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There are 119 misheard song lyrics for Jim Croce on amIright currently.
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"Bad Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
All the downtown ladies call him Treetop Blower.
All the downtown ladies call him Treetop Lover.
"Bad Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
All the downtown ladies call him Treetop Blubber.
All the downtown ladies call him Treetop Lover.
"Bad Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Baddest man in the whole downtown
Baddest man in the whole damn town
"Bad Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Fattest man in the whole damn town
Baddest man in the whole damn town
"Bad Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
He's got a Chrysler Continental
He's got a custom Continental
I'm aware that the Continental was in fact NOT a Chrysler product...
"Bad Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
He's got a cut stone condemnental
He's got a custom Continental
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Badder than Donkey Kong
Badder than ol' King Kong
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Badder than Okie Coke
And meaner than a junkyard dope
Badder than ol' King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog.
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Badder than a honky kong
Badder than old King Kong
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Badder than a whole King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard doll.
Badder than ol' King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog.
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Badder than a whooping cough.
Badder than ol' King Kong.
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Better than old King Kong
Badder than old King Kong
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Better than old ping pong
Badder than old King Kong
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Fat, Fat Leroy Brown
Fattest man in the world and the town.
Bad, bad Leroy Brown
Baddest man in the whole damned town.
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Fat, fat, Leroy brown
The fattest man in the whole damn town
Bad, bad Leroy Brown
Baddest man in the whole damned town.
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Fattest man in the whole downtown
Baddest man in the whole downtown
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
He had a raisin in his shoe
He had a razor in his shoe
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
He's got 'em cussin' continental.
He's got an Elder rod or two.
He's got 32 guns and he parks it for funds.
He's got an eraser in his shoe
He's got a custom Continental.
He's got an El Dorado, too.
He's got a .32 gun in his pocket for fun.
He's got a razor in his shoe
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
He's got 'em cussin' continental
He's got an Elder rod or two
He's got 32 guns and he parks it for funds
He's got an raisin in his shoe.
He's got a custom Continental
He's got an El Dorado, too
He's got a .32 gun in his pocket for fun
He's got a razor in his shoe.
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
It took two men just to fight him.
Well, the two men took to fighting
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Meaner than a drunk outlaw
Meaner than a junkyard dog
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Meaner than a junkyard doll
Meaner than a junkyard dog
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Meaner than a junkyard don
Meaner than a junkyard dog
I would rather face a junkyard dog than a godfather any day.
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Meaner than to jump your dog
Meaner than a junkyard dog
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Well, Friday, down at Lee's Game Room
Well, Friday, 'bout a week ago
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Well, he can't, cause I'm her father
And his trouble, Suzy can.
Well, he cast his eyes upon her
And his trouble soon began.
"Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown" (MP3)
And at the end of the bar
Sat a girl named Guitar
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named Doris
"Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown" (MP3)
And he like to wear his diamond rings
On everybody's nose.
And he like to wave his diamond rings
In front of everybody's nose.
"Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown" (MP3)
And it's fat, fat Leroy Brown
The fattest man in the whole down town
Fatter than old King Cole
And leaner than a junkyard dog.
And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog.
"Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Bad, bad Leroy Brown.
Baddest man in the whole damn town.
Badder than a whole King Kong.
And meaner than a junky doll
Bad, bad Leroy Brown.
Baddest man in the whole damned town.
Badder than ol' King Kong.
And meaner than a junkyard dog
"Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Bad, bad Leroy Brown.
Baddest man in the hold on town.
Bad, bad Leroy Brown.
Baddest man in the whole damned town.
"Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Badder than Nat King Cole.
Badder than ol' King Kong.
"Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Badder than Okie Carl
Badder than ol' King Kong.
"Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Baddest man in the f****** town
Baddest man in the whole d*** town
I wasn't old enough to know what the song really was about.
"Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Baddest man in the whole downtown
Baddest man in the whole d*** town
"Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Better standing than the whole downtown
or
Better standing than the whole damn town
Baddest man in the whole damn town
"Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown" (MP3)
Fatter than a whole King Kong.
Badder than ol' King Kong.
"Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown" (MP3)
He's got a .32 gun in his pocketful of fun.
He's got a .32 gun in his pocket for fun.
"Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown" (MP3)
He's got a custom Continental.
He's got a dildo rider, too.
He's got a custom Continental.
He's got an El Dorado, too.
"Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown" (MP3)
He's got a raisin in his shoe.
He's got a razor in his shoe.
Like a screamin' girl o'er a broken toe.
Like a singin' bird or a croakin' toad.
