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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Elvis Costello and the Attractions

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Elvis Costello and the Attractions that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 6 misheard song lyrics for Elvis Costello and the Attractions on amIright currently.

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"Goon Squad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good squash
Original Lyrics:
Goon Squad
"High Fidelity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arriverderci
Can you ever? Can you ever? Can you hurt me?
Original Lyrics:
High Fidelity
Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
"King Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know that they're locking hearts.
Original Lyrics:
Now I know that you're all King Horse.
"New Lace Sleeves"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more Facebook
When you gonna learn your lesson?
Original Lyrics:
No more fast buck
When you gonna learn your lesson?
"Two Little Hitlers"
Misheard Lyrics:
I left my face on the floor
Original Lyrics:
I'm up late, pacing the floor
"Why Don't You Love Me (Like You Used To Do)?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you love me like you used to do?
How come you treat me like a one-eyed Jew?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you love me like you used to do?
How come you treat me like a worn-out shoe?

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