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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Crosby, Stills, And Nash
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Crosby, Stills, And Nash that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 87 misheard song lyrics for Crosby, Stills, And Nash on amIright currently.
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"Helplessly Hoping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Helplessly hoping her hard licking lovers near by awaiting a word
Original Lyrics:
Helplessly hoping her Harlequin hovers near by awaiting a word
"Just a Song Before I Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Driving me to the A-Port
Original Lyrics:
Driving me to the airport
"Just a Song Before I Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had to be at home
Original Lyrics:
I had to be alone
"Live It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lick it up
Original Lyrics:
Live it up
Featured on Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas.
"Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it appears to be Andropov.
Original Lyrics:
And it appears to be a lo-ong...
"Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you do, you had better come prepared.
Original Lyrics:
If you do, you had better cut your hair.
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Charlie Coker's in the square.
Original Lyrics:
Charming cobra's in the square.
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Charming cobwebs in the square
Original Lyrics:
Charming cobras in the square.
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Colored cottons hang in the air, Johnnie Cochran's in the square.
Original Lyrics:
Colored cottons hang in the air charming cobras in the square.
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know we're riding on Americatch Express?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know we're riding on the Marrakesh Express
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been saving all my money just to take you there
I smelled the gum in your hair.
I smelled the gum in your hair.
Original Lyrics:
I've been saving all my money just to take you there
I smell the garden in your hair.
I smell the garden in your hair.
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnnie Cochran's in the Square
Original Lyrics:
Charming cobras in the Square
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnnie Cochran's in the square.
Original Lyrics:
Charming cobra's in the square.
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking at the womb
Original Lyrics:
Looking at the world
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scratchy Leathers
Original Lyrics:
Striped Djellebas
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stretchy leathers we can wear at home
Original Lyrics:
Striped Djellebas we can wear at home
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Striking leathers we can wear at home
Original Lyrics:
Striped Djellebas we can wear at home
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're digging meat, ooo-Marrakesh.
Original Lyrics:
They're taking me to Marrakesh.
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're going riding on Americketch Express.
Original Lyrics:
Do you know we're riding on the Marrakesh Express?
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're writing on American Express
Original Lyrics:
We're riding on the Marrakesh Express
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the downhill run is perfectly clear
Original Lyrics:
And the downhill run to Papeete
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the downhill run to Papee-te Bay
Original Lyrics:
And the downhill run to Papeete
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's as big as the promise, the promise of a gun in vain.
Original Lyrics:
But it's as big as the promise, the promise of a coming day.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
But on a midnight watch, I realized why class you ran away.
Original Lyrics:
But on a midnight watch, I realized why twice you ran away.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
But on a midnight watch, I realized why, Christ, you ran away.
Original Lyrics:
But on a midnight watch, I realized why twice you ran away.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
From an oyster bar in Avalon
I tried to call you.
I tried to call you.
Original Lyrics:
From a noisy bar in Avalon
I tried to call you.
I tried to call you.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world looking for that common, girl
Who knows love can endure
Who knows love can endure
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world looking for that woman, girl
Who knows love can endure
Who knows love can endure
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world looking for that one-man, girl.
Who knows love can endure
Who knows love can endure
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world looking for that woman, girl.
Who knows love can endure
Who knows love can endure
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world looking for that woman, girl.
Who knows of Ganondorf.
Who knows of Ganondorf.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world looking for that woman, girl.
Who knows love can endure
Who knows love can endure
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world, searching for that one-eyed girl
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world, looking for that woman, girl.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world,
Looking for that foreign girl
Looking for that foreign girl
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world,
Looking for that woman-girl
Looking for that woman-girl
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Lookin' for that bovine girl
Who knows that I've been indoors.
Lookin' for that bovine girl
Who knows that I've been indoors.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Lookin' for that woman, girl
Who knows that love can endure.
Lookin' for that woman, girl
Who knows that love can endure.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that 4-eyed girl.
Looking for that 4-eyed girl.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman, girl.
Looking for that woman, girl.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that Mormon, girl.
Looking for that Mormon, girl.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman, girl.
Looking for that woman, girl.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that foreign girl.
Looking for that foreign girl.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman, girl.
Looking for that woman, girl.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that foreman grill.
Looking for that foreman grill.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman, girl.
Looking for that woman, girl.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that fraulein girl
Looking for that fraulein girl
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman, girl.
Looking for that woman, girl.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that one-armed girl.
Looking for that one-armed girl.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman-girl.
Looking for that woman-girl.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that one-armed girl.
Looking for that one-armed girl.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking or that woman, girl.
Looking or that woman, girl.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that one-eyed girl
Looking for that one-eyed girl
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman, girl.
Looking for that woman, girl.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that wanted girl.
Looking for that wanted girl.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman, girl.
Looking for that woman, girl.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
looking for that Mormon girl
or
I have been around the world
lookin' for that fraulein girl
looking for that Mormon girl
or
I have been around the world
lookin' for that fraulein girl
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
looking for that woman, girl.
looking for that woman, girl.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman though
No love can ignore
Looking for that woman though
No love can ignore
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world looking for that woman, girl.
Who knows love can endure
Who knows love can endure
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' for that one-armed girl
Original Lyrics:
Looking for that woman, girl
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking at cannonballs
Original Lyrics:
Who knows love can endure
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for that Mormon girl
Original Lyrics:
Looking for that woman, girl
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for that bowline girl.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for that woman, girl.