Like a singing bird with a broken toe
I've got a name
I've got a name.
Like a singing bird and a croakin' toad
I've got a name
I've got a name.
Like the North wind blowing me down behind
I've got a song
I've got a song
Like the wicker wheel and big cheese cryin'
I've got a song
I've got a song.
Like the North wind whistling down the sky
I've got a song
I've got a song
Like the whippoorwill and the babies crying
I've got a song
I've got a song
Like the North wind whistling down behind
Like the North wind whistling down the sky
Like the pine trees lined in the winding road.
Like the pine trees lining the winding road.
Like the singing bird with a broken toe
I've got a name, I've got a name.
Like the singing bird or the croakin' toad
I've got a name, I've got a name.
Like the whippoorwill and the Phoebe's cry
Like the whippoorwill and a baby's cry
Movin' ahead so I'm goin' 75.
Movin' ahead so life won't pass me by.
Who led me down the highway?
Moving me down the highway
Who let me down the highway
Don’t let me down the highway
Moving me down the highway
Rolling me down the highway
But they can't shave me
But they can't change me
Hi golden egg
I got a name
I gotta stop
I got a song
If it gets me going
If it gets me nowhere
If it gets me going
If it gets me nowhere
The whippoorwill and the phoebe's cry.
The whippoorwill and the babies cry.
"I'll Have to Say I Love You in a Song" (MP3)
I hope I didn't make it
I hope I didn't wake you
"I'll Have to Say I Love You in a Song" (MP3)
So I'll have to say I'd drug you in a song
So I'll have to say I love you in a song
"It Doesn't Have To Be That Way"
I see window pains.
Icy window pains.
"It Doesn't Have To Be That Way"
There's bird droppings by the way.
I'll be dropping by today.
I could be a super man
Or maybe a super guy.
He'll have to be a super guy
Or maybe a super god
"Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels)" (MP3)
I'm livin' in L.A..
With my good old best friend Ray
She's livin' in L.A.
With my best old ex-friend Ray
"Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels)" (MP3)
She's livin' in a lake
With my best old ex-friend Ray.
She's livin' in L.A.
With my best old ex-friend Ray.
Damn, those old 8 tracks weren't terribly clear in terms of sound :-P
"Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)" (MP3)
Aburrido
Operator
"Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)" (MP3)
Ah, burrito!
Operator!
"Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)" (MP3)
Amarita
Operator
"Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)" (MP3)
And give me the novel if you can find it,
So I can call just to tell her I'm buyin' it
And give me the number if you can find it,
So I can call just to tell her I'm fine
"Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)" (MP3)
Arboretum
Operator
"Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)" (MP3)
Gosh, she said she knew well and sometimes dated.
Guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated.
"Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)" (MP3)
I'm overcome with glow.
I've overcome the blow.
"Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)" (MP3)
I've overcome the gloat.
I've overcome the blow.
"Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)" (MP3)
There's something in my ice.
There's something in my eye.
"Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)" (MP3)
You can keep the time.
You can keep the dime.
"Operator (That's Not the Way it Feels)" (MP3)
And kill me to numbers
And give me the number
"Operator (That’s Not The Way It Feels)" (MP3)
Amoreena, well could you help me take this cough
Operator, well could you help me place this call
But that’s not the way it fears
But that’s not the way it feels
Can you help me fix this cough?
Can you help me place this call?
Guy's just such a nude that I sometimes hate him
Guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated
Operator, can you help me fix this cough?
Operator, can you help me place this call?
Oh, Rapid Roy that stock car boy
He a built driver river man.
Oh Rapid Roy that stock car boy
He's the best driver in the land.
"Steen"
Now Friday Down at Bekaygo
Now Friday 'bout a week ago
If I could shave mimes in a brothel
If I could save time in a bottle
If I could spend time in a brothel
If I could save time in a bottle
I've looked around no to no
I've looked around enough to know
If I could make cheese last forever
If I could make days last forever
If I could make dreams last forever
If I could make days last forever
If I could make games last forever
If I could make days last forever
If I could save Charmin from running
If I could save time in a bottle
If I could save Tums in a bottle
If I could save time in a bottle
If I could save dimes in a bottle
If I could save time in a bottle
If I could save time on the bottom
If I could save time in a bottle
If I could send time in the bible
If I could send Time in a Bottle
If I could stop talking about you
If I could save time in a bottle
"Walkin' Back To Georgia"
She's the girl who said she loved me
On that hot, dusty vacant road
or
She's the girl who said she loved me
On that hot, dusty bacon road.
