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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> The Darkness
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Darkness that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 68 misheard song lyrics for The Darkness on amIright currently.
"Black Shuck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(Black Locks) Black Locks
(Black Locks) Black Locks
(Black Locks) That got that little f***.
(Black Locks) Black Locks
(Black Locks) That got that little f***.
Original Lyrics:
(Black Shuck) Black Shuck
(Black Shuck) Black Shuck
(Black Shuck) That dog don't give a f***.
(Black Shuck) Black Shuck
(Black Shuck) That dog don't give a f***.
"Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas time, turning the mountains.
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, don't let the bells end.
"Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas blues, just let them ring, pretty please
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
Thrust underneath the mistletoe leaves when you're not here
You went away upon Boxing Day
Now how the hell am I gonna make it on to the moon?
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
Thrust underneath the mistletoe leaves when you're not here
You went away upon Boxing Day
Now how the hell am I gonna make it on to the moon?
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, just let them ring in peace
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
Dust underneath the mistletoe leaves when you're not here
You went away upon Boxing Day
Now how the hell am I gonna make it into the New Year?
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
Dust underneath the mistletoe leaves when you're not here
You went away upon Boxing Day
Now how the hell am I gonna make it into the New Year?
"Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas time, get out the bell end
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
"Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fainting in giant surprise at the gifts we despise over old wine
OR
Fainting in joy and surprise at the gifts we despise over old wine
OR
Fainting in joy and surprise at the gifts we despise over old wine
Original Lyrics:
Feigning joy and surprise at the gifts we despise over mulled wine
"Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just let them ring please.
Original Lyrics:
Just let them ring in peace.
"Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now how the hell am I gonna make it into the news?
Original Lyrics:
Now hell the hell am I gonna make it into the New Year?
"Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells end)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas time, Justin's a Bell-End!
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
"Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells end)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas time, Justin's a ringpiece
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, just let them ring peace
"Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells end)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas time, don't wet the bell end
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
"Don't Let The Bells End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas time, Jonathan and Ray.
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, don't let the bells end.
"Friday Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey you! Could you light a fart for me?
Original Lyrics:
Hey you! Could you ever fall for me?
"Friday Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pimp on Wednesdays.
Original Lyrics:
I got ping-pong on Wednesdays.
"Friday Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Monday, f***ing
Tuesday, gymnastics
Dancing on a Friday night.
Tuesday, gymnastics
Dancing on a Friday night.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Monday, cycling
Tuesday, gymnastics
Dancing on a Friday night.
Tuesday, gymnastics
Dancing on a Friday night.
"Friday Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ping-Pong on Wednesday
Need a w*** on Thursday.
Need a w*** on Thursday.
Original Lyrics:
Ping-Pong on Wednesday
Needlework on Thursday.
Needlework on Thursday.
"Friday Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tossing on a Friday night
Original Lyrics:
Dancing on a Friday night
"Friday Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tossing on a Friday night
Original Lyrics:
Dancing on a Friday night
"Get Your Hand Off Of My Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your hand off of my woman, so I can f*** her.
Original Lyrics:
Get your hands off of my woman, mother f*****.
"Get Your Hands Off My Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get you friends off of my wagon, motherf***er.
Original Lyrics:
Get your hands off of my woman, motherf***er.
"Get Your Hands Off My Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get you hands off of my woman
I want to f*** her.
I want to f*** her.
Original Lyrics:
Get your hands off of my woman
Motherf*****!
Motherf*****!
"Get Your Hands Off My Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your hands off of Mo Mowlam, Jo-hn Majoooooooooor.
Original Lyrics:
Get your hands off of my woman, motherf***er.
"Get Your Hands Off My Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your hands off of my willie, now, before I c**.
Original Lyrics:
Get your hands off of my woman, motherf***er!
"Get Your Hands Off My Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your hands off of my woman, boy before I go.
Original Lyrics:
Get your hands off of my woman, motherf***er.
"Get Your Hands Off My Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitchen hands over the wool man, motherf*****.
Original Lyrics:
Get your hands off of my woman, motherf*****.
"Givin' Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that fork!
Original Lyrics:
Givin' up, givin' up, givin' a f***.
"Givin' Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that fork.
Original Lyrics:
Givin' up, givin' up, givin' a f***.
"Givin' Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me that
Give me that
Give me that fork.
Give me that
Give me that fork.
Original Lyrics:
Givin' up
Givin' up
Givin' a f***.
Givin' up
Givin' a f***.
"Givin' Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh
Get it up, get it up, get her to f***.
Get it up, get it up, get her to f***.
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Givin' up, givin' up, givin' a f***.
Givin' up, givin' up, givin' a f***.
It's about shooting heroin, not sex. The cd it's on debuted at #2 in the UK charts and went straight to #1. File sharers worldwide have titled it incorrectly.
