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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> The Divine Comedy

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Divine Comedy that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 6 misheard song lyrics for The Divine Comedy on amIright currently.

"Bad Ambassador"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bad a** matador.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bad ambassador.
"Bad Ambassador"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bed ambassador.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bad ambassador.
"Generation Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Generation sex injects the sperm of birds into the heads of field-mice
Original Lyrics:
Generation sex injects the sperm of worms into the eggs of field-mice
"National Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the feeble, oh dear, to the screaming child
(Later)
On the National Express there's a charming hostess selling crisps and tea
Original Lyrics:
From the feeble old dear to the screaming child
(Later)
On the National Express there's a jolly hostess selling crisps and tea
"Something For The Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can hear something father,
we can hear something father
Original Lyrics:
Weekend, it's something for the
weekend, it's something for the
"Something For The Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can hit something before
We can hit something before.
Original Lyrics:
Weekend, it's something for the
Weekend, it's something for the

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