Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Electric Light Orchestra that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 106 misheard song lyrics for Electric Light Orchestra on amIright currently.
There are also Electric Light Orchestra misheard lyrics stories also available.
"(When) The Lights Go Down"
Well, let's go down.
When the lights go down
"10538 Overture"
Did you see a man cryin' 'cause his eyes were red?
Did you see your friend crying from his eyes today?
"10538 Overture"
Did you see him run through the streets of Paraguy
Did you see him run through the streets and far away
"Across the Border"
It may be a hundred miles
Maybe three or four hundred miles
"Calling America"
Calling a married girl.
Calling America.
"Calling America"
I need an American.
Calling America
"Can't Get It Out Of My Head"
Can't get her out of my head.
Can't get it out of my head.
"Can't Get It Out Of My Head"
Now my old girl is gone for dead
'Cause I can't get her off of my head.
Now my old world is gone for dead
'Cause I can't get it out of my head.
"Can't Get It Out Of My Head"
Walking on a wave's chicane.
Walking on a wave, she came.
Yes, I have the lyric sheet that came with the record. Somebody at the printers goofed it up. A handwritten note signed by Jeff Lynne himself reveals what the lyrics truly are. This note has been framed and is currently on the wall of my friend's house. I wish I could show it to you, but you'll have to take my word for it.
"Can't Get It Out Of My Head"
Walking on the waves she came
Walking on a wave's chicane
"Confusion"
Fon-cu-sion
Confusion
"Don't Bring Me Down"
Don't beat me down, Bruce!
Don't bring me down, grrroos!
"Don't Bring Me Down"
Don't break me down, Bruce!
Don't bring me down, grroosss!
"Don't Bring Me Down"
Don't bring me down, Louis.
Don't bring me down.....grroosss!
"Don't Bring Me Down"
Don't bring me down, get a horse.
Don't bring me down, grrrooss.
"Don't Bring Me Down"
Don't bring me down, grrross!
Don't bring me down, grrroosss!
Jim Grieve adds: "Yes, 'Grroosss' is the actual word (taken straight off the lyric sheet). Jeff Lynne says it's just a word he made up. Although Mack (the German engineer who worked on this album) noted that it sounded kind of like the German word for 'good morning'('guten Morgen'). Most folks think it sounds like they're singing 'Bruce'. For that reason, when the song is performed these days, Jeff will sing 'Bruce' instead.
"Don't Bring Me Down"
Don't bring me down, proust!
Don't bring me down, grroosss!
"Don't Bring Me Down"
Don't bring me down, tschüs!
Don't bring me down, grrooos!
'Tschüs' is an informal way of saying goodbye in German, by the way.
"Don't Bring Me Down"
Don't bring me down,Bruce!
Don't bring me down, Grooos!
"Don't Bring Me Down"
Don't bring me down---rrribbit!
Don't bring me down---grroosss!
"Don't Bring Me Down"
Don't bring me down.....Grrruucce!
or
Don't bring me down.....Bruce!
or
Don't bring me down.....Bruce!
Don't bring me down.....Grroosss!
This was actually part of a Boston radio station advertising campaign for a while (In which they said something like "all these years, we've had to wonder, who is Bruce?")
"Don't Bring Me Down"
Don't bring me down.....Moose!
Don't bring me down.....Grroosss!
"Don't Bring Me Down"
Don't bring me down.....harooooosss!
Don't bring me down.....grrooosss!
"Don't Bring Me Down"
Don't say meow, Bruce.
Don't bring me down, grooss.
"Don't Bring Me Down"
I'll tell you once more before I get out the door
Don't bring me down
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
"Don't Bring Me Down"
So now I'll tell you once more
Before you're dead on the floor
Don't bring me down.
I'll tell you once more
Before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down.
"Don't Bring Me Down"
You're always talking 'bout your gravy knights
One of these days you're gonna get advice
You're always talking 'bout your crazy nights
One of these days you're gonna get it right
"Don't Bring Me Down"
You're looking good just like a snake in the grass.
One of these days you're gonna break in half.
You're looking good just like a snake in the grass.
One of these days you're gonna break a glass.
"Don't Bring Me Down"
You're looking good just like a snake in the grass.
One of these days you're gonna break your ass.
You're looking good just like a snake in the grass.
One of these days you're gonna break a glass.
"Don't Walk Away"
A lonely road where empty days are gathering to meet me
A lonely room where empty days are gathering to meet me
"Don't Walk Away"
When Santa Claus
When shadows fall
"Evil Woman"
Beat up a woman.
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
Beautiful woman
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
Believe the woman.
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
Beneath a woman
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
Big heap of woman
or
Beautiful woman
or
He is a woman
or
Illegal woman
or
Mid-evil woman
or
Do you need a woman?
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
But you better get your face on both American Exchange.
But you better get your face on board the very next train.
"Evil Woman"
Do you need a woman?
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
He is a woman.
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
He's a woman.
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
He-he's a woman.
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
Hey, Yugo woman!
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
Illegal weapon
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
Illegal woman
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
Medieval woman
Medieval woman
Medieval woman
E-evil woman
E-evil woman
E-evil woman
E-evil woman
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
Medieval woman
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
Need-you-a-woman
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
Sweet little woman
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
The Eve, a woman
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
We ate the woman
The evil woman
"Evil Woman"
Weevil woman
Evil woman
"Evil Woman"
You found Effrom lying in a daze.
You found a fool lying in a daze.
"Evil Woman"
You found Ethel lying in a daze.
You found a fool lying in a daze.
"Evil Woman"
You made a fool of me
With them broken dreams to guide you in.