Bowline is pronounced 'BOH-lin'.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for that common girl
Original Lyrics:
Looking for that woman, girl
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for that one-armed girl
Original Lyrics:
Looking for that woman, girl
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a midnight watch, I realized
By Christ, you ran away.
By Christ, you ran away.
Original Lyrics:
On the midnight watch, I realized
Why twice you ran away.
Why twice you ran away.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was makin' for the trades on the outside
And the downhill run to Papa Hay Bay.
And the downhill run to Papa Hay Bay.
Original Lyrics:
She was makin' for the trades on the outside
And the downhill run to Papeete Bay.
And the downhill run to Papeete Bay.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
So we cheated, we lied, and we trusted.
Original Lyrics:
So we cheated, and we lied, and we tested.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody fine will come along make me forget about lovin' you
At the Southern Cross.
At the Southern Cross.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody fine will come along, make me forget about lovin' you
And the Southern Cross.
And the Southern Cross.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think about how many times
I have gone bowlin'.
I have gone bowlin'.
Original Lyrics:
Think about how many times
I have fallen.
I have fallen.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who knows the Ganondorf
Original Lyrics:
Who knows love can endure
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know low cannon doors
Original Lyrics:
You know love can endure
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will survive being busted.
Original Lyrics:
You will survive being bested.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will survive getting busted
Original Lyrics:
You will survive being bested
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're naked, Hard
Original Lyrics:
And you make it hard
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Asking me said she's so pretty
Original Lyrics:
Asking me said she so free
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you catch the pharaoh?
Original Lyrics:
How can you catch the sparrow?
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chestnut-Brown canary, to bethroat a sparrow
or
Chestnut-Brown canary, you be Joe Tex sparrow
or
Chestnut-Brown canary, you be Joe Tex sparrow
Original Lyrics:
Chestnut-Brown canary, ruby-throated sparrow
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let the past remind us of what we are not now
I am not leaving.
I am not leaving.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the past remind us of what we are not now
I am not dreaming.
I am not dreaming.
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you catch the scarecrow?
Original Lyrics:
How do you catch the sparrow?
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you catch the spiral?
Original Lyrics:
How can you catch the sparrow?
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's getting to the point where I don't cry anymore
Original Lyrics:
It's getting to the point where I'm no fun anymore
Took me 10 years to figure this line out. I actually prefer the way I heard it. It has a deeper meaning.
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's getting to the point
Where I don't want any more.
Where I don't want any more.
Original Lyrics:
It's getting to the point
Where I'm no fun anymore.
Where I'm no fun anymore.
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just not from the nary
Original Lyrics:
Chestnut brown canary
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just now prompt a nelly, you be toted sparrow
Original Lyrics:
Chestnut-Brown canary, ruby-throated sparrow
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just now prompt an Ellie, you be protest sparrow
Original Lyrics:
Chestnut-Brown canary, ruby-throated sparrow
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to prompt and nary to de-throat a sparrow
Original Lyrics:
Chestnut-Brown canary, ruby-throated sparrow
I didn't make it up, I really thought this is what they were saying
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lazy lilting Leary
Original Lyrics:
Lacy lilting lady
as in Timothy Leary
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lazy lilting lily
Original Lyrics:
Lacy lilting lady
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let’s get to the park
or
Let’s get to the point
or
Let’s get to the point
Original Lyrics:
It’s getting to the point
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please be gone I'm tied on cue
Original Lyrics:
Please be gone I'm tired of you
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Quiero sol
Original Lyrics:
Cielo sol
The mishearing means "I want sun" in Spanish; the correct phrase means "Sunny sky".
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday morning
Original Lyrics:
Sunday morning
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try Jesus, Sunday in the afternoon.
Original Lyrics:
Friday evening, Sunday in the afternoon
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have you got Toulouse?
Original Lyrics:
What have you got to lose?
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have you got for you?
Original Lyrics:
What have you got to lose?
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheel me to the barrow
Original Lyrics:
Thrill me to the marrow
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make it Paul.
Original Lyrics:
You make it hard.
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You might get hard
Original Lyrics:
You make it hard
"Teach Your Children"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so pick on yourself.
Original Lyrics:
And so become yourself.
From the 1994 revival (minus Young).
"Teach Your Children"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teach your children well,
Their father’s hell will slowly go by...
Their father’s hell will slowly go by...
Original Lyrics:
Teach your children well,
Their father's health will slowly go by...
Their father's health will slowly go by...
"Teach Your Children" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teach your children well,
Their father's health will slowly go by,
And feed them on their dreams
The one they picked, the one you don't like.
Don't you ever ask them why, if they told you, you will cry,
So just look at them and sigh
And know they love you.
Their father's health will slowly go by,
And feed them on their dreams
The one they picked, the one you don't like.
Don't you ever ask them why, if they told you, you will cry,
So just look at them and sigh
And know they love you.
Original Lyrics:
Teach your children well,
Their father's hell did slowly go by,
And feed them on your dreams
The one they picks, the one you'll know by.
Don't you ever ask them why, if they told you, you will cry,
So just look at them and sigh
And know they love you.
Their father's hell did slowly go by,
And feed them on your dreams
The one they picks, the one you'll know by.
Don't you ever ask them why, if they told you, you will cry,
So just look at them and sigh
And know they love you.
"Wooden Ships"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whirling ships on the water
Original Lyrics:
Wooden ships on the water
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