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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> Disney's Mary Poppins
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Disney's Mary Poppins that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 32 misheard song lyrics for Disney's Mary Poppins on amIright currently.
"A Spoonful of Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And hence they find their task is not a grind
Original Lyrics:
And hence they find their task is not a rhyme
"Chim Chim Cher-ee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or give me a blow job, and that's lucky too
Original Lyrics:
Or blow me a kiss, and that's lucky too
"Feed The Birds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed the birds, puffins are back
Puffins, puffins, puffins are back.
Puffins, puffins, puffins are back.
Original Lyrics:
Feed the birds, tuppence a bag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag.
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag.
"Feed The Birds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed the birds, toppin's a bag
Toppin's, toppin's, toppin's a bag.
Toppin's, toppin's, toppin's a bag.
Original Lyrics:
Feed the birds, tuppence a bag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag.
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag.
"Feed The Birds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed the birds, tuppence the birds, tuppence, tuppence, tuppence the birds.
Original Lyrics:
Feed the birds, tuppence a bag, tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag.
"Feed The Birds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed the birds
Tuttans, tuttans, tuttans the bear.
Tuttans, tuttans, tuttans the bear.
Original Lyrics:
Feed the birds
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag.
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag.
"Fidelity Fiduciary Bank" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bankruptcies, chaoses, opportunities
Original Lyrics:
Bankruptcies, debtor sales, opportunities
"Fidelity Fiduciary Bank" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think of the foreclosures!
Buns, chapels -- even in chairs!
Buns, chapels -- even in chairs!
Original Lyrics:
Think of the foreclosures!
Bonds, Chattels, Dividends, Shares!
Bonds, Chattels, Dividends, Shares!
"Jolly Holiday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a jolly holiday with Hubert.
Original Lyrics:
It's a jolly holiday with you, Burt.
"Jolly Holiday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a jolly olly day with you.
Original Lyrics:
It's a jolly holiday with you.
"Jolly Holiday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now birds, not if you're lucky about!
Original Lyrics:
Now Bert, none of your larking about!
"Jolly Holiday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Mary holds your gland,
You feel so grand
You feel so grand
Original Lyrics:
When Mary holds your hand,
You feel so grand
You feel so grand
"Jolly Holiday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Mary holds your hand,
Her fee's a grand
Her fee's a grand
Original Lyrics:
When Mary holds your hand,
It feels so grand
It feels so grand
"Jolly Holiday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd never think of p*ssing in the foliage,
Forbearance is the hallmark of your pee
Forbearance is the hallmark of your pee
Original Lyrics:
You'd never think of pressing your advantage,
Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed
Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed
"Let's Go Fly A Kite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up to the atmosphere
Up where the air is near.
Up where the air is near.
Original Lyrics:
Up through the atmosphere
Up where the air is clear.
Up where the air is clear.
"Let's Go Fly A Kite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With tablets or paper and strings.
Or
With toppins for paper and strings.
Or
With toppins for paper and strings.
Original Lyrics:
With tuppence for paper and strings.
"Sister Suffragette" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From Censing to Combillingskate
Original Lyrics:
From Kensington to Billingsgate
"Sister Suffragette" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take heart from Mrs. Pankers
Has been clappen in arms again.
Has been clappen in arms again.
Original Lyrics:
Take heart for Mrs. Pankhurst
Has been clapped in irons again.
Has been clapped in irons again.
"Stay Awake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not sleepy eyes you see.
Original Lyrics:
You're not sleepy as you seem.
"Step in Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's all this? What's all this? What the f*cking f*ck's all this?
Original Lyrics:
What's all this? What's all this? What's all this?
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad
My father gave me ounce of quick until my eye was bad.
My father gave me ounce of quick until my eye was bad.
Original Lyrics:
Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad
My father gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad
My father gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad
"The Life I Lead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Without them, disorder, catastrophe, allekit
In short, you have a gossely mist (later...)
Without them disorder, chaos, morrow disintegration
In short, you have a gosseley mist.
In short, you have a gossely mist (later...)
Without them disorder, chaos, morrow disintegration
In short, you have a gosseley mist.
Original Lyrics:
Without them, disorder, catastrophe, anarchy
In short you have a ghastly mess (later...)
Without them, disorder, chaos, moral disintegration
In short, you have a ghastly mess.
In short you have a ghastly mess (later...)
Without them, disorder, chaos, moral disintegration
In short, you have a ghastly mess.
"The Perfect Nanny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry, Nanny, must replace
Sincerely, the chain on Michael's bike.
Sincerely, the chain on Michael's bike.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry, Nanny! Many thanks
Sincerely, Jane and Michael Banks.
Sincerely, Jane and Michael Banks.
"The Perfect Nanny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you once go done dummy neigh-tus
Original Lyrics:
If you won't scold and dominate us
"The Perfect Nanny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane and Michael---bang!
Original Lyrics:
Jane and Michael Banks
"The Perfect Nanny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Many things sincerely.
Jane and Michael. Thanks.
Jane and Michael. Thanks.
Original Lyrics:
Many thanks
Sincerely, Jane and Michael Banks.
Sincerely, Jane and Michael Banks.
"The Perfect Nanny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We won't hide your testicles so you can't see.
Original Lyrics:
We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see.
"The Perfect Nanny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must be kind.
You must be witchy.
or
You must be kind.
You must be whippy.
You must be witchy.
or
You must be kind.
You must be whippy.
Original Lyrics:
You must be kind.
You must be witty.
You must be witty.
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