She's the girl who said she loved me
On that hot, dusty Macon road.
"Which Way Are You Going?"
B****, where are you going?
Which way are you going?
"Workin' At The Car Wash Blues" (MP3)
But workin' in the sins of Niagara Falls
Is an undiscovered Howard Hughes.
But workin' at this end of Niagara Falls
Is an undiscovered Howard Hughes.
"Workin' At The Car Wash Blues" (MP3)
So baby, don't 'xpect to see me
With no double martini
In any high-brow society news
'Cause I got them steadily depressin', low-down mind
I said, 'Workin' at the car wash blues.'
So baby, don't 'xpect to see me
With no double martini
In any high-brow society news
'Cause I got them steadily depressin', low-down mind-messin'
Workin' at the car wash blues.
"Workin' At The Car Wash Blues" (MP3)
So, baby, don't expect to see me with no double-martini
And my eyebrows in Saturday's news.
So, baby, don't expect to see me with no double-martini
In any high-brow society news.
"Workin' At The Car Wash Blues" (MP3)
So, baby, don't expect to see me with no double-martini
And in my eyebrows the Saturday news.
So, baby, don't expect to see me with no double-martini
In any high-brow society news.
"Workin' At The Car Wash Blues" (MP3)
So, baby, you won't see Bushimi with no double Pachini
in an old High Society tube
So, baby, don't expect to see me with no double-martini
in any high-brow society news
"Workin' At The Car Wash Blues" (MP3)
Well, all I can do is to shake a hat,
You might not believe that it's true
But working down the fall at Niagara Falls
Is an undiscovered hour used.
or
Well, all I can do is to shake my head
You might not believe that it's true
But working on these cars at Niagraa Falls
Is an undiscovered Howard Hughes.
or
Well, all I can do is to shake my head
You might not believe that it's true
But workin' at this indoor Niagara Falls
Is an undiscovered Howard Hughes.
Well, all I can do is to shake my head
You might not believe that it's true
But workin' at this end of Niagara Falls
Is an undiscovered Howard Hughes.
Editor's note: Someone suggested that "this indoor Niagara Falls" is correct, but most lyric sites say that "this end of Niagara Falls" is correct, so I'm going with that one. Until I see the liner notes of the album, I'm leaving it like this.
"Workin' at the Car Wash Blues" (MP3)
Well, I had just got out of the county prison
Doin' ninety days for ounce of pot
Well, I had just got out of the county prison
Doin' ninety days for non-support
"You Don't Mess Around With Jim" (MP3)
He was cut down at Audrey's Place yeah
and he was shot in a couple more
He was cut in 'bout a hundred places
and he was shot in a couple more
"You Don't Mess Around With Jim" (MP3)
Jimmy come boppin' in an awful streak
Jimmy come boppin' in off the street
"You Don't Mess Around With Jim" (MP3)
Now you don't flood on Superman's cape.
You don't fiddle the wind.
You don't put the mask on an old, old ranger.
And you don't mess around with him.
Now you don't tug on Superman's cape.
You don't spit in the wind.
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger.
And you don't mess around with Jim.
"You Don't Mess Around With Jim" (MP3)
Now you don't put on Superman's cape
Now you don't tug on Superman's cape
"You Don't Mess Around With Jim" (MP3)
Now you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't pee into the wind
Now you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
"You Don't Mess Around With Jim" (MP3)
Now you don't turn on Superman's cape
You don't spin into the wind
You don't hold the mask on an old, Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Slim.
Now you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim.
"You Don't Mess Around With Jim" (MP3)
The bowery got its boys
The bowery got its bums
"You Don't Mess Around With Jim" (MP3)
Uptown got his husband
Bow and he got his bumps
Uptown got it's hustlers
The bowery got it's bums
"You Don't Mess Around With Jim" (MP3)
Well her husband fell over the pool room
Jimmy own poppa in offa the street
Well a hush fell over the pool room
Jimmy come boppin' in off the street
"You Don't Mess Around With Jim" (MP3)
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't piss in the wind
You don't pull the mast off an o'zark ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
Now you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim.
"You Don't Mess Around with Jim" (MP3)
Turbine Superman's cape
Tug on Superman's cape
"You Don't Mess Around with Jim" (MP3)
You don't pull the mask off the Ozone Ranger
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
"You Don't Mess Around with Jim" (MP3)
You don't spin into the wind
You don't spit into the wind
"You Don’t Mess Around with Jim" (MP3)
You don’t tug around Superman’s grave
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape