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"#41"
But the death occult is coming here
But the difficulty's coming here
"#41"
I won't tell you some ping.
I won't tell you to stay.
"#41"
Why don't you run into re-memory
Why don't you run into the rain and play
American bagel
American baby
Absolutely positively quiet time
Place them in a box until a quieter time
All my friends could not to offend.
On the fence but not to offend.
All these cars end up on the sidewalk
All these cars, and up on the sidewalk
All trees cars, bend up on the sidewalk
All these cars, end up on the sidewalk
And remembers the eight ball.
And remembers being small.
Blame there in me box um to me quieter time
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Driving along this highway
All these cars end up on the sidewalk
Driving in on this highway
All these cars and upon the sidewalk
Face them in me
Positively why you cryin'
Light's down, you up & die
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down, you up and die
Goes to visit Jemima
Goes to visit his mommy
He forgets them and remembers being swallowed.
He forgets them and remembers being small.
He wakes up in the morning,
Does his teeth right to eat on these Rolaids.
He wakes up in the morning,
Does his teeth, bite to eat, and he's rolling.
He wakes up in the morning,
Does his teeth, bite to eat on these Rolaids
He wakes up in the morning,
Does his teeth, bite to eat, and he's rolling
He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth, back to Eden, he's rolling.
He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth, bite to eat, and he's rolling.
Kafka, Kafka
Cut, cut, cut, cut
Lights down, your appetite
Lights down, you up and die
Never changes to think
Never changes a thing
Place them in a box until he quiets the time
Life stand you up and die.
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down, you up and die.
Place them in a box until he quiets the time
Lights down, you up and die.
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down, you up and die.
Play some biddly, bop some tiddly
Place them in a box until a
Red an black and then they're waving.
Red and black antennae waving
Red and Black and ten are waving.
Red and Black Antenna waving.
Red and black and tender gravy
Red and black antennae waving
Red and black artillery
Red and black antennae waving
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Life down you up and die
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down you up and die
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Life's done, you up and die
or
Take these chances
Place them in a box until why it's on time
Lights down, you up and die
or
Take these chances
Place them in a box until why it's on time
Lights down, you up and die
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down you up and die
Take these chances
Place them in a back some to me quieter time.
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time.
Take these chess pieces
or
Take these checkers
Take these chances
Take these chickens
Place them with a fox until a quieter time
Life's done, they both have died.
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down you up and die.
Take these jumpsuits
Take these chances
Take this chapstick
Take these chances
Take this chicken
Place it with a fox until a quieter time
Life's done, they both have died
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down you up and die
Bartender please
Feel my good a** for me.
Bartender please
Fill my glass for me.
"Christmas Song"
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see my house from here'.
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see how it all soon will be'.
Am I coming to you?
And I come but you
And I always dream
In a boy's dream
And I go into you
And I come into you
And I've always dreamed
In a boy's dream
And a boy sings
In a boy's dream
Cry sympathy
Crash into me
Hack up your skirt you little boy
Hike up your skirt a little more
Hike up your skirt a little more,
and show the world some knee
Hike up your skirt a little more,
and show your world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more.
Who showed the world to me?
Hike up your skirt a little more,
and show the world to me.
The name of this song is "Crash Into Me", not plain old "Crash."
Hike up your skirt little boy,
and show your world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show your world to me
Hike up your skirt you little boy
And show your world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show your world to me
Hike up your skirt, little boy,
and show your world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show your world to me
Hike up your skirt, ya little whore
And show your world to me.
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show your world to me.
I'm a boy's dream
In a boy's dream
I'm king of the cattle, you're the dirty a**hole.
I'm the king of the castle, you're the dirty rascal.
I'm the kind of the castle
You're the girl that I stole.
I'm the king of the castle
You're the dirty rascal.
I'm the king of the castle,
you're a f**king a**hole
I'm the king of the castle,
you're the dirty rascal
I'm the king of the castle
You're just an a**hole.
I'm the king of the castle
You're the dirty rascal.
