression)"
We've got thrills and shocks, supersonic fighting cocks
Leave your hookers at the box.
We've got thrills and shocks, supersonic fighting cocks
Leave your hammers at the box.
"Karn Evil 9 (First Impression, Part 2)"
Guaranteed to blow your men a fart.
Guaranteed to blow your head apart.
"Karn Evil 9 (First Impression, Part 2)"
Next upon the stand
With a penis in her hand
Next upon the stand
Will you please extend a hand
"Karn Evil 9 (First Impression, Part 2)"
We're so sure, you'll get your money's worth.
Rest assured, you'll get your money's worth.
"Karn Evil 9 (Third Impression)"
Guardians of a nuclear zone
Guardians of the new clear dawn
"Karn Evil 9 (Third Impression)"
Guardians of the nuclear dawn
Guardians of the new clear dawn
"Karn Evil 9 (Third Impression)"
No man sees the flies on my s**t.
No man yields who flies in my ship.
"Karn Evil 9 (Third Impression)"
No man yields the flies in my sh*t.
No man yields who flies in my ship.
"Karn Evil 9 (Third Impression)"
No man yields to flies in my s**t
No man yields who flies in my ship
"Knife Edge"
'Cross the Mad Miss
'Cross the abyss
"Knife Edge"
Ancient queues from the gallows.
Patient queues from the gallows.
"Lucky Man"
Oooh, what an ugly man he was
Oooh, what a lucky man he was
"Tarkus"
No evil in the weapon he made
The weaver in the web that he made
"Tarkus"
The weevil and the web that he made!
The weaver in the web that he made!