"Growing On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're really growing on me
Avirl can see
or
You're really growing on me
As you can see
or
You're really growing on me
A fool can see
or
You're really growing on me
Avril Lavigne.
Avirl can see
or
You're really growing on me
As you can see
or
You're really growing on me
A fool can see
or
You're really growing on me
Avril Lavigne.
Original Lyrics:
You're really growing on me
Any fool can see.
Any fool can see.
"Hazel Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate it how the fat man always dangles you.
Original Lyrics:
She hailed from the flatlands of East Anglia.
"Hazel Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
With her p***y on one knee
I shall ask for your left hand.
I shall ask for your left hand.
Original Lyrics:
With their blessing on one knee
I shall ask for your left hand.
I shall ask for your left hand.
"How Dare You Call This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's so many erections sinking a shoe.
Original Lyrics:
And there's so many rats on a sinking ship.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I have another rhum ba ba?
Original Lyrics:
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't explain automatics and their special feel
My car is set to drive and you're behind the steering wheel.
My car is set to drive and you're behind the steering wheel.
Original Lyrics:
Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel
My hearts in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel.
My hearts in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing you, f***ing me
Original Lyrics:
Touching you, touching me
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get down!
or
Let's go!
or
Let's go!
Original Lyrics:
Guitar!
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get down!
or
Let's go!
or
Let's go!
Original Lyrics:
Guitar!
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God, you took shampoo!
Original Lyrics:
God, you're touching me.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God, you took shampoo.
Original Lyrics:
God, you're touching me.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God, you touch Shamu!
Original Lyrics:
Touching you, God, you're touching me!
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God, you're touching poo.
Original Lyrics:
God, you're touching me.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in a Ricola!
Original Lyrics:
I believe in a thing called love.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in a pink car love.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in a thing called love.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in a thing called god
Original Lyrics:
I believe in a thing called love
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the music of A-Ha.
Just listen to the music of A-Ha.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythym of my heart.
Just listen to the rhythym of my heart.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in my massive d***
Just listen to the phanny fart.
Just listen to the phanny fart.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart.
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
M-T-V Asia Awards!!!!
Original Lyrics:
I believe in a thing called love.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart's in overdrive
And you're behind the stereo wheel.
And you're behind the stereo wheel.
Original Lyrics:
My heart's in overdrive
And you're behind the steering wheel.
And you're behind the steering wheel.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Touchin' me, touchin' you
God, you touch Aunt Lou.
God, you touch Aunt Lou.
Original Lyrics:
Touchin' me, touchin' you
God, I'm touchin you.
God, I'm touchin you.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Touching me, touching you
Touching me, can't I touch your boob?
Touching me, can't I touch your boob?
Original Lyrics:
Touching you, touching me
Touching you, God, you're touching me.
Touching you, God, you're touching me.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Touching me
'Coz you're touching poo.
'Coz you're touching poo.
Original Lyrics:
Touching me
'coz I'm touching you.
'coz I'm touching you.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Touching you 'cause you're touching me
Original Lyrics:
Touching you, God, you're touching me
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Touching you, 'cuz you're touching moo
or
Touching you, 'cuz you're touching blue
or
Touching you, 'cuz you're Turkish
or
Touching you, 'cuz you're from Istanbul.
or
Touching you, 'cuz you're touching blue
or
Touching you, 'cuz you're Turkish
or
Touching you, 'cuz you're from Istanbul.
Original Lyrics:
Touching you, God, you're touching me!
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Touching you, after touching poo.
Original Lyrics:
Touching you, God you're touching me.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Touching you
Got to touch your boobs.
Got to touch your boobs.
Original Lyrics:
Touching you
God you're touching me.
God you're touching me.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can mack it 'til the sun goes down.
Original Lyrics:
We'll be rockin' 'til the sun goes down.
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be f***ing, my nob touches the ground.
Original Lyrics:
We'll be rockin' 'til the sun goes down.
"I Believe in A Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God, you're touching me.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you're touching me.
"I Believe in a Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in a thin cut loaf.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in a thing called love.
"I Believe in a Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just listen to the rhythm of my whore
Original Lyrics:
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
"I Believe in a Thing Called Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be f**king 'til the sun goes down
Original Lyrics:
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down.
"I Love Rock N Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chubby Charlie sheen
Original Lyrics:
With me dance with me
"Love Is Only A Feeling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sealion touched.
Original Lyrics:
I had seen, I had touched.
"Love Is Only A Feeling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sealion touched.
Original Lyrics:
I had seen, I had touched.
"Love On The Rocks With No Ice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't abide my sugar for tea.
Original Lyrics:
You can't abide my showing fatigue.
"Love is Only A Feeling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is only a feeling, ty ty, always.
Original Lyrics:
Love is only a feeling (drifting away).
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