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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> Ken Dodd

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ken Dodd that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 2 misheard song lyrics for Ken Dodd on amIright currently.

Misheard Lyrics:
A penis, a penis, the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the lord, that possess more than my share of a penis
Original Lyrics:
Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the lord, that possess more than my share of happiness
This was apparently (so I heard) a private joke by the singer who was a popular family tv comedian of the time. It got to number 1 in the uk.
"Tatty Bye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patti Boyd!
Original Lyrics:
Tatty bye!
This came out in an era when Patti Boyd was dating George Harrison, so I would have thought of her when this song came on the radio.

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