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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> The Contours

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Contours that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 8 misheard song lyrics for The Contours on amIright currently.

"Do You Love Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can masterbate her.
Original Lyrics:
I can mash potato.
"Do You Love Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a masturbator.
Original Lyrics:
I can mash potato.
"Do You Love Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
La-de-da-duh-dance
Original Lyrics:
Now that I can dance.
"Do You Love Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbator
Original Lyrics:
Mashed Potato
"Do You Love Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, but I can dance.
Original Lyrics:
Now that I can dance.
"Do You Love Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You broke my heart
'Cause I wasn't Dan.
Original Lyrics:
You broke my heart
'Cause I couldn't dance.
"Do You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Ruff-ruff)
Original Lyrics:
(Work, work)
"Do You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that I’m condensed
Original Lyrics:
Now that I can dance

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