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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Crystals that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 30 misheard song lyrics for The Crystals on amIright currently.
"Da Doo Ron Ron" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They do run run run, they do run run.
Original Lyrics:
Da-doo-ron-ron-ron, da-doo-ron-ron.
"Da Doo Ron Ron" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They do run run run, they do run run
Original Lyrics:
Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron
"He's A Rebel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When he holds my handgun, so proud.
Original Lyrics:
When he holds my hand, I'm so proud.
"He's a Rebel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His apple pie
or
His cherry pie
or
His pumpkin pie
or
His cherry pie
or
His pumpkin pie
Original Lyrics:
His head up high
"Parade of the Wooden Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Music is trashy
or
Music is trashing
or
Music is trashing
Original Lyrics:
Music is crashing
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
He knows when you're away
Original Lyrics:
He knows when you're awake
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's gonna find out who's rowin' on ice!
Original Lyrics:
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Jack Horner
Original Lyrics:
Little tin horns
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little tin whores
Original Lyrics:
Little tin horns
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sarah frog is caught in a jar.
Original Lyrics:
Santa Claus is coming to town.
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids and girls in Toyland will have a Jewish leaf
Original Lyrics:
The kids in girl and boy land will have a jubilee
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better not bounce
Original Lyrics:
You better not pout
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better not pow
Original Lyrics:
You better not pout
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're gonna build a toilet
Original Lyrics:
They're gonna build a toyland
"Then He Kissed Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the stores were shelving right
Original Lyrics:
All the stars were shining bright
"Then He Kissed Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All this while goes by and by and then he kissed me
Original Lyrics:
All the stars were shining bright and then he kissed me.
"Then He Kissed Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Danny kissed me.
Original Lyrics:
And then he kissed me.
"Then He Kissed Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the fear I had died inside
Original Lyrics:
And always be right by his side
"Then He Kissed Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And then he p***ed me
Original Lyrics:
And then he kissed me
"Then He Kissed Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Each time I saw him I wanted to see him again
Original Lyrics:
Each time we met I couldn't wait to see him again
"Then He Kissed Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He looked fine and I said
So I said I might take his time
So I said I might take his time
Original Lyrics:
He looked kinda nice
And so I said I might take a chance
And so I said I might take a chance
"Then He Kissed Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave him all the love and a hat
Original Lyrics:
I gave him all the love that I had
"Then He Kissed Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well he walked up to me and he asked me if I wanted to die.
Original Lyrics:
Well he walked up to me and he asked me if I wanted to dance.
"Then He Kissed Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well he walked up to me
And he asked me if I wanted to die.
And he asked me if I wanted to die.
Original Lyrics:
Well he walked up to me
And he asked me if I wanted to dance.
And he asked me if I wanted to dance.
"Then He Kissed Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well he walked up to me
And he asked me if I wanted to die
He looked kind of nice
And so I said I might take a try.
And he asked me if I wanted to die
He looked kind of nice
And so I said I might take a try.
Original Lyrics:
Well he walked up to me
And he asked me if I wanted to dance
He looked kind of nice
And so I said I might take a chance.
And he asked me if I wanted to dance
He looked kind of nice
And so I said I might take a chance.
"Then He Kissed Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we danced he held me tight
And when he walks he holds a knife
And when he walks he holds a knife
Original Lyrics:
When we danced he held me tight
And when he walked me home that night
And when he walked me home that night
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