You made a fool of me
But them broken dreams have got to end.
"Four Little Diamonds"
If the Lord don't get her, then I will.
If the law don't get her, then I will.
"Four Little Diamonds"
Poor little diamonds
Four little diamonds
"Four Little Diamonds"
Rollin' on diamonds
Four little diamonds
"Four Little Diamonds"
She probably thinks I wasn't bull****'s wife.
She probably thinks I was a fool, she's right.
"Hold On Tight To Your Dreams"
Hold on tight to your drink.
Hold on tight to your dream.
"Hold On Tight To Your Dreams"
Hold on tight to your drink.
Hold on tight to your dreams.
"Hold On Tight To Your Dreams"
Hold on tight to your jeans.
Hold on tight to your dream.
"Hold On Tight To Your Dreams"
Lord, I'm tied to your dreams. ("I'm" like "Ahm" with southern drawl)
Hold on tight to your dreams.
"Hold On Tight"
Hang on tight to your dreams.
Hold on tight to your dreams.
"Hold On Tight"
Hold on tight to your drink.
Hold on tight to your dream.
"I'm Alive"
By the light
I'm alive.
"It's Over"
Searchin' for the righteous wave
Searchin' for the righteous way
Actual lyrics as sung on 'Out of the Blue' differ in a couple of dozen spots from those printed.
"Last Train To London"
Ashtray to London
Last train to London
"Last Train To London"
Let's take the long cut.
Last train to London
"Livin' Thing"
I'm thinking I'll die on this day, hey.
I'm taking a dive on the slide, hey.
"Livin' Thing"
I'm thinking of dying.
I'm taking a dive.
"Livin' Thing"
I'm thinking, I'm thinking!
I'm taking, I'm taking.
"Livin' Thing"
It's a lemon tree.
It's a livin' thing.
"Living Thing"
It's a guillotine
What a terrible thing to lose.
It's a given thing
What a terrible thing to lose.
"Love Is Like Oxygen"
Love is like a popsicle.
Love is like oxygen.
"Mr Blue Sky"
Hey yeah, Mr. Who - Why?
Hey there, Mr. Blue Sky.
"Mr. Blue Sky"
Burning down the Avenue
Running down the Avenue
"Mr. Blue Sky"
Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long
Was is rigmarole?
Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long
Were did we go wrong?
"Mr. Blue Sky"
Mr. Blue, you dirty rat
Mr. Blue, you did it right.
"Mr. Blue Sky"
Mr. Blue, you dirty rat
Mr. Blue, you did it right.
"Rockaria!"
Yeah, I'm a rabbit.
Yeah, I'm ready.
"Rockaria"
She's sweet on Bachman
I'd think she'd die for Beethoven
She loves the way Puccini lays down a tune
A bird is always creeping from her room.
She's sweet on Wagner
I'd think she'd die for Beethoven
She loves the way Puccini lays down a tune
And Verdi's always creeping from her room.
"Roll Over Beethoven"
Gonna write a little letter and mail it to my lover today
Gonna write a little letter and mail it to my local d.j
"Showdown"
It's a real submarine.
It's a real suffering.
"Showdown"
Save me, oh save me
Send a real submarine
There's gonna be a showdown.
Save me, oh save me
It's unreal, the suffering
There's gonna be a showdown.
"Standin' In The Rain"
I'm standing in the rain
It's streaming down on me.
I'm standing in the rain
It's teeming down on me.
'Teeming' is printed on the album slipcover. Actual lyrics as sung on 'Out of the Blue' differ in a couple of dozen spots from those printed.
"Strange Magic"
God, it strains my d***.
Got a strange magic.
"Strange Magic"
Got a stage magic.
Got a strange magic.
"Strange Magic"
I got to strain my d***.
I've got a strange magic.
"Strange Magic"
Shake my d***
Strange magic
"Strange Magic"
Space magic
Strange magic
"Strange Magic"
Strange man's d***
Strange magic
"Strange Magic"
Want a strait jacket.
Got a strange magic.
"Strange Magic"
Want a straitjacket
Got a strange magic
"Strange Magic"
You gotta, strain my-y-y chick!
She's got a strange magic!
"Sweet Talkin' Woman"
Insufficient tator coming through
Insufficient data coming through
"Sweet Talking Woman"
You got soap suds
Be bop a lula.
You gotta slow down
Sweet talking woman.
"Telephone Line"
Oh, Kate, so you're not answering.
O.K., so no one's answering.
"Turn To Stone"
I turn to stone
When you are gone
I turn to stone
Turn to stone
In you're cubby hole
I can't go on.
I turn to stone
When you are gone
I turn to stone
Turn to stone
When you comin' home?
I can't go on.
"Turn To Stone"
My turtle's gone.
I turn to stone.
"Turn To Stone"
You've been gone for so long
Can I get a reunion?
You've been gone for so long
And I can't carry on.
"Twilight"
Just on the border of your waking mind
There lies another time regardless of light or warmth
And as you transfer all of sanity you feel so glad to be.
Just on the border of your waking mind
There lies another time where darkness and light are one
And as you tread the halls of sanity you feel so glad to be.
"Twilight"
The fish is dancing in my mind
The vision's dancing in my mind
"Twilight"
With our hands held high
We touch the sky
And you can't help me
From the red sigh.
With your head held high
And your scarlet flies
You can't help to be
From the open skies.
"Twilight"
With your head held high and your scarlet flies
you came down to me from the open skies.
With your head held high and your scarlet lies
you came down to me from the open skies.
"Twilight"
With your head held high
And your scarlet lice
With your head held high
And your scarlet flies