I'm the king of the castle
You're the virgin a**hole
I'm the king of the castle
You're the dirty rascal.
I'm the king of the castle
you're the pterodactyl
I'm the king of the castle
you're the dirty rascal
I've got a certain little boy
Who showed the world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show your world to me
In a boiling stream
or
Every boy's dream
In a boy's dream
In a voice raised
or
In a four string
or
In a four string
In a boy's dream
Oh, when you come crash into me.
And I comment to you.
or
Oh, when you come crash into me.
And I command to you.
or
Oh, when you come crash into me.
And I command to you.
You come crash into me.
And I come into you.
Oh, when you go Grinch into me
Oh, when you come crash into me
Pack up your skirt and little boy,
And show the world to me.
Hike up your skirt a little more,
and show your world to me
Pack up your skirt, little boy
And show your world to me.
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show your world to me.
Rice a Roni
Crash into me
So hike up your skirt, little boy
So hike up your skirt a little more
Sweet Chewbacca, Tootsie Roll.
Sweet you rock and sweet you roll.
Sweet you are, and sweet you go
or
Sweet you walk, and sweet you roam
or
Sweet you walk, and sweet you roam
Sweet you rock, and sweet you roll
When you burn trash into me
When you come crash into me
When you come crush interning
When you come crash into me
You wear that thing about you wear it so well
You wear nothing but you wear it so well
And here I'm dancin' all around.
And here I'm dancin' on the ground.
Lying under this, spell your cast on me.
Lying under the spell you cast on me.
Lying under you, smell your cast on me.
Lying under the spell you cast on me.
'Cast' is another word for 'Puke' in this case
My love, my love
We'll beat back the pain with love.
By love, by love
We'll beat back the pain we've found.
We'll bee-bop the world around
We'll beat back the pain we've found
"Cry Freedom"
Your much too human
The Future is no place to place your better days
Human as to human
The Future is no place to place your better days
Turn, turn
We almost inflict our own living.
Turn, turn
We almost become dizzy.
'Cause I'm digging a ditch with madness skills.
'Cause I'm digging a ditch where madness gives.
"Don't Drink The Water" (MP3)
Come now come now, you neo-nazi
Come now, come now, can you not see?
"Don't Drink The Water" (MP3)
Come out, come out, I know you said 'hi Dave'
Come out, come out, no use in hiding
"Don't Drink The Water" (MP3)
For I will marry you
Or I will bury you
"Don't Drink The Water" (MP3)
The only thing I can tell you, my brother
is go on home or I will marry you
The only thing I can tell you, my brother,
is go on home or I will bury you
"Don't Drink The Water" (MP3)
There's mud in the water
There's blood in the water
"Drive In, Drive Out" (MP3)
Drive in, drive out on eBay.
Drive in, drive out, I'm leaving.
"Drive In, Drive Out" (MP3)
Drive in, drive out, I'm an Eevee.
Drive in, drive out, I'm leaving.
"Drive In, Drive Out" (MP3)
Drive in, drive out, all evening.
Drive in, drive out, I'm leaving.
I went dreamin' in the night.
Darlin' dreamin in the night
I'm ready
or
I'm livid
I did it
There's a negro in my band
It was me right or wrong
If I had a dawg
If I had it all
Misspelled 'dog' because it was sung with a Southern drawl.
If I had a dog, I'd f*** a dog.
If I had it all, I'd f*** it up.
If I had a dog
If I had it all
If I had a doll
If I had it all
If I were child-sized,
on top of a dog
If I were giant-sized,
on top of it all
On top of Vidal
On top of it all
On top of a dog
Tell me then what I would sing for
If I had a dog.
On top of it all
Tell me then what I would sing for
If I had it all.
And if you keep me falling
just colour me wild
And if you keep me floating
just for a while
And if you keep me farting just for a while
And if you keep me floating just for a while
The real desert feeling
Bereaved as I'm feeling
Mother F***er, please explain to me
Whyfore is March?
Ooooh Desert speak!
Why sew cats?
Mountains melt away.
What doobies!
