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There are 36 misheard song lyrics for Crash Test Dummies on amIright currently.
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"Afternoons And Coffeespoons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had my lunch checked out with X-Rays
I've spared the hospital always
Someday I'll have a disappearing headline.
I've spared the hospital always
Someday I'll have a disappearing headline.
Original Lyrics:
I've had my lungs checked out with X-Rays
I've smelled the hospital hallways
Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline.
I've smelled the hospital hallways
Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline.
"Afternoons And Coffeespoons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some day, I'll have disappearing headlights.
Original Lyrics:
Some day, I'll have a disappearing hairline.
"Afternoons and Coffeespoons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Afternoons will be measured out, measured out
and measured with God is good and Mrs. Eliot
and measured with God is good and Mrs. Eliot
Original Lyrics:
Afternoons will be measured out, measured out
and measured with Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot
and measured with Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot
"Afternoons and Coffeespoons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Afternoons will be measured out, measured out
and measured with God is good and this is Eliot
and measured with God is good and this is Eliot
Original Lyrics:
Afternoons will be measured out, measured out
and measured with Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot
and measured with Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot
"Afternoons and Coffeespoons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Afternoons will be mentioned trout, mentioned trout
And mentioned with coffeespoons and tea is Elliot.
And mentioned with coffeespoons and tea is Elliot.
Original Lyrics:
Afternoons will be measured out, measured out
And measured with Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot.
And measured with Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot.
"Afternoons and Coffeespoons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some day I'll have a disappearing hairline
Some day I'll have a job that's in the daytime
Some day I'll have a job that's in the daytime
Original Lyrics:
Some day I'll have a disappearing hairline
Some day I'll wear pajamas in the daytime
Some day I'll wear pajamas in the daytime
"Afternoons and Coffeespoons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some day, I'll have a disappearing head lice
Original Lyrics:
Some day, I'll have a disappearing hairline
"Androgynous"
Misheard Lyrics:
It drives you nuts.
Original Lyrics:
Androgynous
"God Shuffled His Feet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ganja for his feet
Original Lyrics:
God shuffled his feet
Ganja is yet another euphamism for marijuana.
"God Shuffled His Feet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God shuffled his feet once around
And then he declared their throats and stepped right back and then...
And then he declared their throats and stepped right back and then...
Original Lyrics:
God shuffled his feet once around
And then the people cleared their throats and stared right back at him.
And then the people cleared their throats and stared right back at him.
"How Does a Duck Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And how to tell his wife Molly of the Ducks.
Original Lyrics:
And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks.
"How Does a Duck Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything seems bland now
Everything seems nicely bland now
Everything seems nicely bland now
Original Lyrics:
Everything seems planned out
Everything seems nicely planned out
Everything seems nicely planned out
"How Does a Duck Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How does a dog know what direction his house is?
Original Lyrics:
How does a duck know what direction south is?
"I Think I'll Disappear Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think God is a beer now
Original Lyrics:
I think I'll disappear now
"In The Days Of The Caveman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and pull my finger.
Original Lyrics:
Your thumb and forefinger
"In The Days Of The Caveman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and pull my finger.
Original Lyrics:
Your thumb and forefinger
"In The Days Of The Caveman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No pajamas or dog turds
Original Lyrics:
No pajamas or doctors
"In The Days Of The Caveman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes when I lie awake I hear a rainbow on a tin fife
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes when I lie awake I hear the rainfall on my tent fly
"In The Days Of The Caveman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes when I lie awake,
I see the rainfall on my tit flag
I see the rainfall on my tit flag
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes when I lie awake,
I hear the rain fall on my tent fly.
I hear the rain fall on my tent fly.
"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when they went to a weird church
They shook and marched all over the church floor
They shook and marched all over the church floor
Original Lyrics:
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But both boy and girl were glad
They were not beaned by Dad.
They were not beaned by Dad.
Original Lyrics:
But both girl and boy were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that.
'Cause one kid had it worse than that.
"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But both girl and boy were black
Could work it, add it worse and that.
Could work it, add it worse and that.
Original Lyrics:
But both girl and boy were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that.
'Cause one kid had it worse than that.
"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He said that it was Brummel
And the cabin's smashed, so, aaaargh.
And the cabin's smashed, so, aaaargh.
Original Lyrics:
He said that it was from when
The cars smashed so hard.
The cars smashed so hard.
"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His hair had turned from black into Lite Brite
Original Lyrics:
His hair had turned from black into bright white
"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once there was this bear Pooh
Original Lyrics:
Once there was this kid who
"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They sawed bird marks all over her buddy
Original Lyrics:
They saw birth marks all over her body
"Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They schuck had lurched all over the church floor.
Original Lyrics:
They shook and lurched all over the church floor.
"Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They shook head lice all over the church floor.
Original Lyrics:
They shook and lurched all over the church floor.
"Superman's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And sometimes I dispute that there will never be
Another ham like him
Another ham like him
or
And I believe that there will never ever be
Another man like him
Another man like him
or
And I believe that there will never ever be
Another man like him
Another man like him
Original Lyrics:
And sometimes I dispair the world will never see
Another man like him
Another man like him
"Superman's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Superman never made any money
Feeding the world to Salmon and Grumby
Feeding the world to Salmon and Grumby
Original Lyrics:
Superman never made any money
Saving the world from Solomon Grundy
Saving the world from Solomon Grundy
"Superman's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Superman never made any money
Saving the world from Soddom and Gommorrah.
Saving the world from Soddom and Gommorrah.
Original Lyrics:
Superman never made any money
Saving the world from Solomon Grundy.
Saving the world from Solomon Grundy.
"Swimming In Your Ocean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm swimming in your ocean
Floating on concrete
Floating on concrete
Original Lyrics:
When I'm swimming in your ocean
Floating aloft on creams
Floating aloft on creams
"The Ghosts That Haunt Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I would like to introduce them both to you
You'd stroke her bony heiny and so dispell the gloom.
You'd stroke her bony heiny and so dispell the gloom.
Original Lyrics:
But I would like to introduce them both to you
You'd shake their bony hands and so dispell the gloom.
You'd shake their bony hands and so dispell the gloom.
"Two Knights And Maidens" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The maidens had elephants for the two knights.
Original Lyrics:
The maidens had other plans for the two knights.
"Two Knights and Maidens" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The maidens had other planks for the two knives.
Original Lyrics:
The maidens had other plans for the two knights.
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