Tell our babies
What to oui Zao?
or
Mother, Father please explain to me
Why forests march to deserts speed?
While snowcapped mountains melt away
What do we tell our babies
When do we say, oh?
Mother, Father please explain to me
Why forests march to deserts' beat?
While snowcapped mountains melt away
What do we tell our babies
When do we say, oh?
"Oh"
I love you oh so well
Like a kid loves candy and Fresca.
or
Like a kid loves candy and Fresno.
I love you oh so well
Like a kid loves candy and fresh snow.
Love! love! Wherefore is hair?
Cuz we need the might of love in here
Don't eat your head, fry your eyes
Let the love in hair
We've had times, and that's all gay
Just look for the love in it
Love! love! What more is there?
Cuz we need the light of love in here
Don't beat your head, dry your eyes
Let the love in there
There's bad times, but that's okay
Just look for the love in it
You could buy my tampon
You blow my head open
"Rhyme and Reason"
Oh, Amanda, how I wish
Oh, man, oh how I wish
Beeping time for the mother station
or
Keeping time for the mother station
or
Peeping tomboy, your mother's stationed!
Peeping Tom for the mother station.
I laugh about the metal contraption with eyes
I laugh about the weatherman's satellite eyes
I laugh about this weatherman that looks like he died
I laugh about this weatherman's satellite eyes
Keeping time for the man in the station
Peeping Tom for the mother station.
Peeping Tom for the molestation
Peeping Tom for the Mother station
Rest high above the clouds aura special
Television with bats are a whirl and while I spend these hours
Five senses leaving
I laugh about this weatherman satelli-hite
Rest high above the clouds no restriction
Television we bounce round the world
And while I spend these hours
Five senses reeling
I laugh about the weatherman's satellite eyes
Rest high above the clouds with no restriction
Tell religion we're bound here
And while I spend these hours
By senses feeling
I laugh about my weather in satellite's eyes.
Rest high above the clouds no restriction
Television we bounce round the world
And while I spend these hours
Five senses reeling
I laugh about the weatherman's satellite eyes.
Rust high above the clouds who ate constrictions
Television rebounds from the whirl
And while I spend the hours
Five senses are eating me
I laugh about this sweater man's saddle come downs.
Rest high above the clouds, no restriction
Television we bounce 'round the world
And while I spend these hours
Five senses reeling
I laugh about the weatherman's satellite eyes.
Winter's cold spring races
and the car horn way up storm is chasin'
every single bee's a pacing
look up look down all around
it's saturday
saturday how'll I dream
someone's secrets you seem
eyes and ears are big
Winter's cold spring erases
And the calm away by the storm is chasen
Everything good needs replacing
Look up, look down, all around,
hey satellite
Satellite headlines read
Someone's secrets you've seen
Eyes and ears have been
I'll spend less on e-bay
Let's 4-09, let's 4-09.
Now let's make this an evening
Lovers for a night, lovers for tonight.
We kiss and sweat, we'll turn this bathtub thing to the best of all we
We kiss and sweat, we'll turn this better thing to the best of all we
Got central heating
Animal ride
Got central heating
And I'm alright
Could I be God?
Could Dad be God?
"Stay (Wasting Time)" (MP3)
Hey love
oh just holding you, wishing you were mine
Hey love
oh just groping you, rolling in the mud
"The Best of What's Around" (MP3)
Are they really my toenails?
That really matters
"The Best of What's Around" (MP3)
Hammer time
Hey my friend
"The Dreaming Tree" (MP3)
Now she's falling hard, she feels the falling dog..
Now she's falling hard, she feels the falling dark..
"The Space Between" (MP3)
A stranger lies
With a warming heart
What a wide-eyed feast he sees
We're strange allies
With warring hearts
What a wild-eyed beast you be
"The Space Between" (MP3)
Space monkeys
Space between
"The Space Between" (MP3)
The space Marine
The space between
"The Space Between" (MP3)
The space between
our wicked thighs
The space between
our wicked lies
"The Space Between" (MP3)
The space latrine
The space between
"The Space Between" (MP3)
There’s no home in you for me
There’s no hope in you for me
"The Space Between" (MP3)
We're Strange Allies
With warring hearts
While the wild-eyed remaist in pain.
We're strange allies
With warring hearts
What a wild-eyed beast you be.
"The Space Between" (MP3)
We're strange allies
With warring hearts
What a wildebeest you be
We're strange allies
With warring hearts
What a wild-eyed beast you be
"The Space Between" (MP3)
Yuck-a squeeze me
You could squeeze me
But I'm not satisfied, I'm gonna keep on going.
But I'm not satisfied, the hunger keep on growing.
Drama falling down
Shadows falling down
Each drink will be merry.
Eat, drink and be merry.
Each ring can be my ring
For Tamara and I.
Eat, drink and be merry
For tomorrow we die.
Yellow things
Yellow flames
Celebrate women
Celebrate, we will.
Climb on to bite you
Climbing on two by two
Our blessed bloody ties
Our flesh and blood, it ties.
We're climbin' too far to
to be sure these days continue.
We climb on two by two,
to be sure these days continue.
We've come too far to
We're climbing two by two
"What Would You Say?" (MP3)
About the words you say
What would you say?
"What Would You Say?" (MP3)
Don't bite the big one
You're a monkey on a train.
Don't drop the big one
If you a monkey on a string.
"What Would You Say?" (MP3)
Don't fight the memory
Don't bite the mailman
"What Would You Say?" (MP3)
I don't understand that the bets
Cannot speak for all the rest.
Don't realize a lifetime's passed me by.
I don't understand at best.
I cannot speak for all the rest.
In the morning rise, a lifetime's passed me by.
"What Would You Say?" (MP3)
If you had a donkey on a chain
If you had a doggie on a chain
"What Would You Say?" (MP3)
No matter what you say.
What would you say?
"What Would You Say?" (MP3)
Up and down pubic hair,
Fleas and ticks jump everywhere
Up and down puppies' hair,
Fleas and ticks jump everywhere
"What Would You Say?" (MP3)
Up and down the puppy's hair
Fleas and ticks don't care anyway.
Up and down puppies' hair
Fleas and ticks jump everywhere.
"What Would You Say?" (MP3)
What would you say?
Don't pop the big one
If you a monkey on the string
Don't cut my lifetime
If you a doggie on the chain
Don't fight the mailman
What would you say?
What would you say?
Don't drop the big one
If you a monkey on the string
Don't cut my lifeline
If you a doggie on the chain
Don't bite the mailman
What would you say?
"What Would You Say" (MP3)
Before it was campy
Thought it was a candy
"What Would You Say" (MP3)
Momma what'd you say?
What would you say?
"What Would You Say" (MP3)
Nobody you memory
Don't bite the mailman
"What Would You Say" (MP3)
Thought it was a getaway
Thought it was a candy
"What Would You Say" (MP3)
Watch what you say
What would you say
"What Would You Say" (MP3)
Water would you say
What would you say
"What Would You Say" (MP3)
What would you say?
Don't pop the big one
If you a monkey on a tree
Well, don't duck my lifetime
If you a doggie on a chain
Don't fight the mailman
What would you say?
What would you say?
Don't drop the big one
If you a monkey on a string
Well, don't cut my life line
If you a doggie on a chain
Don't bite the mailman
What would you say?
"What Would You Say" (MP3)
Why, the words you say
What would you say?
"What Would You Say" (MP3)
Wild of what you say
What would you say?
"What Would You Say" (MP3)
Wildwood, you say
What would you say?
Are you an eyesore unlike?
Are you and I so unalike?
"Where Are You Going" (MP3)
I am no single man
I am no Superman
"Where Are You Going" (MP3)
I am no supernatural
I am no Superman
"Where Are You Going" (MP3)
I am not Superman
I am no Superman
"You Pay for What You Get"
Everybody asks me how she's cooking,
Has Sara Lee lost her mind?
Everybody asks me how she's doing,
has she really lost her mind?